Nathan Evo

Hey, Tav, we're working on Noob War. Do you want to co-author?

Hey, VTK, did you get my PM?

Hi, Takuma Nuva! I came to say that you've been using my kraata (er, the one I gave to you) but it doesn't physically give credit. Ah, well. Good luck battling Makuta!

Hienz Field, eh? You have no idea what you just did. The word "Hienz" makes me think of ketchup.

Ketchup has natural mellowing agents that make words like "Hienz" and "Hunts" make you think of it.

His account is called "Blazanax974".

If I ever get some pipes or gypsum, I'll let you know.

Hmm. Then I won't fight you. R.O.B. is the first character I beat All-Star on Brawl with.

Hmm. Yoshi's my main in Brawl.

Hmm.

This is getting suspicious.

Hmmm, it's Xaeraz.

Hey, Satogo!

Go with the electric wiring as your new security system!

Black and yellow wiring.

Hmmm... Zephyr is more powerful than I thought...

This calls for drasic measures!

*changes "Bionicle Message Boards" to "Bionicle Massage Boards"*

Hmmm...

Muffin-flavored muffins.

Or maybe they're rolls.

Muffins are better than rolls.

How thrilling.

Howzabout BT974 T5?

hte guy ebba aet

hten i SAPM UR RPOIFLE KAHI!1!!@@!~!~

Huh, he's my main in SPM. (Not "spam" without the "a".)

LIEK OMG U EATED ALL DA NUTTZ AND TURRND INTWO A GRL!11!1!!

Huh. . . Steelers colors look good on you!

I actually updated my computer. I'm prepared.

I added you to my friend list!

Just sayin'.

I assume you mean Super Mario Bros., because that isn't Mario's first appearance. Mario first appeared in the original Donkey Kong, and Luigi first appeared in Mario Bros. Which is a completely different game, by the way.

i blasttd da bad giys awayzezz!! ohh noezz itz dA pnut butr bombzezz!!lolz i liek pie!!1!!one!!

i can has cheezburgur

I didn't forget your birthday. I tried to wish you a happy birthday but the server acted up.

i do just fien wiht da daerdevul comit its just da purpel comit i haet!

I don't have any pipes and gypsum, Ebba.

Whatever that means. I don't know how you're supposed to get it on Rank 2.

Also, VTK, that might not be a glitch, as I had those when I joined.