Nathan Evo

DUDE!

I.

WANT.

COMMENTS.

LIKE.

THIS.

TO.

END.

(I also want the Mistika several months early, but we all can't have what we want, can we?)

Due to a lack of comments, I will say no one knows what to think of that previous comment.

Hey, let's play the long sentence game!

The sentence starts here...

ebab wai do u liek pikkels

o wait so do i

nevur midn

Ebba once accidentally blocked me and I got the same message.

*eats Philbert*

Ebba, that's not Philbert, that's laemnaem. laemnaem-os, to be exact.

Ebba, the noob war ended loooong ago.

Also to anyone else: Any more content on the noob war will be deleted.

eh rember king at da sok faktorees epic?it was da aewsumst epci ther evur wsa on bpzowur!11!1!!

Eventually. I've developed the "interchangeable part system", where you can change his armor color and weapon.

Ever juggle seven GSs at once?

evn htough he isnt a noob liek us

Excellent disguise, McStarman Deluxe Janaro.

Excellent. Now- Oh, no! The scanner broke down! While I get another one, go find how they make Whoppers angry to make the Angry Whopper!

Explanation: Pay attention to "No purchase neccesary." and "See inside for details."

You have to purchase it to see the details!

First Noob War comic is done.

Flame wars are too dangerous!

*starts a garden hose war*

fried potato skins

Funny 'cuz I get neither...

Funny. . . I've had one in my closet for years and it still hasn't burnt out.

Gah! T4 not voting!

Gasp! People are wishing me a happy birthday and I don't know who half of them are! =O

Gerlicky used *aagh*!

It's super effective!

Ghost of McStarman Zakitano: Do not blow up any Wal-Marts bearing the symbol of McGyiyg. These have been raided and are in use as McStarman bases.

Go get Wendy while you're at it, McStarman Deluxe Janaro.

Go work off that suntan...

Oh, and go find the Burger King and Wendy.

Gonna get revenge on me, huh?