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  1. Jonestown Bartender
    This guy;

    Space marine=really strong nut job with a big gun, almost indestructible suite of armor and they can spit acid.
     
    Or this guy;

    Dalek= A indestructible evil tank with a death ray.
     
     
    I'd put my money on the space marine just because they're ######ing god modders.
  2. Jonestown Bartender
    This guy;

    Dalek= A indestructible evil tank with a death ray, force field that melts bullets, and a plunger.
     
     
     
     
    Or this guy;

    Godzilla=really big angry lizard with fire breath, hyper-fast healing, and...he's really big...and stuff....
     
     
     
    I'd vote for the Dalek
  6. Jonestown Bartender
    I just realized I spend at least 3 hours a day imagining myself as an awesome person, full of friends, and causing a lot of positive impact on people.
     
     
    Then I remember that any unasked niceties become an expected chore and after that I remember people are nasty little monsters.
  16. Jonestown Bartender
    Wolfy McWolferson from the Planet Wolf has wolf claws and is half-wolf. He is a wolf rider and has something of the Wulfen. Every day he wakes up and eats wolf food, then puts on his wolf-gear. He does his wolf exercises and goes wolf scouting around his wolf-den (campsite). He passes a Lone Wolf, and the two share a quick nod before the Wolf-Scout moves on. Suddenly, an eldar steps out of hiding to challenge him! He fires his wolf-bolter at it, and suffers only minor injuries, mostly protected by his wolf-hide. Moments later, he stands over his defeated foe and howls. Other wolf marines, with their specially tuned ears, can detect by his howling that he has slain a foe in combat. They assemble into a wolf pack and jump into a wolf assault vehicle to join him.
     
    Back at the base, the alpha wolf receives a comm signal telling him that eldar are attacking. He is prepared to die defending his wolf den, he will not run away with his tail between his legs like a dog.
     
    No, he is a space wolf.
     
     
     
     
    Nice work Game workshop :\
  19. Jonestown Bartender
    That Swine Flu has just killed everyone who is not an active member of BZPower.
     
     
     
    Now what do you do?
     
     
     
     
     
    I'm going to become the Militant Dictator of a Sams club then when I get bored I'll go out in a stolen car and try to find some more BZPers.
    If I find anyone we will start a small camp and use it as a base for daily searches until we have about 500 people. after that we will start to build a small village out of old junk and call it BZPower II. when the construction of our new home is done we will begin the task of cremating the dead.
     
    40 years will have passed and the teenagers and young adults who built the village have married, had children, and some will have died in their old age. the children will improve the village in to a small town complete with a town hall where every other weekend the towns people meet to work out the problems of the town, a hospital, a library with hundreds of books taken from houses of the dead, a school, and about seven farms just outside of town,
     
    Now the work of reconstruction the world begins.
  20. Jonestown Bartender
    Well not the Jonas brothers but all "clean and wholesome" rock stars.
     
     
     
    If I wanted clean and wholesome I would go to a retirement home. I want my rock stars sky high getting gunned down by lunatics in the ally behind the night club where they just played. I want guys with talent who play what they believe or feel not whats necessarily good for the children. If I ever have kids their never going to hear what ever the newest narcissistic teenage super star Disny has cooked up, they're listening to Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, John Lennon, and Buddy Holly. I don't care of half of them died from drowning in puddles of their own blood and said [you know what but Kohaku said no more swearing] every other word, they played real music.
     
     
    Oh and another thing. the only kind of musician I hate more then the clean and wholesome kind are the kinds who lived the rock star life and then got clean *choughOzzyOsbournechoughMetallicachough*
     
    These guys were the kings of metal before they got cleaned up and became "family friendly" and now look at them.
     
     
    Reality shows and albums that are really just plan old bad.
  21. Jonestown Bartender
    Imagine a world without colour. Look around your room, everything blacks, whites and everything inbetween. Now imagine clock, any clock with moving hands. Watch the second hand move quickly around, now concentrate hard, and watch it slow down. Count the seconds inbetween the second hand. With the slowed time, imagine an animal, the first animal that comes into your head. Now watch it move around your room. It's staring at you with colorless eyes, stare into its eyes.
     
    What was your animal?
     
     
    I got a cat
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