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  1. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Shakespeare created more than 1700 words of the modern English language. These include bedroom, barefaced, birthplace, bloodstained, coldblooded, courtship, countless, dauntless, eyeball, green-eyed, hobnob, lackluster, madcap, moonbeam, noiseless, outbreak, remorseless, and worthless.
     
    Don't you see? He wasn't a Klingon...
     
    ...he was a Le-Matoran!
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    HIS PREEMINENCE, THE SUPREME KAL-FAN EMPEROR
    -Toa Lhikevikk-

    THE EMPEROR'S CHIEF EXECUTIONER
    Kohrak Kal17
    Assisstant:
    Caliga

    CAPTAIN OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN ARMY
    Vocals
    Army Members:
    Republic Commando Niner
    Max Power

    HIS PREEMINENCE'S PERSONAL STRIKEFORCE MASTER
    1/2 of Sumiki
    Strikeforce Members:
    [none yet lol]


    SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE KAL-FAN AGENCY OF INTELLIGENCE (AND LACK THEREOF)
    Kaitan #2 Lavasurfer
    Agency Members:
    [none yet lol]

    ADMIRAL OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN SKY-SEA-SPACE FLEET
    HBOMEGA10
    Fleet Members:
    Cherixon [Admiral's assisstant]

    ENEMIES OF HIS PREEMINENCE THE KAL-FAN EMPEROR
    Any and all members of the Official Kal Haters Club, especially Boss Brickeens

    COFFEE BEARER
    Kohrak Kal17/Brickeens
  7. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    A friend of mine made this and told me to post it in my blog. Well I wouldn't call it the world's hardest, as I figured it out in a few minutes -- (or did I? ), along with the math trick behind it.
     
    HINT: It's actually-- [gets sucked into black hole]
     
    EDIT: For the record guys, I just noticed that his handwriting is kinda vague so the numbers of steps required is SIX, no more, no less.
  10. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Santa Claus

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    ...there are actually parents who delibrately brainwash their kids into believing that there's this fat bearded guy who pilots a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer and jumps down the chimneys of every child's house on the planet delivering presents (which somehow all fit into his sleigh) in a single night, before returning to his home on the North Pole where he compiles lists of the activities of every single child in the world, categorizing them based on the morality of their actions?
     
    Wow.
     
    Who knows what else they lie so blatently about.
     
    Before re-posting this entry, please remove comment 15, as it contains leet/chatspeak. Thanks! -Nukaya
     
    EDIT: Does simply removing the offending word count?
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    O Noez

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    Holes are devloping in all my favorite socks.
     
    (And bonus points to anyone who can explain the origins of the phrase "O NOEZ!" I've figured it out, let's see if you can. )
  12. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Well, I'm good old-fashioned -Toa Lhikevikk- again.
     
    So, in light of Ziko's recent proclamation that all Mafia games be Bionicle- or Lego-related in more than name to stay in G&T, I'm using this entry to let us get together to brainstorm a Mafia game with heavy Bionicle content.
  15. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    (I'd do Michael Jackson and Ted Kennedy but we've got every other tabloid to cover them anyway.)
     
    The V Report: The W. "B." Mays Casefile
    Compiled by: Matthew W. w/ info gathered by Andrew T. and Joseph C.
    Date/Time/Location of incident: 7:45 AM, 28/06/09, Tampa, Florida
    Type of incident: Unexplained Death
     
    According to news reports, William Darrel "Billy" Mays, Jr. died of heart disease on June 28, 2009. But according to Billy Mays fact #98,725, Mays had no heart. He had a Tesla resonator. Instantly suspicious...
     
    Mays was an OxiClean salesman. Now, OxiClean HAS THE POWER TO REMOVE THE TOUGHEST STAINS FROM CARPETS! CLOTHING! FURNITURE! AND MORE! BUT WAIT! CALL WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR AND YOU'LL ALSO GET--
     
    Bah, if you know who we're talking about, you'd know what OxiClean is already. Some other questions need asking...
    1. How could he die of heart disease if he had no heart?
    2. Who were OxiClean's competitors?
    3. What were those crop circles on his lawn? What's that? The news didn't mention those? Hmm...
    4. Who is this "Vince Offer" person? And why is he in jail?
    5. Are there any secret messages in the OxiClean ads?
    6. What other products did he sell?
     
    Andrew T. and Joseph C. have manged to dig this info up on Vince Offer:
    -Born on April 25, 1964 in Haifa, Isreal (possibly forged, according to our investigations)
    -First seen in a "comedy" movie that you don't need to know about
    -Advertises ShamWow and the Slap Chop (ooh, that last one sounds violent)
    -Arrested for something that you also don't need to know about
    -Has a creepy smile O_O
     
    The last three just scream "alien" to you, don't they? But back to OxiClean. It would put vacuum cleaners out of business, no? We already know that the vacuum cleaner business is in cohoots with aliens to take over the world. (We will explain this in a future casefile.)
     
    We have already concluded that Vince Offer is secretly an alien posing as a human. And now for the shocker... (obtained by M.W. from an informant known onl as "Xaeraz"):

    It is also common knowledge that everything you read on the internet is true. (Unless the aliens are behind it.) Here are five very reliable facts:
    1. Under his beard, Billy Mays has no chin. Just another set of vocal cords. (Why wasn't this revealed in the autopsy?)
    2. When he was a child, Billy Mays had his tonsils removed and replaced with megaphones. (Same here.)
    3. Billy Mays doesn't have lungs. He has sub-woofers. (Again, the coroners would have mentioned this.)
    4. Billy Mays has no heart. He has a Tesla resonator. (How could he have had heart disease, then?)
    5. Archaeologists in India recently discovered a new dinosaur. It was actually a bunch of dinosaurs, but it appears that the one in the middle killed the others by yelling at them. The dinosaur was originally called Billymaysaurus, but the Indian government made the archaeologists change it, because Billy Mays cannot die.
     
    That's right, he's alive, in hiding, no doubt. I, Matthew White, have already already sent my two best agents, Andrew T. and Joseph C., in search of Mays and Offer respectively. We'll keep you posted on this mission. May the Farce be with you.
     
    LONG LIVE YOUR LAUNDRY!
     
     
     
     
  23. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    woot premier week is over and i still have my blog for the rest of the year 8D (I've been using that emote a lot lately, haven't I?)
     
    10: Gelu has an Inika torso, Strakk has an ugly custom. (No customs in my blog. > INIKA TORSOS FTW!)
    9: Gelu's job makes him travel the planet. All Strakk does is fight a little and go home.
    8. Gelu stopped being a Glatorian so he could be a caravan guard and that's cool. Strakk stopped being a Glatorian because he tried to kill Ackar and that's not cool.
    7. Gelu will only rob you if it was the right thing to do. Strakk will rob you and couldn't care less.
    6. Gelu battled Fero and defeated him. (Not to mention looked awesome doing it.) Strakk battled Fero and got owned. (Not to mention looked like a total noob.)
    5. Gelu has a cool-looking helmet. Strakk has an ugly helmet.
    4. Gelu fights pirates. Strakk fights retired soldiers.
    3. Gelu is slim, tall, and handsome, Strakk is a disturbingly skinny hunchback.
    2. Gelu did all sorts of cool things in Raid on Vulcanus, Strakk just did a few boooooring things.
    1. Gelu has an awesome sword. Strakk has a boring axe.
     
    Gelu rocks, Strakk sucks.
     
    (Gelu also wants you to join the V Team. The universe is at stake, people!)
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