Kohrak Kal17

Lemonslemonslemons!

--KK17

Mine hits a perfect B flat note in 440 Hz.

But which part of the toilet did you get your note from? I got it from the top of the tank.

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You're killing me!

--KK17

Earwax.

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Brickeen's is secretly a secret agent!

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Just wondering, why the bump?

--KK17

1. What is my life's philosophy?

Bengabad block [My philosophy is a place where people live, apparently]

2. What will my last words be?

List of National Natural Landmarks in Arizona [i don't even know what any of those places are!]

3. How am I feeling today?

Michel Waisvisz [Dead?]

4. What is my theme song?

Entrenched Player's Dilemma [Hey! We both got something economically realated]

5. What will my wedding be like?

Kovilje [A place in Serbia with 15 people. I don't think so]

6. What will my funeral be like?

Miss Brasil 2000 [Nah uh]

7. How will I be remembered?

Channel letters [i'll be remembered as a sign letter?]

8. What is some good advice for me?

Jordan Cove Energy Project [What?]

9. What is my life's dream?

Boca Del Mar, Florida [Never even heard of that place]

10. What's my kind of lady/man?

Peter Demos [um...]

11. How do people see me?

Cling [Huh?]

12. How would I describe this page?

1980–81 Buffalo Sabres season [i have not seen anything relating to that on this blog page...]

13. How would I describe my best friend?

Vilsoni Hereniko [no]

14. What's in store for this week?

Thomas Henry Tizard [so a zombie is coming this week?]

15. How would I describe my parents?

Al-Sadaqua Walsalam Stadium [parents =/= stadium]

16. If I had one wish, what would I wish for?

Agamodon [Well, maybe. That might be pretty cool (unless they're hard to keep)]

17. What do my friends think of me?

Jan Shipps [A thinker; maybe. Other stuff; no]

18. What is said about me behind my back?

Carthage Jail [0_o]

19. What do I think of this questionnaire?

Sado Province [if this means random, yes]

20. How will I die?

Q-Cells [some company I don't know of is going to kill me?]

21. Who will I marry?

19754 Paclements [i'm marrying...an asteroid?]

22. What is my true self really like?

Tritonia hombergii [wat²]

23. What is the most important goal I could ever achieve?

Shabnam Surayyo [wat³]

24. If I were to be reincarnated, who or what would I become?

Valentina Tsybulskaya [wait, there'll be two identical persons?]

25. Instead of filling out this stupid questionnaire, what better thing could I be doing right now?

SKIV2L2 [wat⁴]

--KK17

Lhik, ur doin it wrong

You have equivocated the term "beauty." Truth's beauty is not the same as appearance beauty.

Therefore, your sorite, although valid, is not sound.

or else, beauty and appearances are also lies.

and sumiki, get rid of that random fourth term there...

--KK17

Is there any chance that your eyes will be a rainbow?

--KK17

ZIP IT.

Your zipper, obviously.

--KK17

I official rename you Zippy Zipperson the Zoinky Zapper of Zipzippar.

 

Happy now?

But that's not a promotion; that's just a different name.

Not complaining about the name though.

--KK17

Stop by the Bionicle Media Project to download the game.

--KK17

The title.

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It is definitely not mine; I have never made an approval up to this point in time.

--KK17

BlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskiteBlatherskite

--KK17

Awesome.

And can I have a payment increase-less promotion?

--KK17

Reserve a space for my blog approval please.

--KK17

Oooh... Explosions!

Video is a must.

--KK17

Have you guys tried a peanut butter, jelly, and pickle sandwich?

--KK17

Anything that is whole grain is healthy.

 

Anything that is healthy tastes horrible.

Does whole grain potato chips with plenty of salt count?

--KK17

There is the acronym function.

--KK17

A huge sig takes up half of the space you're viewing. A T-shirt takes up a lot less unless you're examining it. But when you're examining a T-shirt, it's not annoying.

--KK17

And "GO ON BZP."

--KK17

F is secretly E. It just lost that bottom leg.

--KK17

Who is this Gornt you speak of?

--KK17