Rangan Mercenus

Chuck norris needs no buckets, for he has hands THE SIZE OF FREAKING OUT TEXAS

I has moar.

RIP, The Walrus; may there be buckets for all thout are in heaven.

Meh.

That walrus is dead ;.;

Your kitten is in the border line of cute and down right... ninja cat scary, if you know what I mean.

Most probable

Khols will be the vocalist who gets the girls, while you'll be the guitar dude who abuses substances and ends up dead in a pool; for the next 40 years your death would be investigated, only for it to turn out to be a hoax because you decided to join your friend in tokyo (me)

Heck yesh.

Probably.

I'll probably leave before we become famous.

Funny thing is that I don't either.

Oh hai, Zipper! How's SK's Pizza?

It was a spy!

SPAH SAPPIN' my SENTRY!

Gentlemen.

Probably not right now... so many things in school.

But... wait, Barney is the epitome of all evil.

PEOPLE! I have a very special announcement! If you want, I can release the Mercenus Chronicles... TODAY! Tell me if you guys want it and I will!

Because I'm like that and I had to keep myself busy before... the apocalypse... see these words as you see fit, but I do not mean the end...

Rated you god level.

I have an eagle for my hair; your argument is mute.

Your logic failz

How rude!

Nein, mein Freund.

I just felt like naming myself Rangan Von Mercenus.