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Ask Eyru's Llama


Eyru

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I have a llama here.

 

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He is here to answer your questions.

 

Please nothing racist as he does not approve of racism and will likely spit on you.

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I would ask if he dreams about farm animals, but as he is a farm animal, I'm fairly sure of the answer.

 

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Eh, what the heck. do you dream about farm animals

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Oh great and mighty llama... -bows-

 

If one train leaves Denver at 24 mph accelerating at a rate of 5 mph per minute and another train is about to collide with it which is 82 miles away from it on the same tracks with no chance of turning along the way which leaves at 200 mph and decelerates at a rate of 10 miles per second per minute and both trains leave at the same time starting 82 miles apart then does Sumiki dream of farm animals?

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The llama replies...

 

@Sumiki: Of course I dream of farm animals; farm animals are awesome. I would know. I am one.

 

@Tekulo: Was the train carrying food that I can eat? If so, then I want to eat it, so tell the train to stop so I can get at it. Also if Sumiki is smart he dreams of farm animals and you tell me if he is smart or not.

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@dotcom: chocolate milk comes from brown cows, not llamas. get your facts straight.

 

@Jean: no. i am a llama. duh.

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