Heat

So, what should be the ETA on that banner?

Could you please respond to my post in TFDO?

No, it doesn't mean I don't hate you anymore, it means you haven't forced me to go into "at the verge of insane" mode for a while. And no, I don't read One Piece.l

Hello? Anybody there?

Um, Joker-Dalek, can I tape you to the front page of my RPG that will be probably closed within the next 24 hours? Thank you.

Would you be nice enough to check your PMs?

I don't take kindly to people falling over on their keyboards while writing comments on my profile. Expect to become a victim of a number of prank PMs shortly.

You glanced at the first post? Well no wonder I had to rip your character apart at the molecular level.....

Um, I guess you didn't bother reading the first post.

Next time, try and join a team before you post in BZPB.

This guy still lives?

We don't need rule-breakers around at BZPB.

Listen, if you want to play my game, you have to join a team. (Or create your own. Not doing either of these and attempting to play will result in your character's painful death.)

You claim to be a Toa of Sonics.

Toa of Sonics scream louder.

*floods Disky's stomach with electrified lava*

You have gained access to the Blackout system core. Please send -Blackout- a PM to receive exclusive data, completely supervirus free.

Weren't you killed by an invincible supervirus? *kills Rakoua again with the same supervirus*

Exclusive data uploaded.

*Rakoua is killed by an invincible computer supervirus*

You have entered the Blackout system mainframe. Please comment in -Blackout-'s profile to unlock exclusive data.

*teleports here* Hello. *an anvil hits Rakoua on the head*

Nope, it's Blackout from the live-action Transformers movie. Yes, it's chibified, but hey, better than nothing.

Don't make me go nuclear.

Congratulations. You just broke the laws of physics.

*Rakoua gets wiped from existence*

*I suffer the same fate*

Well, so much for me getting first looks at his projects.