Ka-Chan

The following plan takes place far before the actual outbreak. 1. Monitor news for any sort of series of homicides revolving around decapitated victims or any other evidence of a level 1 outbreak. Research all there needs to be known about the equators rain forests far before anything occurs- learn all that needs to be known about local fauna and cultures. 2. If a more noticeable outbreak occurs, it's time to gather up the team. 3. Move all the way out to the equator way in advance, prepare a fortress within the depths of the tropical rainforests. 4. Sit back and try to enjoy a life consisting of constant vigilance and secrecy as the rest of the world turns into IRL L4D 5. Wait 25 years, come back and rebuild humanity after seizing a city full of primitive raiders, Fallout 3 style. 6. Rewrite history proclaiming myself and my team as a group of angels sent by Ted Danson to save the world It's that easy.

You need the gas mask and a firearm, but otherwise I'd say you're qualified!

Question is, are you? Make a response entry showing what you've got what it takes.

Depends. Is it chained and locked away in the coldest, darkest, most abysmal depths of your hard drive?

Merry Christmas, courtesy of The Star Wars Holiday Special! Here's to hoping you guys all have a good one~ *DISCLAIMER: No, I never have and never will dare to watch that God awful abomination. I just watched a Nostalgia Critic review of it and even then it was still painful.*

Yeah I could have but I had never felt compelled to. Besides in magazine form it gave me plenty to cut up and pin to my "Wall of Stuff".

...Uh...Well... Hmm. Find your nearest voodoo tribe and inquire about their Winter God rituals? Or I can come to your place and play in your yard. "carl who is that" "uh idunnolol" You called me by my name therefore I will do my best not to get creeped out when you somehow wind up at my place

...Uh...Well... Hmm. Find your nearest voodoo tribe and inquire about their Winter God rituals?

So far in less then 24 hours we now have almost 2 feet of snow AND I got a Game Informer magazine with a goldmine of info on Dead Space 2. Life is good.

Who cares it's Hitler that makes it funny by default

SCREAMIN JESUS: "09'S BEST MOVIES?" Hint if we have any decency left Inglorious Basterds won't be on there The Blorb: wai SCREAMIN JESUS: Because it's a historically innacurate movie that's sole drive was to show mindless brutal violence The Blorb: it's supposed to be innacurate THEY KILLED HITLER. SCREAMIN JESUS: Nazi or no nazi, an eye for an eye only makes the world go blind, yet the movie glorifies it The Blorb: yes because it is a movie about a war The Blorb: don't judge it until you've seen it SCREAMIN JESUS: I'm not going to see a movie that's all about brutally murdering captives The Blorb: I bet you'd watch Rambo SCREAMIN JESUS: No, Rambo ain't my thing either. SCREAMIN JESUS: Violence is one thing when it's kill-or-be-killed action. SCREAMIN JESUS: I'm all for that SCREAMIN JESUS: But when it's basically torturing defenseless captives and glorifying it, that's when I have a problem. The Blorb: yeah, agreed. The Blorb: Hey want to know a secret SCREAMIN JESUS: wat The Blorb: BOTH OF US ARE STILL AWAKE SCREAMIN JESUS: YES I KNOW The Blorb: HOW ABOUT WE RECTIFY The Blorb: THIS MISTAKE The Blorb: THE ABOVE BEING AN EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE SCREAMIN JESUS: I WOULD BUT YOUR MICHAEL YTP'S GRISLY IMAGERY IS HAUNTING MY BRAIN The Blorb: ... The Blorb: Emma's stupid dance THE GAME SCREAMIN JESUS: =String of colorful tongues too explicit to be shown to a room full of sailors, let alone Bzpowerlings= The Blorb: Niiiiiiiight SCREAMIN JESUS: YOOOU BASTER The Blorb: Baai SCREAMIN JESUS: GOOD DAY SIR The Blorb is now Offline. Notice how we shifted gears from intelligent conversation to full blown stupidity in under a minute. Personally I wouldn't have it any other way.

I just realized Arakune- my favorite character from Blazblue- is voiced by Spike Spencer, the guy who did the English dub of Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Awesomeee X3

NVidia EVGA 9600 GSO graphics card. Thing's massive.

Yes. I had to coat the skull of a certain Mr. Nixon in bronze and then write Aryan runes on the forehead in squirrel blood. But hey, now it works! Although he bad-mouths me if I overwork him.