Bionicle Dragon

TANUKI. ALSO, NONE OF YOU GUYS COULD HAVE PREDICTED MY AVATAR AND SIG SCHEME.

Why would there be a picture of a badger from Japan? Because it's a raccoon. >

Happy Tuesday everyone!!!!! =D

I thought it's been seven days... HAS IT!!?!!???!!!!1

It would be so easy editting your av by taking out the i and making the b a d and then it says bd and then lol. But I won't.

Schooooooool'd.

HOW DARE YOU WARN ME ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE BEFORE I ACTUALLY DO AND THEN WHEN I IGNORE YOU I ACTUALLY GET IN TROUBLE. >

You ARE acting your age. =D

RACCOONS ARE NOT THEEVES. THEY ARE... NINNNNNJA

Ask your friends, it's actually a fun way to describe your personality. Cartoon characters also work. My friends say I'm either a raccoon or an eagle owl, although I think my hair (when it used to be longer) just resembled an eagle owl's horns. So yeah, my hair was pretty messed up. I expect furry jokes. T_T

First one is correct. Second one could work, but the answer is an actual number. EDIT: No, actually, your answer to the second question does not work.

I just remembered one. But I'll post more than one. Also these are probably very easy. A group of friends were telling war stories about their grandfathers. In particular, one of them had a very interesting story. "My grandfather, after losing an arm in the war, was to recieve a medal. When he was told he would get an even grander medal if he had lost both arms, he took a knife and cut off the other arm!" None of the friends believed this story at all. Why? And another... After discovering a new planet, a space explorer decided to count the population of Octopleans on the planet. She counted 379 male Octopleans, 493 female Octopleans, and 125 that had the features of both male and female Octopleans. Right now, how many aliens are there on this new planet?

Sow is a pun as well. AND NO! THESE ARE ONLY PUNS! Maybe I'll remember a good riddle and make another blog entry about it.

Ahaha, that would work. But the answer actually is... WITH HIS CABBAGE PATCH! ... Hilarious, isn't it?

Let's all watch The Da Vinci Code.

What a deception! It was a cottage party, not a cruise! Oh well, I got to go on one of those water sleds that you attach to the end of a boat or skidoo. The driver of the skidoo knew what he was doing, he got everyone on the sled to hit the waves created by the skidoo, which was fun. Also. The water sled. IT WAS THE SHAPE OF A GIANT BANANA.

I think I'll be on a cruise today, and I'm leaving in a few hours. I won't be back until the evening, so stare at this until then.

I haven't updated my Llama Awards since last year! Also That's a picture of Exo. I'm telling the truth. Oh and he's awesome. A list of reasons he is awesome: He is. ... This blog entry got me three llama awards, okay?

Half of that aren't real words...

Close, but with what?

It's the Behemoth at Canada's Wonderland. =D

One day, two friars decided to open a flower shop. Do not question why. Now, a man named John Smith also had a flower shop nearby, and he was angry that the friars' flower shop was driving away his customers. John Smith negotiated with the friars about closing down their flower shop, but to no avail. So, John Smith got his brother, Hugh Smith (who is coincidentally a champion wrestler), to "negotiate" with the friars. The friars were so afraid of Hugh that they quickly closed down their shop. This story only proves... Only Hugh can stop florist friars.

CORRECT A Sturgeon! NEW RIDDLE WHERE THE ANSWER WILL MAKE YOU FACEPALM: How did the farmer fix his jeans?

I was expecting a comment about how the last sentence wasn't a palindrome. HEY THAT LAST SENTENCE ISNT A PALINDROME >=(