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Hello, guys! Its me, JL! Today, on the New BZP, well, its back! HTLAEL, this time given to you by Stormy Publishers, an offshoot of Stormy Studios. Anyways, without further randomness, I give you one of the (self-proclaimed) best most stupid, comedic, and most of all, exciting comedy to have ever graced BZP (Not really). How To Live An Exciting Life! To first start off, if you are just joining us, please visit here to see the previous misadventures. http://www.bzpower.c...howtopic=335200 And now, continuing on with the story....... Chapter 16: Desmond Tiny and the Fatty Note: I have managed to complete my new personal writing style, using Prose to describe everything except for what people say and/or think. Gresh continued across the massive yellow world which was dotted with signs saying "Honey Here!", trying to find Winnie the Pooh's mental manifestation. Each step brought him closer to doom - at the hands of the honey core of this honey planet. Each time he walked, his step went 'Slunk!' and was usually stuck inside the honey floor. He had tried sprinting for a short while. Gresh had felt like a ninja for approximately 10 seconds, as if he was running across water. He had then fainted for around, what, 3 hours? 4? Gresh had no idea. Last time he was in a mind, what seemed like hours had turned out to be just minutes. However, maybe it was just a side-effect. Of being dead. Gresh, mentally tired, looked around for some clues. He had been walking across just a honey world now. Honey apartments with no moving things other than the honey falling back to the ground was there. Honey volcanos spewing hot honey was there. There was even a storm brewing over a honey sea, which hadn't really looked much different from the Honey land. As Gresh continued walking slowly, he spotted a small house. Finally! Gresh started running towards it. After what seemed like hours later, Gresh still hadn't reached it. Each time Gresh saw it, he thought that it was moving away. It probably was. As Gresh walked over to it, he fainted, his regular mind suffering near insanity. Meanwhile.... Furno 2.0: Gresh got in, I guess.Stormer 2.0: Its 2 seconds now....Stormer 2.0: 3 seconds.Furno 2.0: Wow. I wonder how long do we need to take for Gresh to finish. Maybe Nuju was right. We won't be attacked anymore. Suddenly, a white flash appeared, and an avatar of Gresh wrapped in robes probably best used for celestial beings popped out of a dazed Winnie the Pooh, looking like he was insane. Winnie the Pooh: Retreat! Retreat! We must retreat! !!!Stormer 2.0: ._.Furno 2.0: o_o I guess Nuju was right... we aren't going to be attacked......The Furry 5 retreat, sliding off ropes from the balcony like a SWAT team. Over at the other side of the room, a victory cheer came up. The Apartment Inhabitants: The Apartment! Yeah! Nuju walked over to where Stormer 2.0, Furno 2.0 and the ghost of Gresh was standing. Gresh was now no longer in his robes. Toa Nuju: How did it go? What happened?Gresh: You won't believe what happened. I was in his mind for hours! It was torture! But then. I think I got brain cancer, then-Stormer 2.0: Wait, what? It was just 4 seconds! You weren't in there for hours!Gresh: Well, it seemed like it.Furno 2.0: You know what that means, don't you.....Gresh: What?Furno 2.0: You're gonna be supremely old!Gresh: Wait, Wha? No! Thats just wrong. Anyways, let me continue......... Flashback to 2 seconds/3 hours ago.....Gresh dropped like a stone. He felt like his non-existent brain was getting pummeled by primal Bionicles, and a hole in the Honey opened up to encase him. As he fell, he slipped into unconsciousness, only to have a vision. In front of him were 2 beings, standing in a plain white world. Being 1: Gresh, do you know why you are here?Gresh: .... No?Being 2: Gresh, do you know why you aren't here?Gresh: Uhhhhh.... I'm not?Being 1: (Conversing with Being 2) It seems like his brain expectations are a bit .... low. We'll have to improvise.Being 1: I am Destiny. You may call me Destiny.Being 2: Or Desmond Tiny!Destiny: Shut up!Being 2: I am Fate. You may call me Majestic Fate.Destiny: Or Fatty. Hehehe.Fate: Hey!Gresh: Wait, Destiny? Fate? What on earth?Destiny: Improvise! Improvise!Fate: Yes. We are the manifestations of Fate and Destiny. We owned noobs everywhere, and we control a lot of things. You're fate and destiny, Gresh, requires great skill. For that, we must tell you of your talents.Gresh:....... I have talents?Destiny: You are in a mind-state, right?Gresh: No.... I'm dead.Fate: Well, then, you can enter other people's mind?Gresh: Somehow.Destiny: Then yes. You have the talents.Gresh: You speak to me as if I'm some kind of savior or something..... as if I have talents...Fate: Yes?Gresh: Then why, on earth, do those chubby noobs back at the Apartment say I'm an cool dude?