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Yeah! I want it for Exuberant and Buck. I think they'd only be compatible with Warzone gametypes as an optional replacement to Palmer, but if I hear them in Arena gametypes, I'd be pleasantly surprised.

Dang, bro. I couldn't imagine sleeping a mile in your shoes. I'm a bit of a night owl who has to wake up early almost every morning, so I contemplate disappearing to faraway lands every week.

That's a complex but well-thought-out system. I would honestly be on board with that. It could also encourage teammates to lend a hand in any way they can. They'll be fighting for points, but wearing the boss down nonetheless.

He recently told me he's recovering at this point, so he should hopefully be back in action soon. As for you, you must be dying right now! When do you get to sleep, man?!

In Halo, every second counts. A second spent in death is a second you could be using against an enemy. With less time in death, there's more time to attack. The WZFF timer should get a massive cutback and a massive improvement on the assists would be lovely. Minimal damage or not, I still sped up that boss' death by entire seconds.

Axilus has a raging case of the flu, "raging" being the keyword. I think he needs a little more time before getting back in there.

your victory. With Halo 5, it's being held back by its own respawn policies. Even 20 seconds before respawn is never okay in any game.

It's an unfair crutch for whatever enemy team is playing, whether it's other players or CPUs. It's an easy win if the other team is too busy twiddling their thumbs watching the timer take its time. We really don't need extended respawn timers as a punishment. In Team Fortress 2, the respawn timers never went above 10. This was plenty of time to reevaluate strategy, but also get back into the action in a short amount of time. With enemies respawning so quickly, you had to earn...

"Let's hold off on respawning Needler117 until The Root dies."

*The Root dies in one hit*

"Get comfy, Root. Needler117, PieKing50, SkullfaceX, and Urmum all have to die at the same time before you can respawn."

It's like you gotta sit around and wait for everyone to respawn as you try to snipe the boss(es) and get some progress done while you wait.

I hate that so much, I fail to see how anyone could PRETEND to enjoy that! As if all that wasn't bad enough, the camera is fixed upon the boss(es), mocking you simply by being alive and having a full health bar. You could die during the final round, take a week-long vacation overseas, and return to find that you're still dead and the boss is untouched.

And it takes, I dunno, no more than two seconds to spawn a vehicle while you're alive! The seven additional seconds really makes death feel like an eternity...

Easily my least favorite part of WZFF. I can take sucky teammates, I can take ridiculously unfair foot-soldiers, and I can take arsepull objectives. Why? If I just respawn fast enough, it'll be easy for me to get back out there and pull my weight in an effort to win the match. But when I have to wait 30+ seconds to respawn, I contemplate giving up the gametype entirely. In WZFF, a lot can and cannot happen in 30 seconds.

As in do a little, do nothing afterward, and when the team somehow wins, the farmers pat themselves on the back? Either way, I hate it when people don't do their share or put in a genuine effort to do their share. Halo is literally the story of people doing their shares and then some! Putting that aside, I'm very sure that farmers are big contributors to many of my WZFF losses.

Also, thanks for adding me!

Not to mention those goshdarn ratios that everyone cares about so much. The performance ratios ruin the game, if you ask me. Let's not forget the folks who just sit around and do nothing on the final round of WZFF. Makes my blood boil; I'm tellin' you.

You know, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Free up your life a little, and then fill it up a bit with a job.

Yeah, Halo 5's player base leaves a lot to be desired. Just played a few matches and I got some undesirable teammates against some painfully good opponents. From now on, I'm keeping the Halo 5 optimism to a minimum.

Also, you're Malice from Xbox, right?

The profile feed cut that question out.

But if I'm pessimistic, I can't smile like the job requires. When I play Halo, I'm a different guy. My determination increases and I gain a sudden hatred for losing. In my more recent multiplayer games, however, I did display a degree of optimism. As for the job, I'm aware that all jobs will have their cons; it's a matter of trying to outweigh them. I suggest trying Harris Teeter. If you have a good skill that they should use, I recommend telling them about it.

Thanks! Honestly, I could use the practice. Properly dealing with rude people all day is something I gotta have locked down. Also, not every customer's gonna be rude, so I can't be completely pessimistic.

That should hopefully simplify the hunt for you! With all the businesses being around due to the urbanization, I'm confident that you'll come across something you like soon.

Meanwhile, I finally got a job! It's at a Chick-Fil-A outside my town. Good thing I won't be the guy in the cow suit!

My town doesn't feel like hiring me, so I rarely apply anywhere in there anymore, but I'll have to get back to doing that soon, just in case. I've actually been getting more interviews outside of my home town, but all of the interviews are possibly outside of the 5-mile radius.

The tailor will get right down to it. Boy, this parade will be something to remember! Also want it to be ticker-tape or no confetti? I have amassed tons of unpaid bills that I could shred.

Oh, okay. I wish you luck in your job search! I'm currently job searching and it's one of the most trying things I've ever done. Yeah, I don't do much, so job hunting is one of the hardest things I've done. Anyway, it's gonna be tough to find something that matches your criteria, but it isn't impossible. Just keep looking!

Yeah, good point. A lot of things can happen throughout the day, especially at Wal-Mart. Like you said, all sorts of people come in and all sorts of jobs are taken on, and that keeps things fresh and... interesting. So, you've had a job worse than Wal-Mart?

Oh, now I get it. Good thing that's the only time it happened to you! I don't think all retail employees run into that problem, so you've had a pretty unique day at work to say the least.

I never knew $2 bills were capable of that! Man, those poor customers! So, I might have missed this part, but why was the till closed? I'm sorry I asked; I'm just wondering.

Only once, huh? The rarity of those bills is truly incredible... How long did it take to work around the bill when you held up the line? That's gotta take a little bit, if you ask me, but what do I know?

Ah, I see how that is. Messes up the flow of work, I guess. Good thing you didn't get many of those bills, right?