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  1. Trijhak

    NO MORE.

    By Trijhak,

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    NO MORE PUNS. THAT IS AN ORDER AND A FACT. THEY ARE NOW ILLEGAL.
     
    I PUNISH THOSE WHO MAKE PUNS. THAT IS WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?
     
    PEOPLE SUGGESTED NAMES AT MY REQUEST. I NEVER SAID I'D USE THOSE NAME SUGGESTIONS. SOME PEOPLE WANTED A PUN-ISHER. HERE IT IS, IN NOT QUITE THE WAY YOU EXPECTED.
     
    NOW, I WOULD BE A HYPOCRITE, AS I HAVE MADE PUNS OF APPALLING QUALITY IN THE PAST. BUT THAT WAS THE PAST, THAT IS IMPORTANT. I CANNOT PUNISH THE PAST DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF TIME TRAVEL. HOWEVER I WOULD PUNISH MYSELF, HOWEVER I PRE-EMPTIVELY DID SO BY CHOOSING THE NAME I HAD AT THE TIME WHICH I DEFINITELY REGRETTED.
     
    IF YOU SEE SOMEONE MAKING AN ILLEGAL PUN PLEASE ALERT ME. I WILL PUNISH THEM.
  3. Trijhak

    NEW NAME SUGGESTION TIME

    By Trijhak,

    I'll be able to change my name soon.
     
    Currently we have the following names pre-suggested (both by Portalfig I believe):
     
    1. Plues (misspelled variant of 'Pulse')
    2. The Pun-isher (Disclaimer: I have ran out of puns.)
     
    This is the part where you suggest other names. There's no limits, except you absolutely cannot suggest 'KITTENS FOR FISTS' this time.
  5. Trijhak

    Egg

    By Trijhak,

    Have I mentioned I have an egg allergy before? I might have, but I'll state it again anyway.
     
    It was very pleasant to find out.
     
    Now I look at every egg with fear, because the eggs are plotting against me - that much is obvious. Eggs are not nice. They are hard and hazardous with naught but a consideration with the welfare of other foodstuffs.
     
    Now, I shall ask BZPower a question because that seems to be what I do in blog entries a little too much. Tell me if I should stop. I know the answer is yes.
     
    What do you have an allergy to?
  6. Trijhak

    New Elements

    By Trijhak,

    I've got some amazing ideas for some new elements for G1:
     
    Kinetics
    Vacuum
    Acid
    Repulsion
    Paper
    Fate
    Boxes
    Telephones
    Limbs
    Emoticons
    Canon
    Blood
    Fans
    Money
    Absurdity
    Media
    Humans
    Toa
    Skull Spiders
    Generation Two
    Vehicles
    Inika Torsos
    CCBS
    LEGO
    Minfigures
    Stupidity
    Headphones
    Centre-Aligned Text
    Bad Fanfiction
    Blogs
    BZPower
    Televisions
    Cybernetics
    Ideas
    Science
    Uselessness
    Dead Horses
     
    All brilliant ideas.
  7. Trijhak

    You Votechoose a name

    By Trijhak,

    So, when I made the blog entry "You Choose", I completely failed to account for more than one name being suggested. Twelve suggestions. That's about twelve times more than I was expecting.
     
    Hence, we are now having a vote on the best name possible. Also, more votes are needed since everything's currently running very close and I'm not sure if people want a compromise.
     

    NAME LIST:


    Curo Caws
    Pulse
    Explosion Edibles
    Stone Laser
    Plues/Lupes/Seulp
    Pulsating Non-Edible
    Cringing Pulse
    Pulsation of Dume
    Pulsating Blue Cheese/Swiss/Gouda
    I'm an Ostrich
    EYE BEAM LASERS
    KITTENS FOR FISTS


    Twelve names. Now go vote, and the name with the most amount of votes will be lynched.



    Or don't vote at all, in which case I have no idea which name to pick. Uh. Null? No, null isn't possible and will result in no new name being selected. But also vote. Because more votes are always needed and appreciated!


