Fun With Taka & Tahu

[bioniclehero01]

Isn't it so great to be home? I've missed the smell of old cheetos in between the cushions... Uh, wait... I didn't say that. Anyways... With BZPower back, so is T&T. But wait, you ask? Why is the title back to it's orriginal? Well, this IS the sequel, but the titles been reverted back to just Fun with Taka & Tahu for a reason that shall be announced after school today. Until then, I am very pleased to present to you, after a long battle with BZP's editor to do so, all the current chapters, and one new one, of my comedy! Ah... It's so good to be home... Just note I have not gotten the chance to spell check as I'm kind of in a rush, but I will do so as soon as I get out of school today. PROLOGUE: ^THEB-TEAM Tahu sat at the bar drinking, as the people around him moved through the high class party's floor like rich people showing off how rich they were. Because they really where rich people showing off how rich they were. But Tahu sat there ignoring it all, wallowing in self pity as he threw back (milk) after (milk), literally, all seeming to land on an unsuspecting Icarax standing in the middle of the floor for now reason. ICARAX: Great… This is going to get trapped in my armor, and it's going to sour… Just dandy… Icarax went to move out of the way of the (milk) projectiles, as suddenly he slipped on the (milk) covered dance floor, landing flat on his face. As he slipped, his shoe shot off his foot and into an abandoned microphone on the stage, knocking it over into the amplifier, causing the amplifier to short circuit. Then a fire started, going up the stage curtains and around the room until hitting a book of matches. One of the lit matches then rolled over and hit the (milk), which against the laws of physics lit on fire. The fire then continued to travel across the small puddle toward Icarax, lighting him on fire. ICARAX: OH MATA NUI!! OH DEAR MATA NUI HELP!! I'M ON FIRE!! MATA NUI SAVE ME!! The crowd of rich people ignoring him because he was not rich enough to buy their attention, Icarax continued to jump out of the window. After which he realized he was on the top floor. *splat* Tahu continued to just sit there, wallowing in his pity, as Takanuva and his friend, Artakha, walked over. TAKANUVA: Tahu, you have to get over this. Gali left you three months ago. I just have gotten you to come back to work. Tahu groaned and shot back (again, literally threw it over his back) another glass of (milk). TAKANUVA: So, I was talking to this guy, who is here with his friend - Takanuva points to Turaga Whenua, who is sitting in a corner proposing to a rich model who is three times his height. When she says no, he pulls out the ring, which is a whole diamond, and she suddenly changes her mind. TAKANUVA: - who recently discovered a diamond mine, and he's agreed to help cheer you up so we can do what we have to and get out of here. Tahu just shrugs and throws another glass over his shoulder. Takanuva walks away as Artakha takes a seat. TAHU: So-sh I guess-sh you're going to say life-sh has a whole bunches-sh of meanings-sh-ness huh-sh? ARTAKHA: No. It's just pointless. Everyone's life is. You just go through it, looking forward to the day you die so you no longer have to hurt… Tahu turned to him strangely. TAHU: Huh-sh? ARTAKHA: I was agreeing with you. Life is pointless pain. There's no sense in it. It's like a death, and death is the only real life… TAHU: And what-sh do you-sh do for a living-sh…? ARTAKHA: I'm a motivational speaker… Until I got fired… I hate life… Tahu just got up and walked away. Artakha shrugged. ARTAKHA: Everybody hates me… He then shot back a glass of (milk) (this one was not literally, he actually drunk the (milk)), then went over to the window next to the one Icarax jumped out of and jumped. Only to realize he jumped right onto the fire escape. ICARAX: C'MON!