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[Canada]: Be the best country!

 

Anyway, there will be plenty more celebratory shenanigans this week kids, stay tuned!

[Hobo]: Be up to something.Hey! Who are you calling a hobo??? Everyone falls on hard times now and then. Especially me. I've been living in pure terror for weeks![iR]: Provide longer update.Hello??? I can't do my job when this freaky little thing is sitting there, waiting to strike! Sure, he looks inanimate. Sure, he's never once moved under his own power. That's just to lull you into a false sense of security. You can never trust a puppet.[iR]: A puppet.Look at that smug little face. He makes me sick to my pixels.Or maybe it's because I've been hiding here for weeks and my clothes are really starting to smell.[iR]: Are you insane?And look! A canadian flag pin! The only thing you can trust less than a puppet is a patriotic canadian. TRUST ME ON THIS.[iR]: Be spotted.WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT???[iR]: Hahahahahah.HE'S AFTER ME! QUICK SWITCH TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

When I find an image host with a better organization system I'll use it.

It sure would be nice if maj would finish their maintence so we could update! Sorry guys for the delay haha we are having issues with our image host.

[Pat]: Be summoned![Pat]: A conversant seeks an audience![Pat]: Retrieve communicative device.

If we can reserve a private room at lazer tag, why not just have the concert in the room?

I have a really hard time seeing them have the room for this or the tolerance for the noise level - this isn't just some little jam session I think they're intending it to be a full on rock concert.

It's alright shrunk down, but when you look at the full res version the text seems really out of place because it's not 3D like the glass is - I'd say work with it, either de-res the glass or do something to the text that makes it seem dimensional.

[Pat]: Sit in one of many choice seating arrangements[Pat]: Reveal most prized possession

For the record, Nervous Pudding is awesome. You can check out some of their music for free.

I really don't think it's very likely they'll include Bionicle characters - at the very least they'll be Hero Factory ones, but most likely they won't even show up.

There's a theory circulating that it was BZP that caused it to be cancelled. Apparently BZP went down for a long time shortly before Bionicle was cancelled. Since BZP holds a firm monopoly on Bionicle discussion most fans had nowhere else to go. When BZP finally came back the daily population had dropped significantly. Lego saw the drop in the popularity of BZP as a drop in the popularity of Bionicle and overreacted by cancelling Bionicle altogether.What Lego didn't understand was that most of the people who left had already lost interest in Bioncle and stuck around for the community. The sale of Bionicle products would not likely have been effected at all.There's a video out there called Bionicle Autopsy:The Monopoly of BZPower where they talk about this. I'd provide a link, but it's on a website we can't link to. If you do watch it take what you read with a grain of salt because the author seems to be a conspiracy theorist of sorts and talks about a shadow organization he claimed helped BZP destroy its competition.I'm not saying this is in fact why Bionicle was cancelled, but it is a believable theory.

haha, this is so hilariously not correct it's amazing.I promise you as a guy who has talked with people who actually know the guys who helped make Bionicle a success it didn't have nothing to do with BZPower, and there was nothing in 2009 they could have done differently that would have made it last any longer. The factors were outside of anyone's control.

[becca]: Contemplate weird whiteboard

It has Chris Pratt in the lead role and GOB as freaking Batman. I don't even care anymore, I'm watching it.

This guy knows what's up.

[PATRICK DARKLIGHTER]: Be the Star Wars kid[Pat]: read mysterious inscriptions[Pat]: Contemplate love for Ohio State.I love y'all but we really could use more commands - trust me, it takes a lot of the fun out of it when I have to make up my own for lack of submitted ones - fitting your ideas into the framework is the best part!

[LW]: Tap on glassOh please. You have an idea that's so superior it hurts.

