PianoOnWheels

Yeah, with that unibrow. Ugh...

Uh... Youse talkin' to me?

Okay. (Finally that cardboard bagde has a use) AH! You heard that!? Uh...

Yes. He's so ugly though, I just want to burn it.

No prob. Just stop calling me youngster. XD

But do not worry! I have an exploding photo of King Noobius the 3rd.

Yes, you have me to thank for that.

Yes, they are planning to destroy us with a "bralastalastka feed me" bomb!

So true! And they randomly flop about the room, squishing the brains of other humans. (Well, if they were humans)

Yes, their little noses, twitching about as they look for topics to spam up with their noob-ness.

Yeah. You see them stuffin' spam nuts in their mouths all the time.

Yeah. But the way they jump, it's hilarious!

Really? That sounds...fun...

Did I surprise you, Icey?

Mr. Blade, you can not revive a topic in the stories forum. It is just for you to post.

Sooo..."The Collector" sucks? No posts yet...

All I can say about your banner is this:

O.o

Well, couldn't you say that it interests you to hate everything?

Thank you Turakii! I sure will! *starts up DS* Objection!

I'm still captain, I'm just a part-time attorney. Anyhow, you'll have to race Blademan, he's thinking of the same.

Here is a good tip,

Read over your haiku first

Before you post it.

Wow, you've been around 5 years, but you've only posted 3 times.

"Speaking in Haiku

Is something I like to do

In boring topics "

That is no haiku,

Haiku do not rhyme at all.

That was a poem.

Yes, let's not.

That is very true,

But I am the Haiku guy,

So...I guess I must.