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Schnee 1

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  1. Schnee 1
    My baby cousin repeats everything he hears.
     
    My dad, at that moment, said the word "discuss."
     
    Naturally, my baby cousin said the word "discuss."
     
    Which got me thinking....
     
    Dissing isn't allowed on BZP.
     
    Cussing isn't allowed on BZP.
     
    But discussing is its purpose!

  2. Schnee 1
    I have dedicated this entry to the brave men and women (who we fight with) that have died in the heroic Battle of Normandy in Call of Duty 3. Please pay your respects as necessary.
     
    Sergeant Frank McCullin, 29th Infantry Division
     
    Corporal Mike "Dix" Dixon, 29th Infantry Division
     
    Isabelle Dufontaine, Marquis Resistance Fighter
     
    Sergeant Jonathon Callard, 4th Canadian Divison, Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders of Canada
     
    Private Leslie Baron, 4th Canadian Divison, Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders of Canada
     
    Corporal Joakim Rudinski, Polish 1st Armored Division
     
    Sergeant Lukasz Kowalski, Polish 1st Armored Division

     

  3. Schnee 1
    STEWIE GRIFFIN beat OSAMA BIN LADEN with a RUBBER CHICKEN.
     
    GREG PROOPS made a BLOWTORCH out of HAM, COMPRESSED OXYGEN, and DUCT TAPE.
     
    ANGUS MacGYVER made an ULTRALIGHT PLANE out of DUCT TAPE, TRASH BAGS, BAMBOO, and A CEMENT MIXER.
     
    What can YOU do?

  4. Schnee 1
    Last night I had a dream in which I beat our football team completely single-handedly, dressed in our rival school's uniform, and now in the morning I can't find my favorite hockey jersey.
     
    Now what do you suppose that means?

  5. Schnee 1
    THAT'S A TRUMPET MADE OF VEGETABLES =O
     
    It's actually from a band known as the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra. I saw them on Head Games, if anyone else is dorky enough to be spending their Saturday night alone watching a game show Anyway, look them up.

  6. Schnee 1
    "Lego" is not the plural of Lego.
     
    "[Don't bypass the filter. -Bfa]" is the plural of Lego.
     
    "Wow, mom, look! It's the Empire State Building made out of Lego!" = :angry:
    "Wow mom, look! It's the Empire State Building made out of [pudding : D -Bfa]!" =
     
    Capiché?

  7. Schnee 1
    Could someone give me tips on how to soup up my blog? It seems rather bland, after looking at Sumiki's and Lhikevikk's and Black Six's and.... *list goes on*

  8. Schnee 1
    OK, say you wanted to go back in time to, oh, say you had to influence your toddler self to do something. In reality, if did go back in time, you would remember a strange future version of yourself coming to visit you, and so you would have probably done what he wanted and influenced yourself, thereby making yourself what you are, and nothing would have been changed. So, the cycle continues through countless timelines:
    You see a strange future version of yourself when you're a toddler You influence yourself according to his instructions Years later, you go back in time to influence your past toddler self He grows up, goes back in time, and the cycle repeats endlessly. Confused? You should be.
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