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Purpose misspelling in the title. Yayz. I need more readers for this comedy which will soon be sucked to the blackhole of the third page. Pleez?
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For me, opportunity doesn't knock. It comes sort of staggering, half-drunkenly in the door.
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They scare me. And yet, I am oddly jealous of those who get "married" on the internet. I suddenly feel very lonely... =(
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Dalek needs help. After Dalek read Lady K's latest entry, Dalek can't stop talking in third person, as well as not being able to use pronouns. Can someone please give Dalek some advice on Dalek's situation? Please no head banging, though, Dalek's head hurts after hitting Dalek's head on the wall. D<
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I've made an emoticon, and I can't stop! They keep coming! I've tried, but I'm addicted! Help me! Please! This is the original, and innocent one:
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I need more money. Mainly because I want to order a bunch of LEGO Bricks off the internet, and then use them to build a PBY-5a. Or possibly an Avenger. =l
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I was owned earlier. By a door. Somebody hand me a gun. Please.
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For those who have not seen the original in this really drawn out series, here. Anyways...
Blue is a pretty color. It comes in many different shades. It has also been applied to many different things that we can find all around us, such as blue cars, or blueberries. Speaking of blueberries, why are they considered blue? Aren't they really purple? And why are they berries, but apples aren't? What's the definition of a "berry"? If we don't like this, who should we sue? Can we sue anybody? And if so, do they have a lot of lawyers? Byt anywhoo... Blue has been applied to many things, and come to symbolize many stuffs, such as coldness. When someone is cold, their lips turn blue on occasion, so I guess that one makes sense. But what about blue symbolizing water? At some point in our life we have all shown water as blue. Isn't it actually just reflecting the sky? Why else would it be a different color when it comes out of the faucet or shower? We think this because we have been told this since birth, and the older generations have lied to us. In fact, we should rebel against them! We should start the "ANTI-BLUE Revolution! Ha Ha! Yes! And we could have our own political party, and rule the world with anything but blue! It owuld be perfect! And I could be at the top of the pyramid, and rule from atop a hamster-skin rug covered throne! And then I could give chinchillas rights! Ha! It's brilliant! And I thought it up myself!
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The following link links to a video of what happens when my cat gets in front of the computer monitor at my house: Of Cats And Cursors
Also, I found out that I could survive sixty seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. How long could you survive?
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The thing that is blocked from view is only blocked because I don't want to put my name out on the internet. That is all. =l - Read more...
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I've figured it out! Bill Nye the Science Guy is actually Mata-Nui! =0
Discuss this theory here.
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I was just outside playing with my new R/C Dragonfly I got for Christmas, and I found that if I have trim set just right, it stays in the air. However, it is apparently plotting to kill me, which is evidenced by the fact that it kept turning straight towards my head. It went like this: I was flying it and all, when suddenly it turned towards my head. I ducked, while at the same time turning it the other way. It just missed my head. I turned around, and there it was, aiming at my head again. I ducked again, this time turning off the trim. It went up at an angle. And abruptly attempted to dive bomb me. Luckily, I saw it coming, and jumped to the side. It came out of the dive, and turnexd to attack me again. Unfortunaetly, it had me cornered at this poit between the wall of my shed and a tree. As it came, I barely managed to duck in time, but I did. I heard a thunk, and when I turned around, it was on the ground, with it's LED eyes blinking up at me. It was time to recharge the battery. And so it was that I barely avoided a plot to kill me by one of my own toys. It's out to kill me. O.O
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He had a chihuahua... So I killed him. And because he looked to perfect to be up to much good. Also, he owned a pomegranate plantation. And pomegranates are bad. Except in juice. And 7-Up. Pomegranate 7-Up is good. I have a 2-liter thing of it in my room. And a cat. But she's on my lap, and as I'm not in my room, she's not in my room. Did I mention that I killed him because he was ugly? Yeah, he was too ugly to be up to much good. And he had two chihuahuas. One of them was balding, and looked like rat, as most do, and I accidentally gassed it with a can of rodent gas. Oh! I almost forgot to mention how perfect he looked! And as we all should know, the more perfect a person looks, the less good they can be up to. =l
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I put the following sentence from Return of the King through a translator several times: "Now at last they turned their faces to the Mountain and set out, thinking no more of concealment, bending their weariness and failing wills only to the task of going on."
