1) I can has waffles? No.
2) What's your Victorian era name? No.
3) Gali Mistika: Good or bad? No.
4) PURPLE WHAR No.
5) What say you, Gond? No.
6) What's a Dread Monster? No.
7) What is your epic two-year quest? No.
8) What is the capital of Tuesday? No.
9) You open cardboard box, you die. Do you open? No.
10) Why are these questions EPIC WIN? Finland.