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I'm unfamiliar with the layout of the till, so I'm guessing you're saying that the bill could get stuck somewhere?

I'll bet if a cashier rolled the bill up, it could fit.

While I've never been a cashier, I'm still aware that they have to work quickly, so it really is an honest mistake. I have a question, though. Say you have time to recognize that you have a $2 bill in your hand and you're going to put it in the till. Where does it go?

It's funny how you discovered the existence of $2 bills by accident! I see how the mistake was made, though. As I've said, the bills are rare, so cash registers never have a designated space for those things. I guess the person who used the till before you didn't find an extra space to put that bill.

I don't blame you for not knowing. They're such a rarity, that I wasn't taught about them when learning about money in elementary school. I had to learn about their existence when learning in my spare time (surprisingly, I did that when I was a kid). Also, I've only ever had one or two $2 bills in my possession, but that's hardly a surprise.

Let's just say there's a reason why YouTube doesn't brandish that slogan anymore.

I will admit; that was a stupid question, but you must understand that the float designer has some odd ideas. But now that the couch situation is cleared up, you don't have to stand and wave at the crowds! After all, you'll need rest after your astounding journey.

Done! Would you like a non-cactus couch on the float as well?

Any time, brave soul! Also, the mayor has greenlit the parade! What would you like on your float?

Probably because you did! I'm calling the city council. We will throw a parade in your honor!

Aw, NO! I walked straight into that one! Curse you and your cleverly insane joke!

Hm, I like that moral. As long as people aren't using it as an excuse to be the biggest idiot on the hemisphere, I just might recommend it.

I love how you struck that balance. You went nuts, but remained sane enough to know exactly what you were doing so you could stick to the plan.

Oh yeah, go check out some blogs to get a feel of how it works if you want.

Wow! You never struck me as a rebel! In all seriousness, did you keep your usual "speech" and level-headedness the whole time? That would have been amazing.

This happened. This has never happened before. You are the first person in history to achieve this. And your granny and goat are back, so how are you feeling?

There's always the blog if you got premier membership. I'm very sure that you can talk about whatever you want in there as long as it's appropriate. Also, seeing a rant out of you would be kinda funny.

Also, your story was cut off. What happened next?

Make it so that never happened! Go, you brave, majestic creature!

It's been a staple for years but back before the forum overhaul, this feature was out in the open, so I don't blame you. For the future, there's something in the settings where you can get a notification every time somebody posts in your profile feed.

I say keep going if it works for you. I just find it a little funny and if you keep being calm and level-headed, it'll remain funny. Of course, now I'm waiting for you to possibly post a rant...