Jonah Falcon

Guess.

Sweat began to pour down his face. He had one chance. Otherwise, it would end in disaster. He extended his hand and reached for his...

The stranger creeped towards him. He knew the guilt would come later, but now one thing was certian: this urge was not going to go away on it's own.

But, as he laid down to rest his head, he never noticed the stranger arise from the closet and look at his frail body, worn from the war.

i blame walruses for that

BARA HAS A SICK MIND

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT HOW ABOUT I STICK YOUR HEAD IN A JAR OF BROWNIE MIX

you just call me gay, boy?

COOL STORY BRO

what if i put an ad up in my sig?

I'm looking for a girlfriend here on BZPower.

I need some advice.

EPIC NAME IS EPIC

Did you know that ever since my brother began to beat me I began to experience mental trauma including hallucinations about me stabbing you with a carving knife in a mental asylum dressed up as a deranged girl named Crystal complete with a wig calling you my bestest friend?

Added as friend.

Oh god. That profile pic is gonna scar me for night.

Also, your name is EPIC.

Wait, you aren't premier anymore?

SUPA SONIC SPIN

We're from the same place.

Did you know Billy Mays died?

If it was I would so date you.

THE ULTIMATE EVIL OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

I wish that was you in your profile pic.

Why did you change your name again?