Dokuma

lol i got my faxon two days early

 

Same deal with my Huna.

ME TOO ITS A CONSPIRACY

No, it's okay, I think Black Six is just warping time-space, that's all

A.K.A. MALABLE NOR POPE

 

DUDE YOU AND I HAVE TO HELP BRING IT BACK

I can't for the life of me remember what the heck that is LOL

I dunno, I think back in like 07, all the cool people had that in their sig because we were an abnormal people. : D

Do you believe on the Force?

nope

Are you a Sith?

nope

Am I a Jedi?

ok

Can I kill you to save the Galaxy from your evilness?

if you insist

Would the Mrs. mind?

what mrs, you know what i mean

Is Bionicle real?

it's a real fiction

What is the Lord of the Rings?

what ISN'T lord of the rings?

Fiction and friction are spelled almost the same. Coincidence?

coinkidink

~EW~

>spit's new banner

 

:uh:

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT FAD

A.K.A. MALABLE NOR POPE

DUDE YOU AND I HAVE TO HELP BRING IT BACK

will you check out my comedy

will you check out my short story

Do you believe that Santa Clause is real?

Yes, all the cool kids do

Do you believe that James Bond is real?

asdfgh

Do you believe that the events in Left Behind may happen?

i agree with tim lahaye's eschatology, so some things are possible, sure

Do you eat Turkish Delight?

nope

Do you liek mudkips?

i herd so

If Star Wars is science-fiction, is Harry Potter magic-fiction?

I suppose so =O

Stop trying to revive the old cow. Give up the font.

 

~EW~

O NO U DI'I'N'T

Survey says most people who do that end up making that their name the next day, as evidenced by my screengrab from the day before I made that my name

No because the cat isn't my biological child

Or at least not that I know of

Pics or it didn't happen.

That will be difficult until we invent smellevision.

So? You're Dokuma, remember?

Am I Dokuma? Or am I the married guy with two alternate versions of himself from the past, five children, a sargeant namesake, a brother-in-law, and some nonconformist?

I don't think that matters. You're still Dokuma. =P

The cat? =O

OH that reminds me *changes top content block*

Pics or it didn't happen.

That will be difficult until we invent smellevision.

So? You're Dokuma, remember?

Am I Dokuma? Or am I the married guy with two alternate versions of himself from the past, five children, a sargeant namesake, a brother-in-law, and some nonconformist?

Pics or it didn't happen.

That will be difficult until we invent smellevision.

EVERYONE KNOWS CASABLANCA WAS MADE BY DOKUMA AND STARRED ALL THE DOKUMA FAMILY IN IT

 

I DEMAND TO BE A PART OF THE FAMILY

 

~EW~

he's right guys

Another kid? You have a family of seven in one month?

 

0.o?

 

yeah man sunny gestates really quickly =O

Isn't it supposed to be '3rd'? xD

SHUT UP MY NAMES COOL,im the 5th?

yeah c.f. top comment block

I don't think that's the right word for it, mommy.

Isn't it supposed to be '3rd'? xD

Yeah. xD

WHY AM I STILL NOT ON THE LIST

 

~EW~

Ummm... xP

Okay, everybody's better than Danny from the last season

But I don't know why you're talking about out-cooking because Dave and Kevin were both on the pass at the service

Also lower budget finale show FTL

His monotonous voice, for one.

I just found Kevin so much more likeable. But also, look at it this way--Dave got sabotaged by his terrible team (and by team I mean Amanda), but he finished with the same strength as Dave, who had no such handicap (unless you count the hand, but I don't, because he was on the pass).

If you count that, yes.

I don't

Did you get hit on the head when you were a baby?

 

What size wig do you wear?

 

Are you aware that I'm the 100th person to vote on your blog rating?

No lol

17.89527

y thx u

Mayonaise Taco Monday misspelled much?

o snap

If a train leaving Grand Central Station beats another one with a mallet, then jumps a penny on the rail and crushes a cow, what color are the engineer's nostril hairs? Solve for x.

What if makuta showed up at your door, then got down on one knee and proposed to you but inside the box there was a miniature black hole that sucked you up and transported you to a vat of melted white chocolate?

We can only wonder.

Why do you have so many children?

uhhhhh

 

why......do you like everything opposite of me!?!?! D:

What

Are you human?

yes

 

Yes, that's me, Dokuma. I am a real live Bionicle named Dokuma. lolololol

 

Why do you contradict yourself?

:uh:

If you are a Bionicle, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your joints broken?

