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O rly? Well then I'll have to seriously consider becoming a raptor then.

And as you leave the world of putting things off, I am entering it. I don't think I've updated The Settling Shadow in over a month. It was supposed to be finished in October . The Calling is awesome. There is no other word to describe it. I've done a review.

Even I wouldn't make someone endure such torture. Okay, maybe I killed my little sister with over exposure to Purple Dinosaurs, and I might have permanently damaged my brother's brain with Telletubbies, but I would NEVER use HSM on ANYONE!

Where is Roq and what have you done with hiz bonez?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Luke said so.

My brother is: In 2009 Taipu is a Rahi.

Actually, I've only read the first chapter. (It was good though). Haven't gotten around to the rest.

NO! *runsawayasfastaspossible*

*pants*

I escaped it.

*Shade's head falls from the sky*

And I can escape that!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rubshandstogetherevilly*

My plan worked! He's gone! Phase one of MEPFWD (My epic plan for world domination) is complete. Now, to slip that powder in Tohu's coffee. Wait! Why am I typing this in Det's profile?

Oh well, he can't possibly know of MEPFWD. The only thing that he could possibly use to defeat me is Shade's head. And I can esc

But your father was Darth Vader!

That's good news. I'll pass that along to my little bro. He's been waiting on an update to that for ages.

The MEPFWD!

(My epic plan for world domination)

It's all part of the plan.

I'm recovering, though my throat is a little sore.

But it IS your destiny! Join me and Sev and we can defeat Tohu and rule BZP! :evilgrinandevillaugh:

Mine was bad, though not absolutely horrible. I have a history of getting strep this time of year, so I was prepared for it.

Yah. I know all about stuff like EVs and IVs. It just got boring after a while.

Sick actually. Strep throat and all that.

What evil plan? *waves hand mysteriously* This isn't the plan you're looking for.

What about Health Insurance? Eating all those Toa and Makuta could make one sick. I need to know all the options, lol.

We must infect their masks and make them move to AZ! I'm still on the look out for others. I'll report back to Republic Command Central if I find one.

*rips apart epic in scathing review*

Your puny defenses could not stop me! Not when I have my army of exploding cookies!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*EVILESTGRIN*

I know another one, my little brother: In 2009 Taipu is a Rahi.

That makes five of us Arizonans. Not many

Ello!

Well, you're the only other BZP member that I've seen from my state. Who is the other?

I might become a Raptor soon. Do you guys have retirement funds?

*Gives pastry* *Eats pie*

Schweet! Take your time writing them, but post them as soon as possible. Ima gunna tear em apart in ma review. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I dunno, yeh sould be. I'll add you!