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  2. Metallic O'Dalek

    A Mouse Died.

    By Metallic O'Dalek,

    One of my sister's mice died on Sunday, and I wasn't told until now. I also found the head of a wild mouse on my deck this morning when leaving for school. And a couple of squirrel tails and a headless squirrel in the drive. My cat's been at it agai. Obviously, winter is coming.
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    Despite it having been a long time since I requested submissions for characters to appear in an epic I planned to write, I have reason to bring it up again. Namely, I finally began writing it. Yayz. Go me. Procrastination is win. Oh, and a random dialouge I plan to slip in there at some point, which I feel is safe to post here since no one ever actually reads my blog anymore, or so it would seem...
     
    "Hi! Is there another exit from this building I could take? The other one is being assaulted by my fans..."
     
    "You must be pretty popular to have them chasing you in those numbers."
     
    "Well, technically they're not my fans."
     
    "Then who are they? Or do I want to know?"
     
    "They actually want my head. I just like to pretend they want my autograph. It helps tone down the whole 'running from assassins and bounty hunters' thing, ya' know? Gotta' go. Been nice talking with you but it sounds like they got in. Bye!"
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    P.e. Sucks...

    By Metallic O'Dalek,

    Especially when you have a teacher who loves push-ups. And leglifts. And lunges. And running laps around the field. Yep. My teacher happens to fit all of the above description, so I have yet to be unsore since school started. Meh. At least I'm getting in shape for the first time in my life. =P
  7. Metallic O'Dalek
    I'M ALIVE ON BZPOWER! FINALLY! Woots! Anyways... Yes. I am officially back. I would also like to thank those of you on the top ten bloggers list for not pushing me all the way off during my prolonged and unexpected absence. Yep. Only down to number seven! What were you guys doing over the summer, that made it so so few entries were published among the top ten? O_o
     
    ...
     
    Yeah... anyways... Hi. =)
  8. Metallic O'Dalek
    Space is getting larger and is actually forcing all matter to shrink down to an atomic level. This causes our perspective of the universe to perceive distances measuring larger and larger, but the truth is that the universe is not expanding. Rather, all matter which we use as "landmarks" to measure distance, including light particles/waves, is compressing under the quantum pressures of expansive space.
     
    This message brought to you by the color X, and Dalek's sister, the magnificent Doctor Baylee, PhDuh.
  10. Metallic O'Dalek
    What is this world coming to?! It's not even June, and it's been climbing above 80o evry day this week! I demand we get our clouds and rain back, you hear me weather? That's an order! >=(
     
    On another note, I made a blog entry! =O
  12. Metallic O'Dalek
    Welcome, peoples, to the grand opening of the I.S.N.W.P., or Interplanetary Social Network of Weird Personnel. What we do is sit around and talk about paranormal stuff, and, on occasion, get into debates about controversial topics, such as why penguins can't fly. We may, as well, argue about whether or not Hummingbirds are the braggers of the avian world, or if Einstein was secretly psychic. However, we may also just talk about random topics, such as "Are the world governments hiding the truth about cats being aliens from us? And if so, are they succeeding? Or are they failing?"
     
    So, if you want to see if you qualify, fill out the following form:
     
    Name:
    Age:
    Immortal: Yes/No
    5th Grade scores in School:
    Would you like a Jelly Baby? Yes/No
    Have you ever creeped someone out? Yes/No
    On a scale of 1 - 10, what are you? 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
    Are you psychic? Yes/No
    What am I thinking about? Yes/No
    I think I am. Am I? Yes/No
     
    Please fill this form out and I will evaluate you, if you pass, almost anything passes with that chart, then you can proudly bear the badge of the I.S.N.W.P., which can be found in the first content block on your left. Or my left. It doesn't really matter. Either way, it's there.
  13. Metallic O'Dalek
    Let's play a game! It's called "Are you saying...?". To play, you start off with one person saying a random sentence. Say, the starting sentence is "I like waffles." The second person then replies with a misinterpretation of that sentence which starts with the phrase "Are you saying", such as "Are you saying you're in love with a piece of bread?" The next replier could then say something like "Are you saying that it's illegal to fall in love with bread?" And so on, and so forth... Just remember that every reply that has to do with the game must start with "Are you saying". And now, let the games begin! =D
     
    Starting sentence: You have no idea how hard it is to extract a budgie from a treacle cake.
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    Gerbils.

