Kaleidoscope Tekulo

Alas it is too late. I have already fallen victim to Purple Rayne.

All I wanted from this game was a slumber party where everyone got along. TT^TT

Kelotu is not incredibly incompetent! >:0

Just the regular kind.

Well I for one still want to know about this hat Purple has.

I imagine it as giant, poofy and with some sort of oversized accessory like a feather or cheese grater.

Oh, I already know exactly who's to blame for it.

 

 

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"It was I! The dastardly Tekulo Briar! I shammed my own death in a circuitous plan for revenge! Nyahaha!"

Tekulo Briar then proceeds to twirl his villainous mustache.

Purple has a hat?

Am I wrong?

Badly drawn? Good Toru, were my avatar a song it would be mellifluous.

Also, do the Knights have propaganda? Do we have propaganda???

I hope Burnmad doesn't get killed off. Like right now he is seemingly the only reason the remainder of the Jungle region hasn't been annihilated. Especially since the toa of Fire wants to burn the rest of it to ash.

But yeah, Nintendork told us the game would be on hold while he attends to more important things, so let's just chill in the meantime and speculate what it is that Purple Rayne keeps hidden under his giant hat.

Let me tell you about my current profile pic. So Kohaku was looking for someone to use the original image to compliment his picture on another site. I think they're characters from Erased (But don't quote me on that).

So I see this blond with cartoonish eyes and I am like "Whoa that's totally Toon Link!" Kohaku was all like "lol nope" so I drew the tunic on him and I was all like "but consider this."

Things kinda spiraled from there and now I am Loonk, defenber of Hydrool. I use the tryforts to save princess Zebda.

Although I'm pretty sure I lost a bet, so my avatar will likely change in the near future.

Today is Akano's birthday. It's also Kopaka Kurahk's birthday too, but nobody remembers him anyway.

Be sure to wish them well, or demand ransom money. Either one is fine.

Pfft I don't even know what a Guardian does. How did I get this job again?

Let's just say I'm not sure if Kelotu is going to survive this round.

I hate Purple Rayne soooo much. And you all get to see that probably in episode five

I have no idea what's coming so I'll just be over here sipping my coffee tea.

I continue my role as a useless character

Literally me for this entire game series.

Episode five is going to be hilarious.

Quiet, Burnmad.

This stuff is super important.

Someone's having fun. But will you have as much fun as I will this episode?

Burn, Burn bro, Burn my man, my dawg, my buddy pal.

Do you seriously think I would have done any better if I had kept my spot in Jungle?

Literally all I have done in this season so far is goof off.

And that's the Jungle region. Really glad I'm not there right now.

I think Kit got the coolest role in the game so far. Dang.

This place just got interesting. -popcorn-

I'm still plotting up a slumber party. Mark my words, it is going to happen.

Well then. This is interesting.

I'M SORRY, OKAY?

Episode three is going to be so fun to deal with.