I'm not a bonkle

If you are a human, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your base belong to us?

not that i recall

Why did this Dokuma name-changing fad get popular right after I changed my name to something un-Dokuma related, therefore excluding me from the name-changing fad once it got popular?

Hmm, only time will tell.

Why so serious?

Why not?

Why so silly?

SO FOX.

Why so sane?

SO FOX.

Why so psychotic?

SO FOX.

Why?

42.

Do you regret telling us we could ask you anything?

YEEEES.

Does Hapori Tohu use the gears on the back of his head to grind up wheat as a food source?

no, it's for walnuts

Do you have gears on the back of your head? If yes, what do they taste like?

n/a

Do you have the flu?

negatory

Do you have the flu that Telluris and Sahmad caught?

eww storyline

How do you say "Lewa?"

Loo-wah

How do you say "Dume?"

DOOM

What is the longest word in the English language?

supercalifragilisticexpialodocious

What is the longest word in the Maori language?

whenua

What is the longest word in the Matoran language?

tiribomba

If the Zyglak hate people who speak the Matoran language, what other languages are there?

Skakdi, Visorak....

Why does everyone always talk in English all the time in Bionicle instead of their respective languages?

Because their target audience doesn't speak Matoran.

Why do Matoran call their disks "disk disks," animals "beast beasts," masks "mask masks," and other things?

BECAUSE LEGO IS DUMB : D

Did Vakama ever cut his hand on Makuta's obsidion rock?

huh

Did his wound get infected like all those evil wounds you hear about in fantasy novels?

:uh:

You suddenly turned into Jello except for your arm, hand, and fingers. A caveman starts eating your leg. You have a roll of duct tape in your hand. What do you do?

Partu!

Did you swallow Malaysia? If yes, did it taste good?

no, IMMA FIRIN IT

What is your favorite food?

Blog

Did you just say "Mayonaise Taco?"

no

Did you type "Mayonaise Taco?"

bingo

Do you think it was a good idea for me to make the BZP Comics Wiki? If no, why are you an admin? If yes, kumquat?

yes, kumquat

What is Gavla's favorite word?

lisa cuddy

Did your attention span last this long? Mine didn't.

amazingly it did =O

Why is the answer to everything 42?

It's from the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

 

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

Because he could.

 

Who is the real identity of Tuma?

Tuma.

 

Will the world end in 2012?

Only if you're Mayan.

 

What about 2013?

mermaids

 

2020?

see above

 

Who is Angry Nidhiki's cousin's stepmother's grandmother?

Me.

 

Why am I not related to you?

Who knows

 

Who created Starbucks?

The weird lady in the logo

 

Why is the false identity of Mrs. Dokuma?

Engrish muuch?

 

Why do you have so many children?

uhhhhh

 

Are you hungry?

yes

 

Am I hungry?

why am i wasting my time actually answering this

 

Is Chuck Norris hungry?

mermaids

 

Do you live in Hungary?

no

 

Which is better for a vacation: Hawaii, Tahiti, or New Zealand?

yes

 

Who came first: the Chicken or the Egg?

chicken

 

The Klinker or the Poop?

klinker

 

The Dok or the Kuma?

dok

 

The Burp or the Soda?

soda

 

The Coke or the Mentos?

SHUTTY

 

Why am I asking so many questions?

....

 

Why are you answering so many questions?

IDK!

 

Do you answer as many as Greg?

maybe

 

What is your least favorite donut flavor?

anything too sugary

 

Do you Yahoo?

no

 

Do you Eat Fresh?

ni

 

Do you live in Sparta?

nill

 

Do you liek mudkipz?

yezzz

 

Are you human?

yes

 

Am I human?

no

 

Is Nid human?

no

 

Is Chuck Norris human?

no

 

Is Mantax not not not not not not human?

this is a trick answer

 

Am I bored?

 

Can you Podrace?

 

Are you a mutant?

 

Are you not a mutant?

 

Are you going to mutate yourself?

 

Who comes up with these internet memes, anyways?

 

Which is better: Photoshop or GIMP

 

Hamburgers or Cheeseburgers?

 

Chicken or Turkey?

 

North Korea or South Korea?

 

China or Japan?

 

Dokuma or Amukod?

 

Cows or goats?

 

Fish or whales?

 

What is your name?

 

What is your quest?

 

What is the air speed velocity of a Gukko?

 

What is the major facepalm of death?

 

Do you think I'll finish the sen

 

Do you think I'll finish this po

attention span lost

What's the difference between a fish?

(If you get this right you are a genius)

Since that's a trick question, this is a trick answer