*FLASHBACK REJECTION* Stormer 2.0: Wait, what? You told the 2 manifestations of Destiny and Fate...... that we insult you? What the heck!Furno 2.0: Do you know what might happen? They can just say a sentence, and then we might lose our one chance to get a Xbox 360! What's wrong with you, man!Gresh:...... Gaming addicts. *RE-FLASHBACK*Destiny: Its called life, cool dude.Gresh:....Fate: Anyways, you are in a state we call "Transowneder." You have the ability to enter a persons mind, and then, do anything your mind can imagine.Destiny: For example, if you imagined a shield and you could summon it, a shield would appear while you are inside a persons mind.Fate: Any time you are in the Real World, however, you will not be able to control items.Gresh: So, I am basically a god while in a mind.Fate: Yes. But be one with care - tamper with Fate and Destiny, and you may suffer.Gresh: Uhhhh... I won't.Destiny: We will be leaving now. It is time for you to go. You still have a long destiny with your friends!Gresh:...... You mean us calling the Fire Lord a nubname?Fate: Don't worry. You'll find out!Gresh: Wait! One more thing! Whats the difference between Fate and Destiny?Destiny:.......Fate:.......Destiny: (Whisper) Improvise! Improvise!Fate: We don't have time! We'll be sending someone to tell you!!! After the sentence, Gresh felt nausea as if his entire world had been turned around. He looked up. The honey house was far away. Gresh: Well, here goes nothing. HNGGGGGGGGGNGNGNGNGHHHHHHGGG! !!!! !!!! Nothing happens. Gresh: HGNGNGNNGGGHGNNNNNNGNGNG! !!!!! Gresh: Those lieing Celestial Beings. They said I could do anything in a mind! Hmph. Ugh, now I have to walk a infinite distance. Great. I just wish that house was in front of me.... The house is suddenly in front of him. Gresh: Wow! Beast!*FLASHBACK RE-REJECTION!* Furno 2.0: Wow. It actually worked? You actually got a skill?Gresh: Yeah?Stormer 2.0: Well, you should get some more skills... but first, get a life.Toa Nuju: Hehehe.Gresh:.......Furno 2.0: So, what happened next?Stormer 2.0: And how will we know whats the difference between Fate and Destiny?Gresh: Here, let me google that for you.Toa Nuju: Remember to scroll down the the bottom.Gresh: Why?Stormer 2.0: Don't you know? All the best stuff is always AT THE BOTTOM!Gresh: Yeah, well, my bottom isn't the best part of my body. It usually makes noises, and creates brown stuff.Furno 2.0: What happened next? You know, not your body, in the mind.Gresh: Oh, uh, I found Pooh, I made him think he had to go to [CENSORED LOCATION], and when he resisted, I took away all his honey from his honey world.Furno 2.0: Huh. So, I guess to get a Xbox, we have to go to [CENSORED LOCATION] and fight them, huh?Gresh: Yeah. ------- AT THE BOTTOM...... The window was open. Outside, a storm was brewing. Waves lapped up the shores, clouds moved fast, and thunder rumbled. Furno 3.0 looked up at the sky. But as the thunder rumbled once more and lightning flashed in his eyes. a new being was standing on the edge of the window, high above Furno. He looked down at Furno 3.0. Furno had a new body, but a old mind. But he didn't recall anything about a new Toa, or a visiting one. Must be something before his time. The visitor looked down. He had black, silver and white armor. On one hand was a amazing sword. On the other was some kind of gun. His armor held red wings. The new guy looked down at Furno 3.0, and then raised his hand. "Hey." ----- DUN DUN DUN! !!!!! Guess who the guy is in the sneak peak! Also, everyone check out all the other great comedies coming soon, such as Aftermath 2 with additional Purple Parts, Lost Forgotten Souls, Its a Mad House! and loads more! So, I'll seeyah all later. JL out.
