JMSOG

you ever have one of those days, where you empty out your pockets and wonder about their contents? you ask questions like, "why is there a safety pin in my pocket?" "why do i not remember putting a safety pin in my pocket?" and "if it wasn't me, WHO put the safety pin in my pocket?" yeah, it's one of those days

alright, 21st you said: but i also realiised that 4 days is not enough time to type up a new story, for those who want to. therefore, 22nd is the deadline, for those who wish to type up a new story.

THE WIN IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!!!!

The next step is to have Writers. the basic idea is this: People around BZP send in ideas for stories, in one-sentance to one-paragraph concepts. If we approve it, they have a choice: write it themselves, or have one of our writers write it. There would be a rotation, and we will only accept 10 writers. This means, if we do get 10, and we do about 22 stories a year, absolute maximum you would have to write 3 stories a year. REQUIREMENTS: *Must be able to turn a one sentence to one paragraph concept into a decent story *Must be able to krank out a story in 2 weeks. *Must be able to handle potentially heavy editing by myself and the Storyline Leaders *Must have some concept of the plot of Star Trek TO ENTER: Post in the comments section of this page. Either link to a example of your writing you have written on BZP (Story, or epic. No poetry, comedy, or comic entries), or post the example in the comments itself. The Deadline is June 22, at 8:00 PM EST. This should give enough time to find a story you have already written, or type up a story you havent posted yet. This will be judged by the Storyline Leaders, at their discretion.

...well, it's an...interesting name?

alright, you've brought out the evil goon in me if you wish... I IS THE BS01 PODCASTER HAHAHA! or... Computer Glitch or... The Hat Eater or... Kraahlix Pick one from these, i'll still be a little kind...

alright...i'll be kind... Kraahlix

erm...sorry, Storyline Leader volunteering is closed. Although we'll have writers volunteer sometime this week

It will be sent at 4PM EST, today. you will have exactly 24 hours to answer it. If i do not recieve an answer in time, i will look at your profile. if you have been active in the last day, you are disqualified. if you havent been active, i will assume you had other stuff to do. so, i will extend the deadline for you.

yep, PM.

this is the last week of school *does a happy dance*. anyone else ending school this week?

the tests will be sent out at 4pm EST on Monday. you will then have 24 hours to send me your answers. the 2 highest scores will become storyline leaders.

A while ago, someone in my school found a snake in their backyard. So, they thought my science teacher would like to see it. But, while he was on the bus, it got loose. they stopped the bus. took them a while to find it, all the kids freaking out (this was not the bus i was on, so i only have secondary sources on this). then, he brought it in to science. the teacher loved it. he escaped again. the snake is still somewhere in the school, it never turned up. wow. and this was 5 to 6 months ago.

...now i have The Rocky Road to Dublin stuck in my head. ah, well, not as bad as Tik Tok... ALERT: only 6 hours left to become a Storyline Leader in Colony 5. go to the sign-up post and say you want to volunteer in the comments.

try this. put sprite and ice in a blender, and run it 'till the ice is mashed. oh man, is it GOOD!!!

this happened in sixth grade. i swear, it is 100% true. It was the middle of class. someone at my table said something funny. so, i laughed. so, they laughed. so, i kept laughing. so, he kept laughing. it was interesting. i tried to get myself to stop laughing by slamming my head in my desk, but it didn't work. it only caused the other kid to laugh more. at about the 10-minute mark, the other kid began to beg for mercy. and it kept on going, until the other kid moved to another table. that was definatly an interesting day

just bought it off iTunes. according to the download screen, it's got 55 minutes left before it's mine. WOOHOO!!

in this room, no clue. in my fishtank...in my fishtannk careful, they'll canibul (i'm not kidding)

my room smells like fish. there has never been fish IN here (my fishtank is in the next room). now, why is this? *coughs from smell*

...'till school's out

1) A. I am a computer programmer. B. I am alergic to pollen. C. I have eaten a hat. 2) A. I like the smell of freshly printed ink. B. I like the smell of eggs. C. I like the smell of cut grass. 3) A. I have not written into Breakaway magazine. B. I have not written into Nintendo Power magazine. C. I have not written into LEGO magazine. 4) A. I won a Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament. B. I won a typing speed competition. C. I won a Santa drawing contest. 5) A. I like dark chocolate. B. I like white chocolate. C. I like milk chocolate. 6) A. Swert was not the first member I spoke with on the phone. B. Kayru was not the first member I spoke with on the phone. C. Dorek was not the first member I spoke with on the phone. 7) A. I have set a stuffed animal on fire. B. I have applied a sticky note to the back of a kitten. C. I have never eaten a banana. 8) A. I have met Greg Farshtey once. B. I have met Greg Farshtey twice. C. I have met Greg Farshtey thrice. 9) A. I plan to meet Swert. B. I plan to meet Dorek. C. I plan to meet Gravitan. 10) A. None of the above sets are all lies. B. None of the above sets are all truth. C. Some of the above sets are just bogus. Bonus: A. I did not type this blog entry with my iPod. B. I did not type this blog entry with my palm-pilot. C. I did not type this blog entry with my phone. what's my score?

Post if you want to volunteer in the comments. I will wait for the first 10 contenders, or sunday. whichever comes first. At which point, i'll send you a 25-question general-knowlegde star trek quiz, and give you 24 hours to answer it. the 2 highest scores will become the storyline leaders. In the case of a tie, i will figure out a sudden-death thing. or whatever it's called. Keep in mind, the leaders will have a lot of responsibility in this project. ACCEPTED INTO THE RUNNING: 1:Toa Kaitan Thunder Inferno 2:Stoney the Rapter 3:Valenti 4:ThatOneGuy

alright. i'll PM yah once it's done.

hmmm...okay. storyline leader, or writer?

the quiz i mentioned 2 entries back yah, it was kinda buried in there...