*smashes Orcist over the head with watermelon*
Hahahahahah!
Who's on my side?
I REALLY need reinforcements, people!
I've created a battle station for anyone who wants to join me!
*pulls out rocket launcher loaded with apples*
Ha ha ha .
We need to take sides like in Fruit War I.
Anyone who wants to be on my side, raise their hands!
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...anyone...?