HIS PREEMINENCE, THE SUPREME KAL-FAN EMPEROR
-Toa Lhikevikk-
THE EMPEROR'S CHIEF EXECUTIONER
Kohrak Kal17
Assisstant:
Caliga
CAPTAIN OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN ARMY
Vocals
Army Members:
Republic Commando Niner
Max Power
HIS PREEMINENCE'S PERSONAL STRIKEFORCE MASTER
1/2 of Sumiki
Strikeforce Members:
[none yet lol]
SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE KAL-FAN AGENCY OF INTELLIGENCE (AND LACK THEREOF)
Kaitan #2 Lavasurfer
Agency Members:
[none yet lol]
ADMIRAL OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-F
A friend of mine made this and told me to post it in my blog. Well I wouldn't call it the world's hardest, as I figured it out in a few minutes -- (or did I? ), along with the math trick behind it.
HINT: It's actually-- [gets sucked into black hole]
EDIT: For the record guys, I just noticed that his handwriting is kinda vague so the numbers of steps required is SIX, no more, no less.
...there are actually parents who delibrately brainwash their kids into believing that there's this fat bearded guy who pilots a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer and jumps down the chimneys of every child's house on the planet delivering presents (which somehow all fit into his sleigh) in a single night, before returning to his home on the North Pole where he compiles lists of the activities of every single child in the world, categorizing them based on the morality of their actions?
Wow.
There's a new fad in my neighborhood.
People are adding lawn decorations to their front yards.
But not just any decorations.
They're statues.
OF ANGELS.
After lunch today, I suddenly had a great idea: The Lhikevikk Cactus Factory. It would sell artificial cacti for only $499.99 an ounce. It would be a small brick building, utterly featureless save for a small glass door. Inside would be a dark space, lit only by the light through the door, containing nothing but a small hatch on the floor. Customers would open the hatch and climb down a swimming pool-type ladder into a brightly lit underground chamber.
This is the exciting part. The chamber w
BIONICLE was a constraction figure line.
BIONICLE stopped selling well.
BIONICLE ended as a result.
Hero Factory is a constraction figure line.
Hero Factory may or may not sell well.
Hero Factory will end if it doesn't sell well.
Hero Factory, in order to resurrect BIONICLE, must be boycotted, thereby proving to LEGO that constraction figures don't sell well so they can bring back a line that they will then know for sure won't sell well.
Sound like a plan? B)
BREAKFAST: half a large pizza
LUNCH: two Big Macs w/ Coke/Diet Coke mixture and fries
SNACKS: several chocolate chip cookies
DINNER: half a large pizza
EATING THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME AND NOT GETTING FAT (OR BULIMIC): priceless
There are some things "health food" can't provide.
For everything else, there's Teenager's Metabolism.
My Dad: It's simple, see, here it says 9+6, so you add and get eleven.
Me: Nine plus six is not eleven. It's fifteen.
My Dad: Oh, right.
My Dad: Define "fortitude."
Me: Six times nine in base thirteen?
My Dad: How are you doing in English?
Me: Great. Is a prokaryote the cell without a nucleus or with one?
My Dad: What the the two main reasons wars are fought?
Me: Some people like to attack; some people like to defend.
My Dad: Is that what you read in the book?
Me: No, that's just
The substitution of letters for numbers is an ancient mathematical science known as algebra. Use of it is a sign of high intellectual advancement. It is also related to the following.
The substitution of numbers for letters is an ancient language art known as leetspeak. Use of it is also a sign of high intellectual advancement. So high, that only the mighty Binkmeister can use it, so that no one can surpass him. FEAR BINK AND HIS MIGHTY LEETSPEAK
so dont confuze the 2 kk?
You know the Google ads, right? That banner up there? ^^^ (You won't see it now, they don't appear in the blogs.)
I saw one advertising a Twilight quiz.
Even though I know nothing, noooooooooooooooooothing* about Twilight, it doesn't look very popular here.
Beware the anti-Twilight mob that shall arise.
*yay for Hogan's Heroes references
McDonalds has a clown with a corny name.
Burger King has a guy in a ridiculously fancy robe and a plastic mask.
Wendy's has a redhaired girl in her pyjamas.
Arby's has a levitating neon hat that takes over people's brains.
Dairy Queen has a disembodied mouth.
Applebee's has an apple from which Wanda Sykes's voice eminates.
Kentucky Fried Chicken has some colonel who died of obesity-related issues.
Pizza Hut has an invisble entity that never speaks.
Taco Bell had a talking
I have one in three days.
After seeing Phyoohrii change his name to General Alcazar, I have this sudden urge to change to a Tintin-themed name.
But I promised that the next one would contain Lhikevikk, remember?
WHAT DO I DO? D:
What would you say if I told you that I had a nuclear superbomb implanted into the core of the earth with a timer ending at 10:00 AM, Dec 21, 2012?
Tick... tock... tick... tock...
Maybe you've heard the rumors.
Or maybe you've heard the lies "they" want you to believe.
This project is here to bring you the truth.
But remember, every step you take, every move you make, "they" will be watching you...
THE V FILES: A SPOOF OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES EVERYWHERE!
"But... WTH is it?"
Project V is a fake conspiracy theory. The project is supposed to give proof that space aliens are trying to take over the world and that some of them are already among us. However,
Here's how we'll play:
1. I post a word. Say... water.
2. You post a word with the first letter of the first word being the first letter of the second word. Say... winter.
3. The next person posts a word where the second letter of the second word is the first letter of the third word. Say... invisible.
Got it?
Oh, and two more rules:
1. Each must be a real English word.
2. Once you get to the say, seventeenth word, it must have at least seventeen letters to keep the game going.
Months ago, in our previous duel, Harrison Ford shot himself Han Solo shot Indiana Jones out of the saloon!
But no duel could ever compare to this next one. It's so big, it barely fits in the solar system, let alone a saloon!
First up, we have the Makuta, alternatively known as... EVERYTHING!
On the other side of the battle, we have the Master, alternatively known as... EVERYONE!
Who will win? YOU DECIDE! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW!
Thank you, Wikipedia, for reminding me of that. I had completely forgotten today existed.
Fitting coincidence that I watched the Doctor Who episode of the same name yesterday...
