The things that happened one time when Jesus was sitting around one Saturday nite thinking "DUDE. There's all this butt in the world and nothing's kicking it! I need to step it up!"
So he invented something.
Stuff like: Rob Zombie, the AC130, that unicorn game, girls, Samuel L Jackson, Arnold Schwartzenegger, energy drinks, homestarrunner, scotsmen, and Batman
Additions welcome