ZippyWharrgarbl

G'Day!

Have you played Super Smash Brothers Brawl or Melee?

On me? YEEEARGH!

No, I know what you mean. I likes Plants Vs Zombies myself.

First, HI VTP U WANT HUGZ?! And yes it will be fun.

Second, Gavla, your time is broken.

You're having lunch NOW?! It's almost nine!! Your watch is set wrong!

I spent it all on BZP. I have no life, you know =D

Kidding, I just don't have friends near me.

Splenderiffilous. You?

Well, I do. And I plan on returning as a computer virus ghost thingy to TKE OVER BZPOWER!!!!! AHAHAHA *coughcough*

Maybe even put it up in Comedies...

Oh, and you do know I swore on YOUR grave? I wanted to see if you'd notice XD

I swear on your grave, I will write that Takua story. I'll PM it to you, if you want.

It was, it was. I gave the bread to my friend and ate the lolly and banana chips. No buteer, though. That would be disgusting.

That's weird, like the banana-chip-and-lolly-string sandwich I had the other day.

That may inspire one of my lame Short Stories. Takua, the Matoran who makes others into Corn Dogs. First I'll have to look up what Corn Dogs are.

No he eats naughty Matoran.

PEWKU THE ALMIGHTY HAS POSSESSED GAVLA AND FREED ME!

Pewku: Whatever.

WHY PEWKU WHYYY!!!!

Pewku: Meh.

NEVER! I HAIL PEWKU AND HE WILL SHIELD ME FROM THE SEVEN'S 8ING WAYS!

OMGS! ALL HAIL SEVEN OR IT WILL 8 U

Belong to Eljay. If I eat one, I'm afraid he'll command it to eat me from the inside or something. Here's a topic I like talking about: the number seven.

I prefer cereal, myself. Yes, how un-random of me.

Or a death ray. Or possibly Tahu. Tell him that it insulted him.

A fitting fate would be the microwave.

Mata Nui, those Bratz bug me. They tell kids that being horribly disfigured is cool. My little sister's into them and one of their slogans was 'Don't theorize, accesorize!' Which translates to 'Don't think, buy!'

Same goes for Hannah Montana, the entire cast of High School Musical, Bratz, Barbie and Dora the Explorer.

DIE ZAC EFRON NO ONE LIKES YOU