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  4. Nathan Evo

    Well, I'm Back...

    By Nathan Evo,

    I came back from Arizona. Windy and cold there at that time, but it's much worse back home. No sun at all.
     
    So anyway, I've been thinking: If I wrote an epic, would anyone read it? I was toying around with some sprites of the Toa Nuva from TMUtLG (which look epic, by the way) and I was thinking about maybe writing a fanon adventure using them.
     
    After my last excuse for an epic... *shudders* Don't look at it. Please.
     
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  5. Nathan Evo
    Well, this will involve my comics, which half the people who read this blog actually care about. You don't have to read this. You don't have to comment.
     
    And you certainly don't have to spam, thank you very much.
     
    Time to murder some bandwidth.
     
    Anyway, I figured I'd get started on another comic series. This one probably has the longest title. There was TMUTS and TMUCW. The next series, originally TMURG, is now TMUWoS.
     
    So, the original plan was to use six-shade Chimoru. But since I'm not a six-shade obssessionist like Kahinuva ( ), I figured I'd be a little more original, even though I was the guy who made six-shade Chimoru. ALSO YOU NEED DARK'S PERMISSION TO USE THE SIX-SHADED EXPRESSIONS. I'm going to self-sprite the whole thing. No kit. Whatever I'm using won't be released. And no, I'm not using the Gerlickit, even though it is awesome. The sprites I'll use have been on my computer for probably a year at the most. By the way, the colors in the Gerlickit will be used.
     
    Poor Dark. Seems like half my life revolves around something made by him. I've been a little too into Chimoru lately. Six-shading is starting to be a pain and I'm stuck on a Metus spritesheet. (It was made by VakamaTK.) Well, unlike Dark709ists who cotton-pickin' worship him, it's like I make a loop around him and loop around something else. Repeat. In other words, my path of revolution makes a figure-eight.
     
    This time I'm hoping to poke some fun into things. Gerlicky puts up the Plasma Saber and replaces it with a few much-needed guns. Gerlicky's going into war. The goal is to rescue a group of Matoran held hostage by Hapori Dume. Yep, I'm poking some fun into Dark's third movie.
     
    Now, this is where things might get ugly and backfire. See, Dark's movies may not be beloved by all, but they are pretty dang popular. And there will be at least one noob who loves Dark709's stuff to the point of saying "im gonna ripport u cuz u maed fun of dakr790!! i haet u!! UR MEAN!!11!!11@!Q!!~!" like that Willy Wonka guy on iTunes when Weird Al spoofed "Complicated" by Agril Lavigne. In other words, there will be some misconception and a whole lotta ugly.
     
    On another note, Dark may approve fan kits, but I doubt he lets others use his characters often. And since he invented... well, whatever team Hapori Dume works with, I'm afraid I've got no option but to ask him. And if he says yes, but only if I use Chimoru, then we've got another problem in Uglyville.
     
    Still, I find it tough to see how this isn't awesome.

     
    Yep, I've got a lot planned and one downfall could mess it up entirely.
     
    And if you were brave enough to endure my yammering about Dark709 and Hapori Dume and ugly stuff, then give yourself a pat on the back until I can find something to give you. Unfortunately, the only things on the list are eggs and extension cables.
     
    ALSO CHOCOLATE MILK: Okay, I was able to send Dark the PM. Not a lot of talking, but I CAN use Hapori Dume from his movie. So we're ready to go!
     
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  6. Nathan Evo
    I bought a DSi today.
     
    I thought it would be impossible to get one. Thank goodness I had all that money saved.
     
    But there's no GBA cartridge so the DS Lite will come in handy.
     
    As an equality, some things like my iTunes aren't on my DSi so the laptop will still come in handy.
     
    And a DSi is not a good idea for making pic comics.
     
    So I bought something I do not need.
     
    Fun to play with, though. I'm glad I bought it.
     
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  7. Nathan Evo
    Okay so this is kind of a story, I guess.
     
    See, I don't care about the Ninjago story at all. I just like the spinners.
     