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! THE SUICIDAL GUY LANDS ON THE FIRE ESCAPE!! WHAT TYPE OF SICK JOKE IS THIS!! Tahu walked over to another bar, and sat down, beginning the same process over and over again. This time, the Element Lord of Milk was sitting next to him. ELEMENT LORD: You about r - He notices Tahu's tired eyes, his messed up and dirty suit, his scratched up Kanohi Hau, and his (milk) mustache (which is actually on his shoulder and his lip). ELEMENT LORD: Dude, there's something different about you? Seriously? I can't place what it is though? Tahu's arm slumped off the counter, and he fell with it. He didn't get back up, not even caring to. ELEMENT LORD: That's it! You're wearing a different color of red armor today! Yeah, that's definitely it… The Element Lord's phone began playing the theme to Titanic, and he picked it up. The ringtone earned him a few weird glances first. ELEMENT LORD: What? Who doesn't love that song? He looked at the text on the screen, then got up out of his chair turned to Tahu, who was at this point on the floor in the fetal position crying into a Gali Mata toy. ELEMENT LORD: Quite acting like BZPower when BIONICLE ended, it's time to go! The Element Lord, instead of walking out the front door, he slipped on a ski mask and pulled a semiautomatic (water gun, but only he and the B-Team new that on), and walked into the middle of the crowd where he was soon joined by the rest of the B-Team, all similarly dressed. Before joining the B-Team though, the Smoke Monster stopped at Tahu. SMOKE MONSTER: Look, we've got this one, find something to cheer yourself up. Tahu nodded like a robot, then looked up and noticed a glass of (milk), suddenly realizing that in his depression he had not been drinking, only throwing it over his shoulder. And so, the light bulb came on. And as soon as he moved his hand away from the light switch, he had an idea too. ELEMENT LORD: EVERYBODY!! THIS IS A HOLD UP!! GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY!! All the rich people in the party just ignored them. ELEMENT LORD: Why are they ignoring me? ARGY: They're rich, they only pay attention to people that pay them. The Element Lord nodded and pulled out his wallet, and like a moth to the flame the rich people suddenly paid them their full attention. ELEMENT LORD: Well, that worked… The crowd of rich people began approaching, sniffing the air like police dogs after criminals. TAKANUVA: Yeah, too much it looks like… The stampede began, the crowd of rich people after the money like wolves after steak, and no one noticed the now fully drunk Tahu getting up on stage. TAHU: Hello-sh lady-sh and gentle-sh!! He never noticed he was now speaking to an empty room. TAHU: I have-sh something to say-sh. My wife-sh recently-sh left me-sh for her boyfriend-sh pool boy-sh… Now-sh, now-sh… I don't-sh want-sh any pity-sh… But I do-sh have something-sh for you all-sh tonight… I-sh shall sing-sh a song-sh, dedicated-sh to my evil-sh wife-sh… Are you all-sh ready… aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Somewhere inside the rich people's apartment building, Argy and the Lewa Fan stopped for a breather from the running, when suddenly out of nowhere they were attacked by a rich person, who has somehow managed to climb on the wall like some Spider-Man wannabe. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh Takanuva and the Smoke Monster ran for their lives as the savage rich people after the money of the poor crawled on the walls, acting as mindless and wild as zombies. And suddenly, Will smith jumped out of nowhere, but was mauled by the rich zombies. oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Hearing the commotion inside, a black Honda Civic known as the Nuimobile drove into a drive through of an unmarked building. INGEITUM: Yeah, um… What do you want Hero? HERO: I'll take the Maczooka. INGEITUM: I think that's what I'll be having too. They drove up to the window and a weird looking Makuta named Junkyard leaned out and gave them their orders. JUNKYARD: Come back now, y'all hear! Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,This big old polar bear,I just ain't where it's at anymoreSo don't let the door hit me in the face when I leaveI throw you in the fire to save my giftI'm a pretty little liarWhen you call I put out fightersThen just come clean The Element Lord ran into the bathroom, not notice it was the women's, and into the nearest stall. There, he stopped for a second to catch his breath, not noticing two zombie rich people crawling over the stalls and looking down. When he finally did notice them, he screamed like a girl. ELEMENT LORD: First off, I don’t scream like that!! ERASE THAT LINE!! And two, you rich zombies have horrible bathroom manners!! Get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know As if straight out of a Scooby-Doo cartoon, Hero and Ingeitum danced the electric slide with several of the zombies as the B-Team and their friends ran up and down the halls, going in one door and coming out another. I was the shoulder you beat onYou made me feel like the next bondDouble zero five nine two three sixBut while I heard you saying earYou started breaking the ground on a new Star Trek Crawling through the air vents of the building due to his small size, Argy managed to escape from the zombies. That is until he fell through the floor and caught Hero and Ingeitum dancing with them. ARGY: Traitors! Hero and Ingeitum just shrugged, then pulled out their Maczooka's and started shooting at the zombies. So get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know Running back into the top apartment as Tahu does a drunken running man while singing, they all noticed the Nuimobile, which had apparently been parked there somehow when Hero and Ingeitum came in. You're already a waitressI'm crazyAt least the one side I knew TAKANUVA: Tahu!! C'mon!! We've got to go!! Tahu just continued singing as the zombies entered the room. So get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know Tahu, after finishing his big finale, passed out into another one of his depressions, and Takanuva just dragging into the Nuimobile with the others as they flew out the top story window. But, suddenly realized the jets that made it fly was out of gas, so they all plummeted to the earth. Down at the bottom, Icarax managed to drag himself up just in time for the Nuimobile to crash on him. ICARAX: This figures… CHAPTER 1: V FOR V-TEAM Terridax continue his digging, as he had been doing all night long, in a desperate attempt to escape his cell. Unfortunately plastic silverware did not work very well, his psychopathic cellmate Bone Crusher, who belongs on an asylum and not a detention center, notices he is gone and decides to come looking for his 'best bud', and the mean guard Brutaka notices he's gone. Talk about a day. As he was digging, suddenly he noticed something… The ground was shaking. TERRIDAX: Is it an earthquake? As he struggle to figure out why the very ground under his feet was shaking, something began blocking out the lamps he had hung on the roof like an underground eclipse, and suddenly it was all too obvious. He had found him. And no matter how much he wished it had been the brutish guard Brutaka, it was not, for the shadow was well to large, rivaling that of Godzilla's shadow, despite its roundness, the muscular silhouette could be made out. BONE CRUSHER: Where is buddy going? Buddies don't go bye, bye without telling friend! Terridax stared up at the towering beast of a man, who weighed approximately 700 pounds in fat, but 800 in nothing but muscle, as the beast stared back with tears welling in his eyes. Despite the sign of weakness, Terridax's fear did not dissipate; it only grew for he knew what would come after was not very pleasant. BONE CRUSHER (Crying): You *sniff* hate *sniff* Bone *sniff* Crusher *sniff* don't *sniff* you *sniff*. TERRIDAX: No! Buddy, I - I just, I - BONE CRUSHER: BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!! Terridax fell flat on his butt as the massive inmate crashed his foot, the size of a boulder, down to the ground. Causing a massive shake in the earth's crust, sending a tsunami the height of five empire state building crashing into the coasts of Europe. TERRIDAX: No! I was making a play tunnel for you and me to have fun!! Bone Crusher's tears began to dissipate, and he stopped suddenly. We realize he was at this point hold Terridax across his leg, his head in one hand and both legs in the other, about to snap the Makuta in two. BONE CRUSHER: Really… *sniff* Bone Crusher like… Bone Crusher wants to help. TERRIDAX: Oh, no Boney, I've got it. You don't have to - Before Terridax could finish, the massive man had already begun. Holding the Makuta like a shovel, using his face as the business end and his legs as handles, he began shoveling away the dirt. Ignoring the muffled screams from the Makuta as his head was pounded into the rocks. TERRIDAX (Muffled): Melp!! Melp!! My meed melp!! Unfortunately, Terridax just passed out one he realized he had swallowed a worm.