SPIRIT

I was testing your worth as a sacrifice to the volcano deity.

The running gags were tired and needed a rest.

Broken leg and I'm well on the road to recovery, thanks. It's just a matter of building up all the muscle I lost.

Yeah, Ace, Geocities pulled the plug, I'm afraid. Don't worry, a replacement is on the way. Also, thanks for the congratulations, guys.

I tend to avoid suggestions, as they interfere with the comedic flow, but we'll see how things pan out.

Try assimilating things from online tutorials. That should make the more complex programming a lot easier.

He's uh... getting pie? And waiting for a good place of comedic insertion.

Adobe Flash

In terms of cost? Several hundred dollars.

The trial version is free, but that only lasts for a few days.

Look again.

o rly?

Ever heard of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

Hey, I closed it for restructuring. If I have my way, the new OGD will be better than ever.

Vorox, I guess. I haven't really thought about it.

That's unpossible.

I'm also the first person in history to get it.

Sounds like you need to take a trip to Wikipedia.

I take it you've seen my trailer, then.

Ever heard of the Magna Carta?

If you want. I can't really ban people, though.

None are in the works at the moment, but as Ms. Frizzle says, "never say never."

My brain seems to be hard-wired to make things funny. That's just how I think. If you want to write your own comedy, you can borrow my brain if you want. I'll need it back rather quickly, though, since I don't know if my body can figure out how to pump blood and breathe on its own.

How can you use a lightsaber if you're a ghost?