Lime Paradox

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hey iz gurky whar u go???///???/

hey mr tiuyra do yuo now why dlaiki was band??/?

srsly im confuusd

Hey, I did that Strakk review I promised.

But just one month after said promise.

Hey, I found another six-clawed ferret! But it's not Swartt, it's some clone of you. I didn't know Redwall had cloning...

Oh, and there's another otter.

Hey, you've got your old name back again. It reminds me of times long past...

Which is odd, because that's sorta what your last name was. Was it like a prequel or something?

hlding fuud hostj ar ilegul in evry planit eksept texus!11!!1! every1 noez htat!1111one!1

Hmmm, we're both steely visionaries now.

HOORAY FOR ISANITY!

How do you know that?

hten go jumhp of a clif!11!!

Or just ignore it.

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i aet a sub 1s

u no hte samwichz

I AM THE MAGICAL COMMENT WEASEL

I ate a cot once!

i ayt pie 1s! i aslo et ur BaSe

I believe the phrase is "incurable obsession".

I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure it was Toaraga.

I caught a look-and-leaver!

I don't know; it's something he's going around yelling in everyone's comments.

I don't know. I think I'll let the topic die and start it again later; I want to get back to my comedies and perhaps start an MAS.

I go by Meowitz. At least, I think so...

i got maad at baran flaekz 1s

I had no good luck.

Lying Target cretins...

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