[???]::::You are now....[???]::::The Larcenous Warden. And your communicator has just blown up in your face.This makes you angry.[LW]::::What an impudent little philistine. The nerve of that over anaerobically metabolized primate. You've wiped your various organic material depository ducts with sheets of compressed fiber possessing higher intelligence than him. The nerve. THE AUDACITY.[LW]: Get RevengeYou can't wait to get someone else to really teach him a lesson. You'd never sully your own scarf with such base actions. It's a handmade original.[LW]: Drink more hipster coffeeYes, regaining your composure is important. Emotions really are such a bad habit that you indulge far too often. You retrieve your precious beverage from your VINTAGE MODUS. Nothing like the classics.[LW]::::Mmm. The finest ground beans harvested from a world no longer in existence. You'll settle for nothing less.[LW]::::Sometimes it takes a few minutes for the captcha card to develop, but anything good is worth waiting for. Only the best for the best.[LW]: Leave hub room.There's really no reason to leave. You're perfectly fine sitting in this dank human factory room with these horridly soft pink monkeys. Yes, you think staying here is definitely the best option. It has nothing to do with the fact that the doors won't recognize your clear superiority. Such ignorant machines really are beneath your consideration anyway.[LW]: Call for help.Not that you can anymore, but why would you want to even if you could? You have everything you could want right here. A cup half full of freshly brewed beans. A bunch of tubes that glow enough for you to pretend to read your obscure alien literature. A computer with the ability to rewrite human history. You know, the creature comforts.[LW]: Find someone else to open the doorsThe only person who can get you in and out of this room is that cretin who just blew up your device, unless one of these pedants wake up. It's why you and your cohorts agreed to work with him in the first place - he was an asset, until now.It doesn't bother you that you can't leave - it just irritates you that you need his help to if you ever did.[LW]::::You'll never understand what is so special about having imagination anyway.[LW]::::Ugh. How disgusting. One of -them- is wriggling around a little.

Aw man not THAT guy.Whatever have a good birthday I GUESS.(be online tonight I will have present)

There's more coming today; I've dubbed this the two day megaupdate.The sad thing is there was actually going to be even more content I had to cut for time.

HEY THAT GUYS PRETTY COOL.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAIN IS CHUGGIN INTO TOWN

I'm surprised they still have the site up.I think it's time to move on guys. Those serials aren't getting finished, and frankly it's probably for the best.

[Jen]: Take Puffindoll[Jen]: Examine cool aliens on poster

Oh what is this, a new character? How incorrigible.[Jen]: Contemplate overall superiority of Penguins to Puffins[Jen]: Play with dollhouse[Jen]: Examine rainbow wall[Jen]: Oh Canada!

Just another quick interlude with an old friend here - sorry about the delay getting this to you all, I spent literally a week drawing that lovingly rendered panel at the end.Haha no I didn't but I think it's way more hilarious than the real explanation so I'm stickin to it.Also Ta-Tanic won handily! Congrats, that will be coming up in the comic in a bit. Hopefully this voting is turning into an entertaining way for everyone to participate outside of the commands, since I know there can be something of a gap between submission and my actual use of a lot of them.

[Ray]: STRIFE?It's impossible to STRIFE because your TOOL CACHE has sadly been completely emptied. You've got no writing utensils left to fight with whatsoever, leaving you completely defenseless.You're also paralyzed with fear, but that's just a side note.[Ray]: attempt to aquire Tahusprite's Kanohi HauYou consider yelling to Tahusprite for help but abstain - for one thing, he just said he was powerless. For another you're still too stubborn to ask that jerksprite for help.[Ray]: Hop onto the tank and open fire on your attacker.Yes! Of course! At the last second you pull out your secret PENGUINATOR - the secondary function of your beloved childhood toy that is only to be used in the worst of emergency situations. His BEAK OF JUSTICE is more than enough to decimate even the worst of foes - and it will certainly be more than enough to finish off this ruffian once and for all! You feel a rush of excitement as your once terrifying foe is reduced to ashes, and are shocked to then see scantily clad, cake-laden maidens springing forth from the secondary hatch of your tank. You and your new found friends join together in revelry and delight - but suddenly in a most SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS your throat is obstructed by a PREPOSTEROUSLY LARGE SLICE OF CAKE. Your friends gather and mourn as their joy turns to sorrow in this celebration turned wake. Ashes to ashes, bikini to cake slice.[Ray]::::You hope somebody tells people that's how it went at your funeral anyway.[Ray]::::It's a shame, you really were looking forward to being alive.[Ray]::::Sadly, BUDDYBOT has other plans, and there's nothing you can do.Except...[Ray]: Get out of it. You escape using the only method you can - the somewhat tricky and frequently denigrated PERSPECTASWITCH. Who could you be now? Who, who, who?

HEY WOAH WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME A BIRTHDAY WAS GOING ON????