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If you guys followed MT's Aftermath closely, you'll know that JL is a new GS. Well, MT has big plans for him, being Keybearer and all. So, I decided to write about him before he joined the Toa Zehvor. And, well, since I already began around a few months ago, on HiPor: Empire of Pixels, where a few other comedy writers (MT Included) had been continuing their stuff. Anyways, enjoy. Also, here's the link to the first 10 chapters. Don't miss the prologue, and read the 1 "special" post which shows us how this relates to TBTTRAH. http://hipor.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=383&st=0 Chapter 11: LegacyJL moved forwards, and jumped. The cliff was low, and he could easily reach the ground below. He rolled, and sprinted. He looked at his visor. 1 of the Freelancers were fighting behind him, back on the cliff. Far in front of him, one of the Rogue Freelancers where there, running away.JL jumped, and took flight. He looked forwards, and while he chased, he recalled the events that had lead to this point.__________________________________________________---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It had been 2 hours since they had first encountered the 5. Each of the Freelancers had worked as one, effectively defeating them... just barely. They had managed to run away, and JL knew that their tactics now were to take them out 1 by 1.JL: Here. The 5 of them are situated on this cliff. They have a temporary camp, and we have to catch them off guard.Primax: If they see us coming and have the preparations, they can easily run away. If they DID prepare with Freelancer Tactics, they will disappear. No finding them.Hexus: Fortunately for us, We're Freelancers too.JL: Unfortunately for us, they are at least twice as powerful. We're going to have to search for a Weakness. Alright. Hit them hard, fast, and surprising. How do we get up without being spotted?Hexus: .... A Diversion.JL: Who?10 Minutes later......JL: (Facepalm)Hexus: JUST FLY OVER TO THE CLIFF AND SEND BARRAGES OF RAIN, LIGHTNING AND WIND! ALSO, TRY TO GET A TSUNAMI!JL: I KNOW! JUST GET TO THE HILLSIDE! BUT THERES NO SEA HERE! GO! AND ###### YOU FOR MAKING ME THE DECOY!Primax: OK!!!!!!2 minutes later, and he was floating around the top of their cliff. Meanwhile, his team members continued around the hill, stealthily.JL: Hey! Get out of their, you lazy punks, and face me!Xenox: .... You. He told me to kill you. User of the storm.JL: You. Your name sounds funny.Xenox: You dare insult my name? Destiny gave it to me!JL: Yeah, well, no wonder everyones life is a joke.Xenox: Shut up!Xenox launches a barrage of xenon at JL, who barely evades it. In return, a gust of wind blasts back at Xenox, who barely stands his ground. The other 4 come out, intent on watching. On his HUD, JL spotted several of his teammates slowly walking up the hill, trying not to be heard or saw.Shade: All 5 of us will take you down easily! After all, its just one of you-Xenox: No! He will be defeated by me... ONLY!Shade: What did he do now....JL: I said his name sounded stupid...Shade: You know, I think our mother had autism or something, nameing us these weird doomsday names.JL: Don't you mean.... emo?Xenox: Alright. You're going down, mate!JL: Come at me!Xenox fires another volley of Xenon, and this time, JL floats downwards, making them all miss.JL: You know, going down actually makes my chances of winning much better. I mean, if I go down and you lose power, while I haven't really done anything except use my armor and keep air pressure stable under my feet, well, quoting you, "You're going down!"Xenox: Thats it. You're dead. Come down, and let us face off on the floor.JL: Why should I do that? I mean, come on! I can just hurl lightning and all of you can just die! Xenon is conductive, right?Xenox: Well, I guess you CAN stay up there.... if you want to continue being an arrogant fool, not knowing anything except what the IUPD told you, not knowing of what happened before you became such a warrior, not knowing who you were.JL:..........Xenox: After all, I know what happened. You lost all memory when you were recruited by the IUPD. I know what happened.JL: Tell me, and I'll come down.Xenox: What can make me think you will?Thunder rumbles.Xenox: Boasting, eh? Very well. Your history, presented to me by the bane of the universe, champion of Xenon, by the Dark Lord himself. And now, lets see you as we talk about you... to you! (Evil Grin)=========Xenox: You had the talent to be very powerful. That was why you were chosen. To be keybearer.JL: Beehairer? Just to let you know, I will never choose to cut a bee's hair. Even if I was bribed.Xenox: No, you cool dude! Keybearer!JL: I bear no keys. I lose them too well.Xenox: *Sigh* Look. You were chosen to hold a secret, and the power which opens it back up. However, there are some things which don't like that thing being