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Makuta of Comedy

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  1. 10/10 sequel, continues the legacy. What will come next...
  2. You get your world peace, but now everything is extremely boring without any arguments ever occurring. I wish for a never ending glass of orange juice.
  3. Star is innocent I guarantee you all. Anyone voting for him is suspected mafia.
  4. I know it's not Starparu because he isn't having much to do with this game other than being in it, so I'm going to vote Underscore.
  5. Redux Awesomepacalypse Redux: 1 ----- That's right, it's back and it's going to be just as random and nonsensical as ever. Don't expect a schedule I'll follow, I'll post them as I make them. Feel free to discuss, throw out ideas, and comment in this topic. Keep it interesting.
  6. I have thought long and hard about what I have done during the short term suspension I carried out. I have come to the conclusion that I was obviously in the wrong here. I had unknowlingly skimmed the section in the rules concerning polls and the like. As such I will never again vote for the party who I would like to win. I apologize for any inconvienence I have caused and am sorry that everything went down the way it did. I realize that voting is wrong and hope there are no hard feelings.

  7. So where's the topic formally announcing the winner. I'm dying to know. Figured General Discussion would be as good a place as any to ask.
  8. **The Very End, Really This Time** 1. Mesonak 2. Mairanui 3. Jag 4. ToaRobot 5. Ehks 6. Watcher on the Walls 7. LJ 8. Toa K 9. Zakaro Toa K, Ehks, Mairanui, Zakaro and ToaRobot fled the Haunted House cuz they're wimps who are afraid of "dying". Pffffft. The real, true warriors stayed to fight over the Mansion. And there can only be one winner. Jag, Watcher on the Walls, Mesonak, LJ and Pupwa. No idea how Pupwa got here to fight, but Pupwa did show up. Jag vs. Watcher Mesonak vs. LJ Pupwa fights one of the winners, that got decided on a coin flip. Watcher stared down Jag, however Jag was too confident to notice. Jag pointed to the sky and screamed, "LOOK A DISTRACTION!" However this was a horrible attempt to get the upper hand because Watcher took two steps forward and killed him. Jag, Average Joe, Death by Duel Mesonak and LJ squared off to battle. "I didn't want it to end up like this, we were pretty close allies..." admitted LJ. Mesonak obviously felt differently because he took LJ's moment of weakness and used it to cut off his hands. He did not last very long. LJ, Average Joe, Death by Duel Watcher was chosen to face Pupwa in combat. Before they were both in proper place, Pupwa suddenly charged Watcher who was frozen in shock. This strategy would've worked had Pupwa not tripped over his dead body from earlier in the game. Pupwa, NPC, Death by Duel It all came down to this. Watcher vs. Mesonak. The battle of the century, it all comes down to this... They were an even match, but there can only be one winner. And that winner had to be chosen by coin toss because they both said "rock, paper, scizzors". Good job. Mesonak wins and the crowd goes wild, Watcher burrrrrnnnnnssssssssssssssssss. Watcher, Average Joe, Death by Duel And so the cowards who didn't stay and fight got to go back to their homes and lives. Mesonak now owns himself a kinda haunted Mansion so that's cool. He and Kaiser hang out some times and do poetry and stuff so that's cool. Legends say that even to this day you can hear Mesonak's poetry. Which is probably true because he yells it from the top of a Mansion through a mega-phone. Mesonak, Average Joe, Ultimate Winner Congrats to Mesonak, the supreme champion of Haunted House of Spooky Spookiness. Everyone else is a coward/dead. You know who you are. And goodnight. Boom.