  8. Trijhak

    Small Question

    By Trijhak,

    Does this text appear to be orange or red? I asked someone elsewhere and they said 'red'... except I kind of perceive this colour as orange? Just asking because I'm confused now.
  9. Trijhak

    You Choose

    By Trijhak,

    If I haven't completely lost track of time, I should be able to change my BZP name in a week or so. Last time I changed my name, it was from "Pulse Trijhak" to the "Pulsating Cheddar" you see before, which, fortunately, has not been eaten nor fallen victim to fungi and other fun microbiological organisms.
     
    I lack creativity the vast majority of the time, and I feel that I am one of the worst judges when it comes to naming things. I was considering if I should let something else do it. I went and asked someone on the internet if I should let BZP decide my next name. They said yes. Therefore I have decided to relegate the role of choosing my next name to you, whoever you may be. Firstly, I must state the terms and conditions that you must follow:
     

    Terms and Conditions of Choosing Pulse's Name 

    1. The name must not be one another BZP member has already used or has
    2. The name must not be in french or related to the french
    3. The name must not be welsh
    4. The name must not be a name I have already used
    5. The name must not be Pulsating Cheddar
    6. The name must not be edible
    7. The name must not be alive or sentient
    8. The name must not be these terms and conditions
    9. The name must not be "Pulse's Name"
    10. You cannot be the name
    11. The name cannot be you
    12. These terms and conditions state that you must read them on this very line, therefore you must read them
    13. The terms and conditions must not be edited
    14, Pulse apologises for these terms and conditions. I really do. Apologies.
    15. Pulse is not allowed to regret this in any way.
    16. If the above line is broken, members are free to do as they please.
    17. Pulse must die night one in the next Mafia game.
    18. These terms and conditions MUST bore you.
    19. These terms and conditions must not entertain you.
    20. These terms and conditions must be 20 lines long. 
    So go ahead, create the name, BZPower. It can be anything, as long as it follows the terms and conditions. Well, that means not anything, but anything barring what the terms and conditions disallow. I trust in the judgement of BZPower and its creativity at this moment.
     
    Now, this line was not here when was originally published, but I am extending the time. Not there was ever a date I would lock this - still got five days or so to wait, during which more names can pop into existence.
     
    I pre-emptively regret this already
  11. Trijhak
    When I said I already had a name in mind in the preceding entry, I lied. Absolutely terrible, I know.
     
    You now have about 24 hours to suggest a name. Also no guarantee that I'll use it, but I can still take inspiration from it. It shall last for 45 days,
     
    Go wild. It doesn't even have to be a name. If I felt like it, I might even use a name like 'Forums Blogs Gallery Quizzes Raffles Members Calendar Store Tracker Referrals', or 'View New Content', or 'Publish Immediately (Change)', or even 'dgrhjfawgf'! Yes, those can be names. I think. Now... put forward the names of the future!
  13. Trijhak

    Names, with Pulse

    By Trijhak,

    The name SLEUP can be changed soon. These are the options, if anyone wishes to vote on them.

    Pulse
    Pulsate
    Impulse
    Impulsive
    Repulse
    Repulsive
    Appulse
    Not Pulse
    Pulsating Pulse
    Pulsepulsepulsepulse
    Electromagnetic Pulse
    PULSE
    Pulse, Master of [insert suggestion here]
    Imreappulsivating
    [bZP-Suggested Name #1]
    [bZP-Suggested Name #2]

  16. Trijhak

    Names.

    By Trijhak,

    I can change my BZP name soon, and as usual I probably will.
     
    So, tell me... which name should it be, and why? I hope it sounds ridiculous.
  17. Trijhak
    1. Why was the Mistika's Silver so hated but not the excessive Grey of the Phantoka? If anything, the silver is much, much more preferable to the grey.
    2. Why hasn't anyone on Okoto simply stepped on the Skull Spiders to kill them?
    3. Why has BIONICLE not had a year in space yet?
    4. Who is Bingzak?
    5, Was Bingzak paid by Microsoft to promote Bing?
    6. Is Bingzak a hint of what's to come in 2017: the great BONKLE Search Engine war?
    7. What do Okotoans eat? What is their food source? How do they eat? Do they need to eat? Do they ingest gaseous nutrients through their ears, if they have them? Does Bingzak eat?
    8. Honkles!?
    9. We should get a torso armour piece in the same style as the piston add-on.
    10. This tenth thought is amazing!
  18. Trijhak

    Ask Questions.

