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You'd have to get un-hunted down by Scorponok first.

You're still on the list. Expect Scorponok to come back later.

*Scorponok jumps out again and rips you to pieces and steals part of your chest so you can't rebuild yourself*

*Scorponok jumps out from under some sand and rips you apart*

You shouldn't have asked that question.

*reads your sig*

What was so funny about that quote?

It's happened already, you know, Toa Ignka hero of light.

*blasts you to pieces*

Have fun salvaging yourself.

*steals your head*

*takes your sparkless corpse, hangs it from a skyscraper and uses it for target practice*

This is fun!

Sideswipe.

Unfortunately, since I chose not to approve your comment, that never happened. You are still dead.

Soundwave.

Would've said Grindor, but he didn't really do much.

That's the same thing Unicron said, and guess what happened to him.

*Trypticon crushes you*

Umm.....

*rips out the AllSpark fragment, puts it in a matter duplicator, clones myself, and puts the AllSpark fragments in the clones*

Hmm.

*the clones hang your corpse from a tower and use it for target practice*

Let's just say that I don't think they're going to do Alpha Trion in the sequel now.

PM me if you ever get around to making that Blackout MOC.

YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS THE AUTOBOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF RAMPAGE AND RAVAGE. THE PUNISHMENT IS DEATH.

*zombified Ravage eats your head*

NOBODY RUNS AWAY FROM ME!

*rips out your spark and crushes it*

Ummmm.....do I know you?

Personally, I want to know just WHERE ON EARTH GRINDOR CAME FROM.

Backup spark you say? Hmmm.....

*rips out your spark and feeds it to Megatron*

*enters with my head slightly singed*

Wrong universe, propeller-head.

*stabs you through the spark*

And I won't turn it off until your mental defences have snapped and I can brainwash you into switching sides.

I'm in a good mood, so I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to force you to relive your worst nightmare over and over again.

*Sideswipe is suddenly teleported into his worst nightmare, where he is being dismembered by the Insecticons* And remember, you don't snap out of it until I turn off the nightmare-inducing device. Which I won't until you've gone completely i