  9. **The Final Battle?** Portal stood over the freshly killed body of Blade, however The Big Bad (Ehks) quickly stepped in to ruin his day. Blade, Average Joe, Killed by The Possessed Villains "It could only end one way..." comments Portal. "And that way will be your death," Ehks exclaims. A huge fight between the two broke out. It was probably the single most epic thing to have ever happened ever. Punches were thrown, people ducked, things happened. Portal threw a chair once and Ehks caught on fire somehow. It was really crazy, too bad you guys couldn't see it. In the end, there could only be one victor. Ehks stood out on top, killing Portal almost instantly. It was a really, really quick fight. There was no "huge fight" or epic battle. How anticlimactic... Portal, Possessed Villain, Killed by The Big Bad Upon waking up, those remaining celebrated Ehks as a hero. With no more obstacles standing in their way, those remaining made short work of the remaining floors, everything seemed to have ended okay... Or did it? You all stop just before exiting the house. The house no longer has an owner you realize, and that owner could potentially be you! ------ 1. Mesonak 2. Mairanui 3. Jag 4. ToaRobot 5. Ehks 6. Watcher on the Walls 7. LJ 8. Toa K 9. Zakaro I believe this is the list of remaining survivors. Only one person can own the house. However you don't have to fight for it. You can choose to leave the house behind and never come back. You have 48 hours to PM me your choice. If you choose to stay and fight, PM me your choice of Rock, Paper, Scizzors. Put down 3 in whatever order you want. If you choose to run, you don't have to PM me.
  10. -Attempted Mafia Killing- SwimmingBeard: 3 ToaRobot: LJ: 1 Mesonak: Watcher on the Walls: Null: -The Big Bad Killing- Portal Nuvia: Ehks: SwimmingBeard: 3 Chro: ToaRobot: Null: 1 ------ And so SwimmingBeard was found guilty of being both Mafian and The Big Bad... Such is how things be. He was brought to the center of the room, and held down for imminent exorcizing. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" SwimmingBeard screamed as the knife killed him. The room glowed red, a telltale sign that a Possessed Villain had been taken down. SwimmingBeard, Possessed Villain, Lynching by Exorcism "Just to be sure..." Mesonak said, as he stabbed the body a second time. SwimmingBeard, Possessed Villain, Stabbed again and not The Big Bad So it would seem The Big Bad lives to kill another day. The group decided it was high time to go back to the Dining Room-time. ------ 1st Floor: Entrance Room 2nd Floor: Dining Room <- You are now here 3rd Floor: Pool Room 4th Floor: Bed Rooms 5th Floor: The Attic Room ------ Mafians PM me who wants to die next. Average Joes if you want to use your death block let me know. Next murder scene 48 hours from 8:00 today.
  11. **Here We Go Again** The Big Bad had his hands full, so many people to choose from, and he hoped he could choose right. Late, late, late that night the Big Bad crept around, thinking long and hard about who he wanted to kill. He came upon Kuan and his instincts told him he was right. He reached down, grabbed Kuan, and quickly finished him off. He immediately knew something was wrong when nothing happened. Kuan, Average Joe, Killed by The Big Bad "Well, it would seem we can't always win," Said The Big Bad. He threw the body at the center of the room and returned to sleeping. Even later-er-er that night, the mafia decided that they would strike. They crept around just like The Big Bad had done earlier, finally choosing a target. The Possessed Villain walked towards Ehks, but then... Ehks jumped up and shined his flashlight right in the Mafian's eyes. "AUGH THE LIGHT, IT BURNZ!!" Screamed the Mafian as he ran away, hands over his eyes. Ehks took this opportunity to look cool, and holstered his flashlight after doing a neat trick with it, or something like that. Ehks, Death Block, Attempted Murder by the Possessed Villains This of course woke everyone up, and as soon as they all gathered together they decided something had to be done. ------ -Attempted Mafia Killing- SwimmingBeard: ToaRobot: LJ: Mesonak: Watcher on the Walls: Null: -The Big Bad Killing- Portal Nuvia: Ehks: SwimmingBeard: Chro: ToaRobot: Null: ------ 1st Floor: Entrance Room 2nd Floor: Dining Room 3rd Floor: Pool Room <- You are now here 4th Floor: Bed Rooms 5th Floor: The Attic Room ------ Voting ends at 8:00 P.M tommorow. You can only change your votes twice, and remember to say who you are changing it from
  12. Mafia Killing: Blade: Chro: 4 Mairanui: Watcher on the Walls: ToaRobot: 1 Null: 2 The Big Bad Killing: Ehks: Blade: Kuan: Mairanui: Mesonak: 1 Null: 6 ------ So after MT was mourned, the crowd was ready to see blood spilled. Chro was chosen to face the wrath of the exorcism knife, lucky him. Toa K dragged him forward and threw him to the ground. "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS!" Chro exclaimed as the knife pierced his face. He immediately exploded in a large cloud of red stuff. And in most cases red stuff usually means evil. In this case, it was evil. Chro, Possessed Villain, Lynching by Exorcism The crowd went wild, a large party was held and etc, etc. Spirits were high and such, someone even made waffles. As for the Big Bad, he was paraded as a hero so few to no one voted for him. Things were looking up for the Average Joes, who had been having a poor time up to this point. Maybe those remaining would get out alive? So they moved on down to the Pool Room, yet again. ------ 1st Floor: Entrance Room 2nd Floor: Dining Room 3rd Floor: Pool Room <- You are now here 4th Floor: Bed Rooms 5th Floor: The Attic Room ------ Mafians PM me who wants to die next. Average Joes if you want to use your death block let me know. Next murder scene 48 hours from 8:00 today.