    By Trijhak,

    I thought I'd do one of these. I think I did one once before, but it's been a year since then so why not do it again.
     
    Ask me questions, about anything that is legal on BZP, of course, and I will try to answer them as best as I can.
     
  20. Trijhak

    The Names of Users

    By Trijhak,

    Remember a few days ago, when I asked for ridiculous names?
     

     
    You may notice that it says '0 of 1 display name changes' and that the 'New display name' text box is empty. This means, obviously, that this is the part where you vote on names with a limit of say, 24 hours. Or until a name gets 6+ votes. Whichever happens first.
     
    Now's the time to vote. Go look at that entry (click the link up there) and vote on the suggested names.
  21. Trijhak
    We have encountered a problem regarding names.
     
    Three votes for two different names.
     
    This calls for either a re-vote or a compromise.
     
    It's time to re-fight.
     
    Your options:
     
    1. Le Selup (As suggested by Portalfig)
    2. I AM SPLEL CHEPMSDIN (As suggested by Xaeraz, although I must add that I do not understand the reference.)
    3. A Compromise
     
    So, go out and vote.
  24. Trijhak

    Things

    By Trijhak,

    I wish we could type things in different fonts in search engines. Sometimes I search things and I'm surprised they actually exist. Sometimes I search things and I'm disappointed they don't exist. Sometimes I search things and I end up with completely irrelevant results.
     
    And for some reason, over the past few days, my mind has been wanting me to say 'Telephone' as if it were the pinnacle of all humour. What's so humorous about the word telephone, mind? I'd like to know why I giggle at the word telephone. Telephone. Telephone. Telephone. Te-le-phone. Why must I find this word hilarious suddenly? It'll go away eventually, hopefully, like the many other things I find humorous for six days and then stop thinking about. Almost posted a blog entry suggesting that anthropomorphic telephones are the enemy for BIONICLE 2017. Glad I didn't, that's a clear attempt at trying to be funny. Trying too little or too hard, and I find that humour ends up being forced and unfunny, you have to be told it's apparently funny. Granted, people have different senses of humour, but nobody thinks telephones are hilarious other than my stupid and unfunny mind right now. Once the 'hahaha randomness!' factor fades, so does the humour.
     
    Also, don't play things that are survival-horror-ish at 01:00 in the morning.
     
    Also, I'm suddenly curious to ask the following, about games, specifically, video games:

    What's your favourite genre of game?
    What's your favourite game series?
    What's your favourite stand-alone game not part of a series?
    What's your favourite expansion to a game (not downloadable content - an expansion is something much larger, at least that's how I choose to perceive the word)?
    What's your favourite DLC of a game?
    What's the worst game you've ever played that isn't that E.T. game or that superman game or any famous bad games?
    What games are you looking forward to?
    BIONICLE G2 gets a game. What genre is it and what is its defining mechanics?
    What game has the best music?
    Seriously: what's funny about telephones?

  25. Trijhak
    Teaser
    A City of Earth, ceaselessly expanding, always advancing, eyes on the nearby fortress, consequences ignored, for they unofficially rule.




    A technophobic Treetop City, standing against technology, tied to nature itself, growing increasingly zealous.




    An increasingly isolationist Cavern Village, where outcasts are outcasts no longer, where the Red Stars can tell the future and the citizens refuse to share.




    An Ancient Fortress rumbles once more, guarded by many traps and unseen defenders - a fortress of much curiosity, containing ancient technology from before the Beginning, and treasures beyond that...




    Strangers from the skies arrive, slowly shattering the false history spread by the unofficial ruler of Bota Magna.




    Everything on Bota Magna is about to fall apart.





    Bara Magna was no place for the faint of heart / Everything on Bota Magna is about to fall apart

    Strangers come from the skies: Two Iron Agori. A Fire Agori. An Ice Agori. Innumerable seemingly biomechanical wolves, and...

    Pick an Element Lord:




    Jungle



    Water



    Ice



    Fire



    Rock



    Sand


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