Turaga Dlakii

You're kidding. The Eragon film. The books were great, but the film... definitely not. Speaking of which, why hasn't Paolini finished the third book yet? It was originally due last year.

You're on. Let's think; maybe "Turagius Dlakiius Mudkippius" or something like that which involves both Dlakii and Mudkip...

You're still active, then? Ah, good times...

You're using the awesome-av?

YESSSSSS.

Your av has just achieved new heights of win. Or something like that.

Your avatar = EPIC WIN.

Your memory lapse much?

Your new name is of considerable epic. Just sayin'.

Your number of profile views still defies logic and reality.

Your signoff thing actually looks a bit like a face.

Yup. Legends of Metru Nui, the introduction to The Darkness Below... I could go on all day.

ZOMG....

That "Resistance Is Futile" one absolutely owns.