King Joe Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Chuck Norris's tears once brought a puppy back to life. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Chuck Norris never intended to make movies, people with cameras filmed what he did every day.If you have £5, and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.Some people wear Superman pyjamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.There is no 'Control' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but only eats it's soul. Edited February 28, 2012 by Wotsiznaim Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 A picture can paint a thousand words. Chuck norris can paint a trillion. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyMetalSunshineSister Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 A bridge in Slovakia is slated to be named after Chuck Norris.I'm... I'm not sure what the punchline to real life is supposed to be. Quote We will remember - Skies may fade and stars may wane; we won't forget And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on We will remember - Until the skies will fall we won't forget We will remember We all shall follow doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, and walked it off. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuile the Paracosmic Tulpa Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) When you read these jokes, Chuck Norris laughs.Chuck Norris can't spell. Spelling can Chuck Norris.Agatha Christie never wrote a novel Chuck Norris couldn't solve on the first page.Chuck Norris tripped over the tower of Pisa. That's why it leans.Atlantis sank because Chuck Norris stepped on it.From the desk of Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith Edited February 29, 2012 by Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith Quote When I know I can't live without a pen and paper, when I know writing is as necessary to me as breathing . . . I know I am ready to start my voyage. A Musing Author . . . Want to read my books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atton Rand Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 An often overlooked one:Every night before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Clint Eastwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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