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In Soviet Russia

Germany, Lego, Cars, Guns, TV, Computer, TV from the olden days (E.G. Hogan's Heroes), Top Gear, BZP, Food Network (Awwww Right!), food, wii, parodies, BRICKARMS ROFLBOMBER ATTACK!!!!!! KABOOM!!!! SOI!!!!!!<br />Fav Songs<br />1.When I Was Young by The Animals<br />2.Lasagna by Weird Al Yankovic<br />3.How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20<br />4.G.I Blues by Elvis Presley<br />5.One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic<br />6.You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog by Elvis Presley<br />7.Hearts and Stars by Cage 9<br />8.I Don't Like You by Electric Six <br />9.So Says I by The Shins<br />10.Saint Simon by The Shins<br />11.Going in The Right Direction by Robert & The Family Band Randolph<br />12.Highway Blues by Marc Seals<br />To Be Finished...<br />In Soviet Russia: <br />The road doesn't fork, you do<br />No matter how you wear your hat, your wearing it wrong<br />It is illegal to use abbreviations<br />There is only one radio station and you must be wearing tin foil to hear it<br />You can only smoke if your cigarette is between your teeth<br />To have rights, you must be able to speak at least 5 languages in Russian<br />RIP MJ and BM