YAY! Now gather round, little kiddies...
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a doggy. His name was Trevor. Trevor just loved to devour cucumbers. So he journeyed to the white house and asked the President for some. But the secret service pummeled him into mince-meat. Then mincy Trevor asked a train track for some. Unluckily, a train was heading toward him, but luckily, he was already flattened, so it passed right over him. But then he went to Mars and feasted on sunflower seeds.
THE END