________________________________________________________ Elsewhere at that very moment, somewhere in a high security facility known as Stars Banking, owned by none other than the corporate giant in the modern world, Macrosoft Industries, three silhouetted figures walked up to the electrified gate. The figure in the middle, we assume as the leader, began combing his fluffy hair, then put on a strange mask and he suddenly realize he's not human. He's Toa. But with good hair. Covering and protecting the fluffy haven on his head using the specially made Kanohi that works like a helmet, the figure then clenched the comb, which we notice is about 12 inches long and has a handle making it like some cool cross with the ease of use of a brush but the awesome combing action of a regular comb, the Bromb (patent pending), as he and the other two figures approached the gate ignoring the 'No Trespassing' signs. As alarms went off and zamors began shooting from high in the air, the three silhouetted Toa, including the leader with great hair, where ready. One used a strange device similar in resemblance to that of kohli stick as a weapon, using it to knock the incoming zamors away like baseballs. The other seem to be using the element of fire to shoot the zamors, but is constantly unsuccessful and just lights himself on fire, however that is possible for a Toa, and stops drops and rolls as zamors continuously pummel him. However, the leader with great hair uses his Bromb (patent pending) as if it were a dagger, slicing the zamors in half in mid air. Jumping onto the gate, the leader with great hair cut straight through the metal with his Bromb (patent pending), and the group continued inside. Not looking back.________________________________________________________ TAKANUVA: 'Strange assailants broke into the world renowned high security facility, the Stars -' ???: STARS BANKING YOU FOOLS!! TUMA HAS SPOKEN!! TAKANUVA: Who's Tuma? I don't know, anyway… 'the Stars Banking secure holding facility, taking not money, as that had been emptied the day before due to plans to move the facility within Manhattan, but taking schedules for the transfer. Officials say the transfer shall be secured and Macrosoft's fundraising event tonight shall not be interrupted due to the minor setback.' Takanuva, sitting at the kitchen table in the Warehouse, placed the newspaper down. He stood up and looked around. After the heist last year when they broke into the Macrosoft headquarters, the two Order members decided to go rogue and join the B-Team as honorary members due to a distrust of the Order's current leader. So, they moved the B-Teams based here: to the Warehouse, where they've literally set up a home. Using the Nuicave as the actual base. At that moment, the Smoke Monster walked in and got some coffee, apparently having just woken up. TAKANUVA: Have you read the paper this morning? SMOKE MONSTER: Nope, just woke up. What's in it? TAKANUVA: Someone tried to break into the Stars Banking facility last night. I think it's not their first job either. SMOKE MONSTER: You think it's another team? TAKANUVA: Yeah, it's kind of weird… Suddenly, realization hit them both. TAKANUVA: Oh dear Mata Nui, the Element Lord cannot see this! He'll go crazy!! The Smoke Monster was already ahead of his friend, having snatched the paper and threw it into the blender until it was completely liquefied. After having dodged that bullet, the two walked into the living room to watch some TV. Coming into the kitchen as they left though, was of course Icarax. ICARAX: Oh, look. Somebody made a breakfast shake. Walking over to the blender, Icarax poured himself a glass of the thick liquid. ICARAX: Ewe… Ah well, the worst