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What Ca'Gerrin said. He was drinking diet soda hich contains aspartame, that's been reported to lead to depression, so he was taking anti-depressants, yadda yadda yadda things went crazy from there and he accidentally ingested one bad concoction.

I want a custom spinny. http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=148565 Aw nuts, i just remembered it's in shambles after moving and being cannibalized! >__< I wonder if it can be rebuilt enough to take 360 shots around it.

That was so deep, man. ::wipes tear::

Why you... ... ... ... ... ...well yeah, actually lol.

Oh, those darn poltergeists. *sigh* Time to break out the K2 meters, EF meters, IR cam and thermal FLIR cam.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE!

Gyaaah, kill all your other browsers and only use Firefox. It's sexy. I dont want this entry to be come a Browser flame war, please reframe from that. Thanks.

You have no idea how strong my will is in suppressing the urge to make a bunch of REALLY STUPID, REALLY SMALL mocs and flood the BBC with one a day. But man... the problem there is that it'd undoubtedly take off, then people would emulate it, then it'd be all I was remembered for.

DOOOO ITTTTT Hahaha... I'd have to use the blanket INSIDE some weird head configuration, using it as the eye color. And the Clickits... well, if they were white, it'd be schmeezy.

You can use a Lego Scala picnic blanket and some Clickits and no one would be sad if you executed it right.

Force field? Designate a random, unremarkable piece as the generator, problem solved. Lol, good point.

Woah, I get a free air conditioner!?!

Red launchers might add bulk, but they're most yeeshy. And that Jaller Mahri blade sticking out looks like it'd add wind resistance and or snap off at high speeds. Also, fast vehicles have windscreens for a reason. Driving on a country road in the middle of summer = bugs splatted all over the glass. So in the Bionicle world, with giant bugs and whatnot, they'd all be splatted on... ?

Am I missing something here? Why would this slapped together piece of garbage, this GAG moc get a bunch of hits and such.... (Replies 17 / Views 376) http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=291943 ...when a moc like this, pretty ###### unique and polished flounders then fails? (Replies 7 / Views 222) http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=291695 Is it that the photography with the green one, despite being mildly blurry, is easier to see than the black moc? Or is it that it really is more popular because it's baby-simple, right down it's baby Duplo blocks? It's not the first time, either. It seems like the smaller and more stupid a moc is, the better publicity it gets while thought out mocs that look like they belong in the action figure aisle get steamrolled. Of course, maybe that's the answer right there. Maybe action figures are so abundant in the toy world that even ones made of Lego are "common" and boring looking? Still, even here... my most-hit Brickshelf folder: http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=82577 11725 VIEWS?!? I thought them up while sitting on the toilet! They're so small you can count the parts with ease!

No, this year was Mistika, last wave was Phantoka. I kinda' liked the Mahri AND the Barraki. Though now that you mention it, even there, I think the Barraki were a better purchase than the Mahri. It was close... just not as blindingly obvious as these last 2 waves. (Phantoka Toa... yikes.) For me, it's all about the parts. Bad guys win. If I were sentimental any more about the characters themselves that they supposedly portray, well, I say Lego has failed miserably there as well. That's the unTahuiest Tahu that ever Tahu'd, right next to the unLewaiest Lewa and unGaliest Gali.

Just like last time, the bad guy sets are way better than the good guy sets.

This needs to come back. Anonymity breeds crime. Why are cities so corrupt? Anonymity. Why are bowls that say "take just one" when you're trick or treating always empty? Anonymity. Why are stalkers so scary? Anonymity. Why are messageboards full of such mean insults? Little kids. Err... Anonymity.