  13. Swapped Unit for Watcher on the Walls, didn't realize he was dead. 1. Mesonak 2. Portal Nuvia 3. Kuan 4. Blade (Colette Llyan) 5. Mairanui 6. Jag 7. ToaRobot 8. Chro 9. Ehks 10. Watcher on the Walls 11. SwimmingBeard 12. LJ 13. Toa K 14. Zakaro I believe these are the only people still alive. Correct me if I am wrong.
  14. **The Big Bad** It was the dead of night; everyone in a sleep so deep that they wouldn't wake up even if you kicked them in the face. It was the perfect time for someone to die... Which is why something was going to happen. And that something- murder. MT woke up from his deep sleep, and he instantly knew he was going to be next. "Welp, I knew it was going to come to this," MT explained. He started to run down a hallway, because that's worked out really well for everyone else. MT narrowly avoided tripping over Pupwa's dead body, dodged several knives flying through the air, and disarmed a bomb with a stick of gum and a tooth pick. There was nothing he could do to prevent his head from being removed from his body. Which is exactly what happened. He died. MT, Average Joe, Killed by The Possessed Villains/Decapitation Afterwards the mafia were enjoying a nice meal of cupcakes and hot coco. However this was quickly interrupted by the Big Bad who has finally come into his powers. He came in swinging and quickly made a mess of all the things. He grabbed the only Mafian who couldn't get away, Pulse. Pulse immediately burst into flames and was soon nothing more than a pile of ashes. Pulse, Possessed Villain, Killed by The Big Bad/Incineration Upon waking up, MT's body was discovered in a person-sized fast food bag. And worst of all they forgot the large drink with their order. So that was horrifying. Pulse's ashes were swept up by LJ and unceremoniously dropped out the window. The Detective came up with more lists for both killings, and so here they are. ------ Mafia Killing: Blade: Stuff, suspicious. Chro: Who knows why he's suspicious, but it's suspicious. Mairanui: Constantly votes after the time is up, suspicious. Watcher on the Walls: Watches things, suspicious. ToaRobot: He's been on no suspect list, suspicious. Null: He's been on every suspect list, suspicious. The Big Bad Killing: Ehks: Blah Blade: Blah Kuan: Blah Mairanui: Blah Mesonak: Blah Null: Reasons ------ 1st Floor: Entrance Room 2nd Floor: Dining Room 3rd Floor: Pool Room 4th Floor: Bed Rooms <- You are here 5th Floor: The Attic Room ------ Voting ends at 8:00 P.M tommorow. You can only change your votes twice, and remember to say who you are changing it from
  15. LJ: 1 Ehks: 0 SwimmingBeard: 3 Chro: 2 Unit: 4 Null: 1 ------ The votes were tallied and by a narrow landslide SwimmingBeard was saved from the exorcism knife. Unit was not nearly as fortunate. As he was dragged to the center of the room for his painful exorcism he yelled his final parting words... "DON'T FORGET TO SHOP DURING BARGAIN SALEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS," Unit screamed loudly. Meso quickly stabbed him with the exorcism knife and bleh he died. Unit, Average Joe, Lynching by Exorcism Yep, another Average Joe lynched it would seem, things are not looking good. Or something like that. Everyone sadly decided to move down a floor, to the... BED ROOMS! (again) ------ 1st Floor: Entrance Room 2nd Floor: Dining Room 3rd Floor: Pool Room 4th Floor: Bed Rooms <- You are now here 5th Floor: The Attic Room ------ Mafians PM me who wants to die next. Average Joes if you want to use your death block let me know. Next murder scene 48 hours from 8:00 today.
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