it tastes the better it is for you. Gulping down the whole glass, Icarax's eyes instantly went wide. He spat the disgusting liquid at the wall, but it was so thick it just bounced off. It finally stopped when it hit a bowling ball that was resting on the fridge. The bowling ball the rolled off its high perch, landing on Icarax's toe. Screaming in pain, Icarax began hopping up and down holding his hurt foot in pain, until he hopped over too close to the window and fell right out. Soon after he fell out, the Element Lord walked in. As he walked through the doorway, he suddenly stopped, smelling something. Getting down on all fours and smelling like a police dog after an escaping fugitive, the Element Lord's nose lead him right to the source: the blender. ELEMENT LORD: I smell a challenge!!________________________________________________________ ARTAKHA: So, you see, that's when my grandma died after he kitty Smoochie keeled over in front of her after having been bitten by the carnivorous mountain lion. She's so happy now, in death you know… Because dying is the only way to live… INGEITUM: That's what I say to all my victims before I kill them. The two sat at the dining room table as a mopping Tahu walked in. Tahu noticed Artakha there, and tried to turn around but they noticed him. INGEITUM: Hey Tahu! C'mon over here and talk to this guy! He's awesome!! TAHU: No thanks, I already want to kill myself enough right now… Tahu just walked out, and Ingeitum shrugged and got up to go work on the Nuimobile. Artakha just sighed. ARTAKHA: I'm always alone… He got up and walked to the window, opening it up and jumping out. Unfortunately, he landed directly on a mattress being carried by two FedEx workers. ARTAKHA: I'm so unlucky… I hate myself… ICARAX: C'MON!! HE GET'S THE MATTRESS!!________________________________________________________ Tahu sat in the living room, watching his reruns of Gali's favorite sixties sitcom I Love Lewa as he threw back (again, this is meant literally) his (milk). Watching him from across the room, the Smoke Monster and Argy sat in the Lazyboys, far enough back where Tahu couldn't hear them. SMOKE MONSTER: Tahu's not been drinking (milk) anymore. I actually think this is a bad thing. I mean, there was this whole ordeal when I still lived in Texas where I got ran over by a drunk driver - ARGY: Really, tell that story. SMOKE MONSTER: I can't, I was hit so hard I lost all my memory for months. Beyond that point, I have no idea what my life was like. Argy pretended he didn't care, being his usual sarcastic smart-remarking self, even though he really did, care he made sure no one knew that. SMOKE MONSTER: It kind of traumatized me. I mean, I definitely don't approve of Tahu's drinking for this, but he really needs it. I mean, look at him! Tahu continued to pour (milk) into his glass and throw it over his shoulder, not noticing that the container was out of (milk) so all he was throwing back was air. ARGY: That is pathetic. But why should I care if he's happy? SMOKE MONSTER: Because he's on your team. ARGY: Yeah, I work with the guy. It's not like we're the best of pals. SMOKE MONSTER: And if you don't help me then you'll never see the sun rise. Argy just snickered, both the consumption of the delicious snack bar and the form of a low sounded laugh with a smirk. ARGY: Yeah, sure… The Smoke Monster, being a smoke monster, suddenly turned into smoke, and flew into Argy's ear (or whatever the Matoran equivalent should be). Suddenly, Argy could no longer see. ARGY: AH! Get out of my head!! The Smoke Monster did so, and flew back into his chair and turned back into his Toa form. ARGY: Fine! But when it doesn't work, leave me alone! The Smoke Monster grinned. SMOKE MONSTER: Good then. No matter how much we dislike it, Tahu needs to start back drinking. Tahu, sitting on the couch, finally realized he was out of (milk), and turned to Takanuva, who was sitting beside him with the phone to his ear. TAHU: Takanuva… TAKANUVA: Yeah? TAHU: Could you go get me some more (milk)? TAKANUVA: Sure, I can do that. He didn't. TAHU: Takanuva, are you going to? Please. TAKANUVA: Yeah, sure, I'll take care of that tomorrow. TAHU: