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Okay, I have to imagine that we've got some Don't Hug Me I'm Scared fans here. Discuss, speculate, express horror, etc. I've recently fallen prey to some awesome Tony the Clock/Notebook fanart, such as this one.
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Before I start this comedy, I just want to say one thing; I'm sorry. I really am. By all accounts, this comedy shouldn't even EXIST. But it does. Confused? Let me explain. This is where I post all my random ideas that I come up with when I'm tired, typically late at night, and make them into a Bionicle comedy. I will probably end up regretting everything in the mornings, but this is one of those aforementioned ideas. It may not be late at night right now, but I'm feeling particularly tired after getting up early today, so here goes. hj nmm m m m uyhjn gfghnjk"?jhfgvhjul;'/ "? (^^^^^^^Where I banged my head on the keyboard.) ------------------------------------------------- So, this one night, Tahu and Lewa were inside a cave system wearing cats that ate roast beef. Obviously, since the cats were helicopters, they flew through the roof and became two new stars. I don't know where the other Toa were, they probably got eaten by a Furby. Those things are scary as ****. "What are we doing down here, Lewa?" Tahu glared through his eyes. "Looking for Atlantis, duh!" Lewa replied. "You do realize that it was destroyed by the pig army years ago, right?" "Well, that just means we have to fight Zombie Pigmen, duh! Fetch me two diamonds and a stick!" "Why?" "So I can make a sword, duh!" "How do you craft diamonds?" Lewa's face turned purple with idiocy. "I...I don't know!" "AAAAAHH!" "AAAAAHH" "AAAAAHH" "Oh, hey, gold MAJESTIC BUDDER!" "What?" Lewa rushed over to the gold MAJESTIC BUDDER, killing several squids in the air ducts. "What is that?" Lewa looked what he was holding over, but then threw it into the Scottish Lava that had conveniently appeared from nowhere. "We can't stop here. This is Batman country." Lewa said. Suddenly, a cave wall imploded, accompanied by the battle cry of "DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!" When the pixie dust had settled, Arnold Schwarzenegger stepped in dressed as Superman, carrying an assault rifle covered in My Little Pony stickers. "Who the heck are you?" Tahu asked. "I AM THE LORD OF PLAGIARISM! I RULE ALL ITEMS THAT PLAGIARIZE! WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!" Lewa jumped up, yelling "To become a Pokemon master!" "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS!" The LORD OF PLAGIARISM pulled out a bazooka and shot a giant pillow at Lewa, and then promptly flew through the cave roof, yelling "OLD SPICE BODY WAAAAAASH!" Immediately, a giant swarm of Bohrok stampeded into the cave. "Give it up, Toa! We have the power in numbers!" They yelled "Well, I have the power in pointless yelling!" Lewa yelled. "WE DO!" "I DO!" "WE DO!" "I DO!" "WE DO!" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" "I was FROZEN today!" Tahu yelled. Lewa, the Bohrok, and the Scottish Lava all paused at the same time to look at Tahu. "Dude, that was random." Lewa said. "No kidding. Tone it down a notch." The Bohrok said. "I'm aboot Canadian now, eh?" The Scottish(Canadian?) Lava said. Then they all blew up. The end. No, seriously. That's it. Go. Feed some orphans. Do something productive. GET THE **** OUT! -------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I am so, so, sorry. Word count: 531
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If I'm not mistaken, at the end of Reign of Shadows, everyone escapes, Teridax is killed and everyone lives hunky dory. But a few new plot threads are brought up, one of which is that the Piraka species, in an attempt to overthrow the evil overlord that is Makuta-Nui, threw a Vortixx, a Zyglak, the Voya Nui Piraka, a green cloud and a member of Krekka's species into a magic pot of energised protodermis to create a golden skinned muscular reptile with Irnakk like features that could make dreams literally come true.The creature isn't evil, but not entirely good either. It somehow sensed the Toa Mahri were spying on the Piraka, and the creature influenced them to serve it and the Piraka. But the Mahri are never brought up in later stories, not even when the creature and the Piraka show up in Sahmad's Tale.This thread might be pointless, so I ask you: What do you think happened to the Toa Mahri?
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Two Kinds of People Chapter IThe Shattering.It had destroyed everything. And what it hadn't taken out, it had corrupted. Physically, mentally, in the present, and in the future. Nothing would ever be the same. Nothing.But that was years off. Right now? There was war. There was energized protodermis. And that darned Jungle Tribe had formed a truce with those fire-spitting bunch, taking the Ice Tribe's entire store of it.For every action, there was an equal and opposite reaction. As he looked out into the mass of white and blue, sharpening their weapons and loading their Thornaxes, Certavus knew... This was the reaction. He was to lead them, at least some of them. His partner Trifter had the rest in his control. Well, if you could call it that. Most of the Ice Tribe fighters were quite bummed out about having their protodermis stolen, and were itching to raid the stores of the Jungle and Fire Tribes. Trifter was... Different. He considered brute force to be superior to intelligent strikes and ambushes. He preferred to rush in and kill everything in firing range. Not to say he didn't get the job done. He was going for the Fire Tribe, feeling it more challenging and satisfying to attack the opposite element.Certavus fired a blank from his Thornax Launcher, gathering the assembled attention of the military."Trifter's troops, you will report to the Ribos Outpost just outside our camp, where you will be briefed and deployed. My troops, the Sutehk Outpost." Certavus ordered from his cliff perch.Leaping down, the Spherus Magnan joined the ranks of his soldiers heading for the Sutehk Outpost. All of them were Glatorian of course, all of the Agori had been located in small healing camps that strategically dotted the map. Occasionally, they would guard low-security prisoners of war, who weren't treated badly, considering the seriousness of the war.Stepping inside, Certavus slid between Toa to get to the center, where the ground was higher than the rest, resembling a stage."Now, I want each of you to find a corner. Once there, you will be assigned a strike team depending on which corner you chose. Each team will attack from a unique angle, forcing the enemy to second-guess themselves and give other teams a chance to make it through and take back the protodermis." Sixteen corners meant, roughly, twenty members to each team. Granting each corner a number and map showing where they would come from, Certavus ushered them all out of the Outpost.He spun his blade over his finger. It was time for combat.
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Tons of people look down on it, and tons of people love it. And tons of people just like Skrillex. Does anyone hear listen to Dubstep? If so, what are your favorite Dubstep artists? For those who don't know, Dubstep is a genre of electronic music. Most Dubstep sounds unoriginal, so you can't really classify most songs as unique. However, lots of different Dubstep artists have unique styles of producing their music, and are instantly recognizable by their style of production. Anyways, Dubstep is rave music that focusses on bass wobbles, kick and snare, bass wobbles, pads, and bass. Skrillex is a world-renowned producer who claims to make Dubstep, and although he makes arguably good music, most Dubstep lovers hate him for focussing on House Glitch, mids and highs, and not really making Dubstep at all... Furthermore, Brostep is a genre of Dubstep created by Rusko, which focusses on mids and highs (but not really Skrillex, since his music is mostly House Glitch). A good example of this is Everyday by Rusko. So there's my rant introduction to Dubstep. My favorite artists are, in no particular order: Excision, Datsik, Skream, Flux Pavilion, Doctor P, Skrillex, Klaypex, Durtysneakz, Downlink, Funtcase, Rusko, and the UKF compilations. Discuss, and please refrain from flaming [if this topic gets any posts].