Wyrd Bid Ful Araed

*Hands over bag of raw Nothing*

Fair's fair

*Head Slivers fuse with Nid's respawning brain cells, taking over his mind!*

*Hits Nihy with really thick stick*

It's called a club

*Hits Xaeraz with Charlie Brown*

That'll teach you to hit me with people I've never heard of

*Hold congratulatory party for your saving of Dokuma's life*

*hold up mirror*

IMA DEFLECTIN YOR LAZORZ!

*Holds alarm clock near 'suna's ear*

*Then sets it off...*

*Hooks profile up to large lightning rod*

It's alive! ALIVE I tell you!

*hugs back*

*Imagines The Joker with a Romanov accent*

That just doesn't bear thinking about, trust me

*Jumps at Xaeraz with a toothbrush, swinging it two-handed*

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

...

We may use up all the actual 300 quotes, but there's still the countless spoofs.

*Kicks Xae over while he'd touching his toe (what, you only have one?)*

Yeah, school (or college in my case) would be alright if there weren't so many tests. Why don't they figure out that you don't get a pig fat by weighing it all the time

*Kicks Xaeraz down Pit'o'DOOM!*

*Kittan's back snaps under the pressure of his enormously swollen head*

*Labyrinth magically appears round SoulC*

What can I say, it wubs you

*laughs at Nid while taping over large bite marks in neck*

*Launches facehuggerhuggers at the facehuggers*

Haha! Didn't see that coming, did you?

*leaps into Nuke shelter*

*Leaves comment for no reason*

*Lets comments stay for comedy value*

I'm afraid, Zyrox, that I seem to have falsified a document that claims its -my- Laser now

*Loads John Prescott on a catapult and fires him in any direction because he's bound to hit Shyyrn no matter where he lands*

British MPs FTW

*lodges uncomfortably in oesophagus*

Whatcha gonna do now?

*lols at Xaeraz and his faultiness*

Hey Ka-Chan, does that mean that you are Iron Man?

*Lurks*

*makes everything right again because it's my profile which means I have god-like powers in it*