Torchflare1234

Hi, I'm Gordon Shumway, but my friends call me Alf.

*grins widely*

Oohh... yes.

*gets an evil gleam in his eyes*

OMG! BZP's back! Huzzah!

Hmm... you can still talk. That might be a problem.

Can you move?

*melts the boulder to slag*

Throws pebbles now, eh?

*unleashes a rockslide*

*takes it in the face and throws a whipped cream pie*

*eats the pumpkin pie and throws an apple pie*

*ducks and throws a cherry pie at Xairos*

Oof! Gonna feel that in the morning.

*drops a safe*

*wipes face*

No, no, no, you're suppose to use seltzer water.

*drops a piano on Xairos*

*throws more pie*

*dodges pie, it hits Coran.*

Says you.

*throws pie at Xairos*

*egg fries*

*eats egg*

NOMNOMNOM

*universe go poof*

*The world celebrates Xairos' defeat*

You like to eat light? *combines fire and light into one blast*

Now choke on it.

But light can't be poisoned.

*creates a kayak of light*

Always did enjoy white-water rafting.

Ha! Too late, I'm already on fire.

Why don't you try it?

*ignites Xairos*

*falls down a flight of stairs*

I'm not a parish.

Who's he?

But there's like, fourteen of us.

*The other Toa Kamas surround and mob Xairos*

*reassembles*

Hey, nobody outside the Toa Kamas picks on Keeto! Nobody!

*flings Xairos with a giant catapult made of light*