    It's really unfortunate that they're never in stock for very long. And even worse is there are so many greedy scumbags out there buying them all up to sell them online for outrageous prices.
     
    I am NOT paying eighty-eight dollars for NRG Jay. Just sayin'.
  9. Nathan Evo
    So, people haven't been seeing me on BZPower too often. This is because, well, my computer broke. This is a wreck here, folks. Lots of spritework was on that computer- NightOwls is perfectly safe, SpoofQuest! and Noob War were affected but will most likely be easy to recover, and TMUtLG has been gravely ravaged. Until it (hopefully) gets fixed, I most likely won't be on too often.
     
    On a related note, my DSi just about saved my life with the DSi Browser feature. I'm not using it now, but still...
     
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  10. Nathan Evo

    Why Windows 7 Sucks

    By Nathan Evo,

    It only works when it feels like it.
     
    And once it doesn't feel like it, it never does again.
     
    Basically, I probably won't be around as often as I'd like, but that's life. And like Windows 7, it sucks.
     
    Stay beautiful, people.
     
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  11. Nathan Evo

    wow

    By Nathan Evo,

    I just looked back at some of my blog entries from a few years ago or something and wow have I changed
     
    also please don't look back at any of my older blog entries
     
    no really there isn't anything notable there
  12. Nathan Evo
    I was looking up my name in the Artwork III forum (Don't, it has some spammy posts of mine from yeeeeeears ago that I don't want you seein') and WOW.
     
    I found comics I've never even heard of or bothered to look at, and yet with the six-shade Chimoru or even the three-shade rendition, people are using my stuff.
     
    I've left a huge impact, and to all who use it, I'm touched. :blush:
     
    *Ruins the moment*
     
    IIIIIIIIIII'M IIIIIIIIIIIIINVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCIIIIIIIIIIIBLE!
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  13. Nathan Evo
    So, I ran across what would have been my CC4 entry. I figured, it's not enough to post a topic, but I at least ought to put it in my blog so you can all see what I came up with.
     
    This didn't have a name yet, but whatever.
     
    The Bohrok slept below the island of Mata Nui. A freshly-baked batch of Krana had come fresh out of the oven. However, the dough was running out on three krana, so they appeared deformed and mutilated.
     
    These krana were given to a Lehvak, a Tahnok, and a Nuhvok.
     
    "Are we sure about this?" asked a Gahlok-Va, prepared to insert one of the deformed krana.
     
    "No," said a Pahrak-Va. "But I'm not going to question it. I'd rather be a Bohrok running on deformed krana than a Bohrok that, say, rides a Kane-Ra championship for the first time."
     
    The Gahlok-Va looked at the back of the deformed krana. Only two of the three Matoran letters placed in nonsensical order were on the back. It read "IS".
     
    The reluctant Bohrok-Va shugged and inserted the krana into the container and closed the faceplate.
     
    --------
     
    *ACTIVATING*
     
    BOHROK UNIT 60930
    YOUR MISSION: ENTER AND D-------- EVERYTHING ON-------- YOUR LATE LOCAL NEWS-------- FOR THE MURDER OF--------- NINE THOUSAND VAHKI-------- CHANCE OF RAIN 15%---------- LAMP OIL----------- UNTIL THE ISLAND IS THE WAY IT WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIME.
     
    DO YOU UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THIS MISSION?
     
    <YES> NO
     
    BOHROK UNIT 60930 ACTIVATED.
    WHILE YOU ARE ON YOUR MISSION, VISIT OUR LOVELY GIFT SHOP ON THE THIRD FLOOR NEXT TO CRAZY MATAU'S FURNITURE EMPORIUM!
     
    --------
     
    The Lehvak's eyes glowed a brilliant red. It uncoiled itself from its rolling position. Steam hissed from its joints. It passed through the many catacombs, hallways, and Ask comedies beneath the island. It set foot in Le-Wahi.
     
    "GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE OF MATA-NUI!"
     
    Le-Matoran glared at the direction of the noise.
     
    "No one uses a hyphen in the name of our island!" shouted Orkahm. "Let's get it!"
     
    I wish I could've finished this.
     
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