The poor *******. Does his: --Have the weatherstripping hanging off from the bottom of the back doors? --An oil leak from the PCV? --Leak all the A/C refrigerant out mere days after getting it professionally recharged? --Engine that shuts off in the middle of traffic while the car's in movement? --Only have 3 of the 4 cylinders firing? --Have no horn? --Missing panels and cushions at various points of the interior? --Non-working radio? --Have brakes that SQUEAL... BADLY?!? (Truth be told, I freaking love this part. *) --Gaping holes in the muffler that make you wonder how it's still there? --Clusters of exposed wires that occasionally get drenched in oil spray and cause lightning bolt shorts? --An odometer that doesn't move? --A spray bottle in the glove compartment because the wiper fluid won't squirt? We're junking it this week. Sayonara, GARBAGE. Knowing the nature of these Swedish pieces of ######... any small parts he might need off it? Finding places for spare stuff is getting harder and harder. * (Really, it's my favorite part of the car. I've literally made people spit out their drinks, jump backwards in fear, pop their eyes out of their head, hold their hands over their ears, flip me the bird, fold their arms and look at me angrily, yank baby carriages back, choke their dogs by quickly yanking their leashes... ...pure bliss... ...it had to be seen to be believed. Don't even get me started on the hilarity of going through the Lincoln Tunnel. I totally learned how and when to use the brakes to their maximum annoyance potential.)

You think I didn't try? I went after the goon... he took the next exit once I was 2 cars away from him.

Ridge Racer. Riiiiiidge Raaaaaacer! So I'm there driving some junky, 1987 Volvo 740 GLE to bring home my 84 year old neighbor from MANHATTAN. Now, I was mentally drained since I had to get up at 4am, drive to Manhattan for like 5 or 6 hours, then, well, I was driving in FREAKING MAN-FREAKING-HATTAN... all. day. long. Right, so anyways we're on our way back and already into New Jersey on 80 or 81 or whatever it is and I notice a guy coming up off a ramp. I even thought to myself, "Yep, this guy's going to do something reeeeeeal stupid". I was right. He waited too long to switch lanes, almost got caught going back down the next ramp (lol!), then veered off at the last second into MY lane. I was 100% expecting this, even chuckling to myself at his act of idiocy. But then he did something TOTALLY inexplicable... he slams on his freaking brakes!!! I instantly did a sharp left turn, then slammed on MY brakes so I could do a... I think it's called a "power drift". Smoke was pouring out from under the wheel wells as the poor, ancient tires were being stripped of their outsides as they went sideways at 70MPH. Luckily, the fruit basket had realized, "Oh. Hey. I almost made people like, die. They might be mad" and had stepped on it. I did a quick glance to see if the big yellow Optimus-looking tractor trailer behind me had caught this whole fiasco going on in time to not flatten me. I broke out of the slide by easing up on the brakes juuuust with enough time before impact with the trailer and then SLAMMED the gas pedal as I corrected myself back into going straight the RIGHT way. It was actually pretty ###### fun! Now the reason I say Ridge Racer saved my life... man, I was beat. Even though I'd been jacked up on extra-caffeine french vanilla coffee, with about three creamers of Stok-d dribbled into them that I snatched from a convenience store (essentially, the drink was like 8 cups of coffee at once), I was still fallin' asleep. The hot sun setting down on my flesh wasn't helpin' junk either. Ah, but Ridge Racer... that crazy as ###### techno music was going through my mind, making me feel more alive than ever. As I saw the car come up, I was even thinking of Ridge Racer. Like, I wondered if they'd go straight, do a quick turn, or bump me. Then I thought about what I might need to do... veer off into another lane and get splattered across the highway, creating a 20 car pile-up with a bunch of kids wondering why their parents weren't coming home from work? (lol) Or, a power drift? BAM, the driver made me have to choose and I'm certain that without Ridge Racer, me and my friendly bag of bones for a companion would be dead. Summary: Long live gabber techno.

Welcome to the world of retail. X D I kid you not, out of every fast food order (drive thru OR suprisingly dining room) I get, HALF have something seriously wrong with it. Well, don't forget this lesson that lesser employees do NOT care most of the time and will drag you into the store by any means possible. You are now prepared for the rest of your life and should be able to handle: --people in relationships not being honest with you --a government that could not care less if you lived or died (preferably dead) --and much, MUCH MORE!