Scott Pilgrim

Buguh?

Very very slow, what with school and all.

I am sorry you lost the game...what game is it?

*Scowl*

*Uses powers of illusion to make Zev think there is an army 200 Million Blademen*

*Real Blademan slashes Zev from behind*

*Creates binds of psychic energy around Zev so he can't move*

*Blademan has forseen this by reading Zev's mind*

*Blademan blocks*

*Slash with faster force*

*Forces back*

How comics have you started and abandoned?

I thought I turned you into a babbling loon, but whatever

*Draws swords*

*Uses psychic powers to levitate swords and create flashy display to show off*

*Prepares for defense*

Sarcastic eek

*Dodge*

Annoyed ah

*Dodge*

Have I won yet?

Move!

Good

Zato, how's project MRazor going?

Nother pointless pole:

Will you people ever respond to these?

call 1-800-YARITE if you will

Just don't call if you won't

dija get that message about me needin your RZ sheet?

Your new nickname is Ziggy.

It's a reading rainbow

I'll take a look, it's in a book

*Spins blades in circle really fast*

*Deflects energy*

No, but I can do this!

*Eyes glow an intense pink*

*Blademan uses spontaneous psychic powers to assault Zev's mind*

*Zev turns into babbling maniac*

*Blademan draws swords*

*Sliceity slice slice slice*

*Sees Zev hurtling towards me coming out of dark shape*

Crats

*Draws swords*

*Slice-ity slice slice slice*

*Zev falls back but gets back on his feet*

*Blademan is already absorbing the power of a nerby star*

*Zev gets blasted with force of a supernova*

*Magna Robot Leg that was sliced off transforms into tinier robot*

*Tinier robot distracts Zev*

*Blademan ejects magna robot as slef-desrtuct countdown is activated*

*Tinier robot paralyzes Zev*

*You have no chance to survive make your time*

*Hahaha*

*Flies straight toward Zev in magna robot*

*Presses button marked "F-0"*

FALCON PAAAWWNNCH!!!!

*Zev gets knocked into black hole*

Do I win yet?

With salt

Isa good

I must say this is uncomfortable.

*Drills to China*

*Purchases giant magna robot and flies back to Zev*

*Flicks Zev to star wars galaxy*

*Zev lands in sarlacc pit*

Nerd out!

Cheese

I'll check it out.