    By Metallic O'Dalek,

    Gerbils. Gerbils is the answer. Gerbils is the only true answer. If you answer anything but Gerbils, you are stating the false. So only answer Gerbils. However, only do this when you have no other options. Discuss this essay.
  17. Metallic O'Dalek
    In the past two weeks, she has sent me to the principal's office twice for not doing reading that I didn't even know we were supposed to do, but somehow everyone else knew about, she has taken me into the hall during class multiple times for not having a clue what's going on in Robinson Crusoe, she didn't even give me two minutes to think on a pop-quiz for Robinson Crusoe before taking me into the hall and asking me why I wasn't writing anything, she has made me, nobody else in the class, just me, write an impromptu paper in ten minutes flat about how Robinson Crusoe is developing in his faith as the book goes on, and now I have a paper due tomorrow about where I am in the book, as I am now behind the class in my reading. I swear, she hates me. >.<
     
    Also, I just used a blog category thing for the first time in several months...
  18. Metallic O'Dalek
    All the heads of my mom's new tulips disappeared overnight. The stems and leaves are all untouched, just the heads are gone. And they just bloomed yesterday. O.o Do NOT bypass the word filter! <<DV>>
     
     
    EDIT: Ninja'd by Blogalert for bypassing the filter unknowingly... >.>
  19. Metallic O'Dalek
    “Hello! It’s me! I’m home!”
    “Who are you? I’ve never even seen you before.”
    “What? What do you mean? I’ve lived here for all my life!”
    “No you haven’t. I built this place. I know who has and hasn’t lived here, and I’ve lived here. You haven’t.”
    “Not yet, anyway. I was just rehearsing for when I bought you out.”
    “Bought me out? What?”
    “Didn’t you hear? There’s a new law passed by Congress! You can now buy people out of their houses! And you can do it before you're born, too!”
    “So what you're saying is you’re going to buy me out of my house?”
    “That’s what I said.”
    “And when you say ‘I’ve lived here my whole life’ you’re saying what now?”
    “That I haven’t been born yet!”
    “Ooookay… Right… So you’re going to buy me out of my house and you haven’t even been born yet?”
    “Yep. That’s what I just said.”
    “Uhuh. The government is going to get a pretty nasty letter soon…”
    “No they won’t. Another law says that you must have a return address on all envelopes, and as I just finished filling out the last form, you no longer have a home! Great, isn’t it?”
    “No. It isn’t. My house was just bought by someone who isn’t even born yet. And now I’m homeless. What’s so great about this, again?”
    “And jobless! I just used another recently passed law to buy the CEO's job at your office, and now I fired you because you don’t have a home!”
    “*sigh*”
    “Now leave, before I call the police on you for breaking and entering!”
     
    ...
     
    Boredom, English homework, and Dr. Pepper don't mix...
  20. Metallic O'Dalek
    I'm writing a story, and need characters. And I have decided to ask you guys to subm,it them. One thing to keep in mind if you fill out the form is that these will all have to have run into my character, Toa Dalek, who is wanted on more islands than the matoran know of, at some point in the past. This means they can be wanted on other islands, or not wanted. Also, due to the wide range of locations Dalek is wanted, your character can be of a race you created, as long as you can describe them well enough for me to write them in.
     
    And now, I give you the form:
     
    Name:
    Mask color (if they have a mask):
    Mask type (if they have a mask):
    Gender:
    Race:
    Home island or continent: This can be created by you or Lego
    Primary Color:
    Secondary Color:
    Element (If they have one):
    Physical description:
    History: Please include when and how they met Dalek
    Personality:
     
    Lol Bumped.
  23. Metallic O'Dalek
    MacGyver made Chuck Norris out of duct tape and paper clips. Then he traded him in for a new pair of pliers and a book on physics.
     
    MacGyver coauthored physics. Then somebody wrote fanfic.
     
    MacGyver has a copyright on physics, and retains the authority to rewrite them whenever he feels it neccessary.
     
    MacGyver says: "Before you say something which might ###### me off... Let me list all the things I can make into explosives."
     
    The Swiss Army hired some guy from the Phoenix Foundation to design a new knife for their soldiers, and the world was never the same.
     
    Martha Stewart makes a salad. MacGyver makes a salad cool.
     
    Chuck Norris puts the "C" in awesome. MacGyver puts the Awesome in Chuck Norris. With Duct Tape.
     
    Macgyver - Making random office supplies dangerous.
     
    Mac and cheese never tasted so 80's.
     
    When in doubt
    Of your screwdriver
    Tape it down
    And call MacGyver.
    Burma-Shave.
  25. Metallic O'Dalek
    Stuff is a marvelous word of the English language. It can be rhymed with other awesome words, such as “buff” or “duffle bag”, but only in a round about way, or on Mondays. If I were to say “The stuff is in the buff duffle bag with the tufted turkey” wouldn’t you agree that that would be a highly fungible use of rhyme? I believe it would be. Another awesome word is “Squid”, which can be rhymed with “kid” or “lid”. Imagine this: A kid squid with a lid on the mid-ocean ridge placing a bid of quid on the stuff which is in the buff duffle bag with the tufted turkey. Wouldn’t that be, using the most recent definition of the word, most indubitably fungible? Which leads to another simply amazing word: Fungible. Unfortunately, it is getting late, and my brain is shutting off, so I can’t think of anything which rhymes with fungible, so I’ll leave you with this sentence in mind: A fungible kid squid with a lid on the mid-ocean ridge placing a bid of quid on the stuff that is in the buff duffle bag with the tufted turkey.
     
     
    Win.
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