It went through several translations in this order: English>Hebrew>German>French>Hindi>Japanese>English
And Itg came out as: "Finally, in the mountains, and cover his face, not a bowed, and was not tired, the way, N"
I like translators that butcher sentences after a few translations. =)
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I can't decide on a New Year's Resolution. I already promised myself I would only have one this year, as opposed to a couple hundred, but I can't decide which one. =l
Make a blog entry every chance I get Build more MOCs Get better at drawing Do all my homework on time Clean my room every two months Get a girlfriend Don't get a girlfriend Learn to drive Play more videogames Fix my XBox Eat more veggies Get that package mailed finally Don't let my dad tick me off Beat Splinter Cell Beat Heroes of the Pacific Take all insults as compliments and compliments as insults Get a job babysitting So, any opinions? =)
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Yes. I did. I tried to draw Master Chief, but as I didn't have any good pictures to base it off of, and it sucked. So I won't post it here. However, I will show you a bunch of spaceships I made on MS Paint.
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Actually, all I did was clean my room. For the first time in almost two years. But it was still an archaeological dig.
Things I found: A couple of Inika heads, a mummified piece of broccoli with a slight urine scent (on top of my bookcase), ancient cookies which crumbled upon touch (also on top of my bookcase), old quartz crystals from September, a couple of missing Bionicle masks, an ancient house made out of lego bricks, a backpack I lost two years ago (under my bed), several dismembered minifigs (under my bed, on top of my bookcase, in my desk, under my mattress), a remote control for a plane that broke last year, my mom's copies of "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "The Three Musketeers" (under my bed), the cover of a paperback copy of "The Count of Monte Cristo" (under my mattress), wilted lettuce (behind my desk), ancient cookies which crumbled after being touched a couple times (behind my desk), twenty dollars (under my bed), and a mummified cheese stick (between my desk and the wall).
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I've been tracking Santa with Norad, and I found ojut that I don't kow my state as wel as I thought I did. Aparently he visited the town of "Newberb, Oregon". I think they meant "Newberg". =P
Oh, and Merry Christmas/Happy holidays/Whatever else. =)
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My school life has been going to much better, but I's only been able to get on the computer sporadically for the past couple weeks, and I've been missing everyone I know online. D=
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But now that I'm online, I don't know what to do. So I guess I'll tell you about my life...
At school, I've been getting along better with the other guys in my class, and I got six new CDs for my birthday. =)
As one of the other guys in my class said to me after one Four Square game during lunch a week or so ago, "You totally owned that game!" =D
I have discovered that listening to the Pillar CD "Fireproof" actually improves how I play, especially when I turn it up to full volume. 8D
And, while using a friend's XBox, I finally got past the part of "Splinter Cell: Stealth Action Redefined" that I had gotten stuck on before XBox's DVD drive decided to die.
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I am currently hyped up on a mix of Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, and the two latest releases by Red. Somehow I doubt I'll be going to bed anytime soon.
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My great grandma on my mom's side died at 11:30 last night. I know I should be sad, but I didn't even know her that well. =l
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I'm on Runescape right now if anyone who reads this plays and even cares...
In other news, I got into a fight with my dad a week or so ago, and have had my bike locked up, and my MP3 Player taken away. Yep, life is good for me right now. NOT. =l
However, i do have some good news: I'm all caught up in school now, and not in danger of being expelled anymore! =D
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My sister's, a family friend, and my cousin are in the living room behind me singing an acapella version of "Blue"!
EDIT: Now there doing "The Final Countdown"!
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Your grandfather is not my badger's rice farm, and my badger's belly is wide in circumference.
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If ignorance is bliss, don't count you're eggs before they're in the bush. After all, the grass is always greener when you're getting sucked into jet engines. Therefore I am.
... Also: MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS NEXT WEDNESDAY. 8)
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