The Dark Chronicler

Yeah, it was.

I doubt it will be, though the fact they killed skin cells does not seem pleasant in my mind.

Please try not to tempt fate, it doesn't like when people tap the glass.

Skin cells die all the time. They're so expendable it's not even worth making a joke about (although that didn't stop me from trying to for ten minutes).

I promise to not tap the glass. Instead I will simply skip right to the part where I throw stuff through it. >

They've made it where the skin cells can literally never grow back somehow.

That makes me think of that gorilla from a zoo who throws things back and killed someone with a lump of dirt.

It's an introduction, it's not supposed to be long.

But how am I supposed to hate on it if you didn't give me anything to hate or love?

... Chapter one is now Up.

You know I've felt exactly the same lately...

Maybe you should try writing a serious story, see how it turns out for you, it has worked quite well for me.

...Okay...

Aw.

You use a moving paddle to bounce a ball, and keep it from falling while breaking blocks above you.

Ahh... That kind of game.

Yes indeed.

Wait, what? All this time I thought you were The Mysterious Writer. D:

... And Grochi thought I was Virthee...

And I'm sure some still see me as V-3, or Vrf3.

One day left...

Hey, maybe we can even see if Snelly can join the fighting.

Pyrrhon, I wish you good luck and a safe recovery.

Ouch. Hope you recover soon.

Thanks guys...

Nothing beats hiding behind a wall and snipping Te3e. It was the only way I could find to win.

Dark angel bow...YES

Nothing beats a good Taurus arm with energy charge and Transparency.

Not when I'm done with it.

I'unno. Hau is angsting, Naara is preventing suicide attempts, Sulov is losing his hand and best friend, and The Captain just got serious...Seems plenty dark to me.

Indeed it does, but there is still a little happiness within it. I plan on destroying as much of that remaining happiness as possible.

Sadly, I have never heard of them, or they would most certainly be on my list of Easter candy to buy. It doesn't really matter what it looks like, considering that it's going to be eaten anyway... XD

Exactly! Seriously, at times people can be way too picky about the appearance of their food.

I know, it doesn't matter what it looks like, it's what it tastes like that's important.

I took it from the 'Bio' part.

Bionicle. Bionic. Either or.

Bio-organic.

Very nirvana-istic.

I have no idea what that means.

I meant it was very philosophical.

No it won't. [/skepticism]

There, somebody commented on it. Now change your status.

Only when I feel like it.

O RLY?

Yes indeed.

"One should fear, but shouldn't be ruled by it."-Adapted from The Seventh Tower.

Sure. *hands Zoma a cut of the profits*

Now delete the comment above this one!

Deal.

Cool.

You act like I actually look at any of those other than your blog. XD

Well, the bold text is pretty noticable. And you see my avatar about twenty times a day.

BTW, I found my stylus. =3

... I rarely look at avatars. XD

Well, none of them are trademarked...

That was meant as a joke.

Well... I guess I really do have trouble picking up on jokes. XD

I have a touch of madness and plenty of frustration and stress, but little to no suicidal thought. I may find my life to be overall rather boring... but I'd still rather live it out anyway.

My life is amusing. Or incredibly creepy if one is an acquaintance of mine.

Mine varies from day to day.

Nah, the joke was the leaving.

Well duh. Another joke was me not understanding.

XD

Ha! I have obviously obtained the power of great-grandfather's facial hair!

People try to put us d-d-down...

TALKING 'BOUT MY GENERATION!

'Cause we're facially superior, y'all.

...

You are all nutcases.

I have a beard and a mustachio.

...Same difference.

Ok.

Bob!

... I didn't know you cared. XD