opened. And, well, we decided to attack you.JL: Did I beat you really badly?Xenox: No. We beat you really badly.JL: Liar. Liar. Pants on fire.A thunderbolt slashed through the air, striking the tree Xenox was standing next to. The tree falls, and the newly created bonfire touches Xenox's groin.Xenox: ....... Dude. That's just wrong.JL: Shouldn't it hurt?Xenox: Your stupidity made me lose brain cells. I don't think I can feel pain.JL: ....... That. Was the worst comeback. Ever.Xenon covers up the Fire, and soon, The only thing left was the Gas. Xenox twirled around with it, until a gust of wind scattered it.JL: Talk.Xenox: Interested, mm? Anyways, you were given this power, hidden inside of you, and you were told to fight with your life to defend it. Obviously, the previous Keybearer thought you had enough time to get better with your powers. But nope. The forces of Xenon found you anyways. You fought with your life, knowing the cost, and you managed to defeat all the cannon fodder little Terna..... but then, you fainted from exhaustion. And before our reinforcements could reach you, the IUPD friends decided that your uncontrollable power of the storm....... must be controlled.JL: Uncontrollable? Not likely. I can use it just fine. The sea can do my bidding. The rain can form water too. Lightning can help me fight. So will the air. You could say, I am a 3 in 1. 3 powers confined as 1 element, to be controlled in unison.Xenox: But what happens when you let it rage? When you unleash so much power on it, on a storm, you can destroy a planet. Your element can be self sustaining as long as you make it strong enough. It can die out over time...... but if you just continue, you can change a metropolis planet into a place of rubble, a tourist site.JL: And so? This has to do with Xenon, my history, what?JL couldn't believe it. He had originally come here hoping to let the other Freelancers surround their enemies. And yet, he was hooked on this story. He was actually sending his teammates a message right now - "Don't attack yet."He was disobeying everything he should be doing. And yet, his teammates understood. He was lucky to have them as friends. He didn't want to lose them.Xenox: You were taken in, trained to be a warrior. And I must admit, you are strong. But Xenon is stronger than anything, and everything. You will fall, your secret will die with you, and no one will be left to stop The Dark Lord from his rampage.JL: No. If I fall, others can fight too. And there are things that can defeat your "undefeatable" substance.Xenox: Determination? Hope? Insanity? Stupidity? Cleverness? Trust me, people have tried, and they have failed. Even if they succeeded, The Dark Lord can rule. Even in Death, he can be brought back.JL: Oh yeah? How?Xenox: Oh, you don't want to know.JL: I've heard enough. You say I have a power - a key which can end all this.Xenox: Yes.---Shade: (Behind Xenox's back, whispering to his brothers) I think Xenox is insane. He actually talked to that big fat blob about this guy and his history?? Haha.Darkside: Well, I guess it couldn't hurt telling people of their origins. I would want to know.Sager: Let me guess. You want to slap our parents for naming you like an cool dude.Darkside: Yes.Sena: Wow. Darkside, we have a massive lifestory confrontation between two amazingly powered warriors, talking about their legacy, tension growing...... and you're talking about your mother?Darkside: I know, I know, I'm emotionally unstable-Sena: Nope. You are brain damaged.Darkside: Shush.--JL: Well, then, I guess I know what I need to know. I have a power which can stop this Xenon from spreading. But first, I need to know how it works.Xenox: You need us for that.JL: No. I don't. If I have to, I'll fight The Dark Lord himself to know more about myself. But, trust me - I will activate this power. Even if I lose my memory again, I'll do it. I'll find new friends, find the keyhole, and end it all, by myself or with friends. Preferably the latter.Xenox: Oh yeah? Well, then, I guess the talking is done-JL: And the fighting begins.Immediately, Xenon smashes into JL, knocking him down to the bottom of the cliff. Xenox jumps down after him, and JL runs, finally remembering what he was here for."Hey, guys, feel free to attack them whenever you can, I'll face this guy myself."
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Well, inadvertently found this out when you mentioned it in N&D! Happy birthday man. I know we had some less-than-good moments RPing, but you never completely gave up on an RP session with me having the possibility of being good. Thanks.
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OK. No time to speak since I am being hunted by assassins with perfect cover (known to the human race a "girls") but here I am, bloggin. Anyways, all cool updates and things I like over the inter wens shall be shared with my blog following homies. Seeyah. NO U!
