The Adventures Of Brubby
My sister and I have been known to invent "characters". I'm not going to post them all here for "security reasons". However, I have decided there is one character that I figured I could introduce to BZPower (via FREE EASY MONEY!!!). If it gets enough replies from different members, I might post another one.
So there is one character I can post here. His name... is Brubby.
(Sound of telephone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. Hello?
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson?
MR. ALDERSON. What?
BRUBBY. Is your refrigerator... on... fire?
MR. ALDERSON. No.
BRUBBY. Then... you'd better go catch it! Ha ha ha... ha...
MR. ALDERSON. Who is this?
BRUBBY. Brubby.
MR. ALDERSON. Brubby?
BRUBBY. Yes.
MR. ALDERSON. Where do you live?
BRUBBY. Next door.
MR. ALDERSON. Don't you know prank calls are against the law?
BRUBBY. I... take... special vitamins...
MR. ALDERSON. I didn't want to hear that!
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson!
MR. ALDERSON. What?!
BRUBBY. Is Mr. Roof there?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Is Mrs. Roof there?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Are there any Roofs there?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Then... what's... holding up your car? Ha ha ha... ha...
MR. ALDERSON. I'LL GET YOU, BRUBBY!
BRUBBY. Aaaah! (Hangs up.)
MR. ALDERSON. Whew. Glad that's over.
(Sound of telephone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. Hello?
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson? This is Brubby...
MR. ALDERSON. What do you want, Brubby?
BRUBBY. Um... Is your refrigerator on fire?
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