Why? There's more in the kitchen? TAKANUVA: Well I'm sorry! TAHU: For what? TAKANUVA: I don't care about your feelings anymore!! You lost that months ago!! Tahu jumped back shocked. TAKANUVA: WHY ARE YOU JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT ON THIS!! TAHU: I'm not!! You are!! TAKANUVA: OH DON'T GIVE ME YOUR LIES!! I KNOW YOU'RE WITH HIM!! TAHU: I'm with you!! TAKANUVA: DON'T CALL ME NAMES YOU RAHKSHI FACE!! TAHU: I DIDN'T!! YOU DID!! Takanuva got up and threw his cell phone out the window before sitting back down. TAKANUVA: Sorry about that Tahu, I was talking to Bella. Did you say something? TAHU: Yeah, but what in the world is going on with her! TAKANUVA: Oh, she supposedly visiting her 'old American Werewolf friend' in London, but I think she's cheating on me. TAHU: I know the feeling, but she's cheating on you with an American Werewolf in London? TAKANUVA: Yep… ELEMENT LORD (From Kitchen): I SMELL A CHALLENGE!! ALL (But the Element Lord): Oh dear Mata Nui! *face-palm*________________________________________________________ Outside, Icarax managed to drag himself up off the street and brush the tire marks off his back. He then noticed Artakha was standing at the window, looking upward. ICARAX: What are you doing? ARTAKHA: I saw something fly out the window. I'm waiting for it to hit me so it might cause a concussion or a bleed in my brain. ICARAX: Oh - The cell phone then landed right on Icarax's left eye. ARTAKHA: I hate my life… THE END_________________________________________________Was this a good first chapter? His Tahu really that depressed? AND WHY DOES ARTAKHA THINK THE WORLD IS SO AWFUL!! Find out in Chapter 2… CHAPTER 2: iPhone… No, EyeBrow… Nah… It's iPod. TAKANUVA: C'mon… You've got to be kidding me… They all stood in the living room, all watching the Element Lord and the Lewa Fan hatching yet another of their crazy plans. ELEMENT LORD: Okay, so, here's the plan: LEWA FAN: We start by sending two into the party to blend in. From there, they sneak into Terridax's office and they steal the keys to the safe. ELEMENT LORD: Next, the rest of us sneak into the storage room, disguised as the truck drivers delivering things for the party. From there, we'll sneak into the main security controls and we'll shut down the security camera's for upstairs. LEWA FAN: Because by this time the guards will be busy, we'll have one hour to get in and out before they return to see the lights are out. ELEMENT LORD: Once upstairs: ELEMENT LORD: We fight our way past the guards and into the safe. Here, we pack in as much money as we can carry and then we get out before the hours up. LEWA FAN: By the time any alarms are triggered, we'll be long gone… TAHU: Excuse me, but some of us are too busy moping around… ICARAX: Yeah, and I have a date. They all turned to Icarax, all apparently shocked. ICARAX: What? TAKANUVA: You have a date? And where exactly did you meet this woman again? ICARAX: Online. TAKANUVA: You do remember the last time right? *flashback* Icarax walked into the small diner and had a seat, waiting on his date to arrive. Not long after he ordered, a woman dressed in high heels and a long, beautiful red dress walked up, a hat lowered just enough, shading her face from the sun and hiding it from view. She sat down with him. WOMAN: Hello, you must be Icarax? Not to sound insulting, but you look nothing like you're picture. ICARAX: Yeah, that was taken a few years ago. What do you do for a living? She looked up at him, revealing the all too familiar face paint, red nose, and creepy smile. WOMAN: I'm a clown. I do a lot of children's- Icarax? She looked around, but Icarax was gone like the wind. *end flashback* ICARAX: *shivers* Never mind, my schedule just cleared. ARTAKHA: I wish I had a girlfriend… Oh… My life is awful… ARGY: Oh, just shut up! *at Element Lord* I guess we really don't have a choice but to show these fools up do we? ELEMENT LORD: Nope. Not really. TAKANUVA: Well we should! I demand a vote! TAHU: Yeah! LEWA FAN: Yeah! The Element Lord turned to his trusty sidekick. ELEMENT LORD: You helped me plan the whole thing! LEWA FAN: Oh yeah… EVERYONE: VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! ELEMENT LORD: EVERYONE!! CALM DOWN!! PLEASE!! They all turned to the very strange looking Matoran named Everyone, who stood in the back chanting 'Vote! Vote! Vote!' EVERYONE: Fine… As Everyone left, everyone went back to their arguing until they were interrupted by a sound so horrible, it put nails on a chalkboard to shame. This evil sound they would all never forget was known as… Polka. They all stared in shock as the source of the evil sound, a small iPhone, walked up the aisle being carried by a figure no one knew, yet they all knew. ELEMENT LORD: Brother… iBROW: Hello brother, long time no see. They were all shocked, except Argy, who was beginning to steam over the evilness of all evils resonating from iBrow's iPhone. EVERYONE: BROTHER!! ARGY: I thought we told you to get lost! The poor little Matoran conveniently named Everyone walked out, his shoulders in a slump. iBROW: I can catch these Toa for you… For the right price. ELEMENT LORD: You're not doing anything for us, for any price, iBrow. TAKANUVA: No! We're hearing this guy out! INGEITUM: Yeah! I have a date tonight! They all looked to Ingeitum. TAKANUVA: Are we going to have to do the whole flashback thing again or can we just move on? INGEITUM: What do you mean! I'm not a flimsy weakling like Icarax! ICARAX: Hey! ARTAKHA: If that makes you to depressed, then I know a guy that can supply a painfully slow death… Icarax just Artakha, and took a few steps away. But unfortunately, he stepped on a tack. Hurting his foot, he began grabbing at it, and made carefully sure he did not hop anywhere toward any windows. Instead he hopped through the front door and fell down the stairs. All seven flights to the Nuicave, where he then fell into a strange rocket type thing, accidentally turning it on, and blasted out the garage door. ICARAX: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!! It eventually stopped. On train tracks. ICARAX: ARE YOU KID- *choo… choo.* *splat* Back in the B-Team's living room: iBROW: C'mon, brother, can't we get past our differences? ELEMENT LORD: No! You went freelance! NO ONE CAN EXCEPT THIS!! NO ONE!! iBROW: C'mon! I've changed my name since then! ELEMENT LORD: YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK YOU TRAITOR!! TAKANUVA: C'mon Element Lord, he at least deserves a shot. Let him try to take care of these wannabes and if he can't by tonight's party, then we'll go with yours and Lewa Fan's - LEWA FAN: Me. They all looked at him strangely. TAKANUVA: Um, as I was saying, we'll go with yours and Lewa Fan's - LEWA FAN: Me. TAKANUVA: Oh shut up! LEWA FAN: No, I was talking to him. The Lewa Fan pointed to the back of the room, where the Matoran Everyone and Me, both seemingly conveniently named, stood. SMOKE MONSTER: I don't mean to be rude you two, but… GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY! WE DON'T KNOW YOU!! GO!! PLEASE!! They ran off crying. ARGY: See what you did. INGEITUM: You monster. The Smoke Monster just sunk into his seat. INGEITUM: You should be ashamed… iBROW: Give me 'til tonight. They'll be taken care of. ELEMENT LORD: Fine! But if they're not, we're all doing this plan!! Right Lewa Fan - LEWA FAN: Me. SMOKE MONSTER: He left. LEWA FAN: I know, that time I was actually talking about myself. Since they had reached an agreement, everyone left the room. Leaving poor Artakha alone. ARTAKHA: Everybody hates me… Artakha just fell flat on his face, then rolled across the floor, down the hall, to the stairs, down the stairs, into the Nuicave, onto another rocket, and sped to the train tracks and just laid. *choo… choo.* *derailed* Artakha just sat up in the crash site, as the remains of the still somehow living Icarax crawled up to the crash site. ARTAKHA: Just my luck… ICARAX: You've… got… to… be… kidding… me… Suddenly, the crash site lit on fire the moment Artakha walked away, lighting the poor unsuspecting Icarax on fire with it.________________________________________________________ Somewhere else in the city, the team known as the V-Team, consisting of three Toa: V-3, the Toa of Great Hair, Vrf3, the Toa of Spontaneous Combustion, and Virthee, the Toa of Fire. V-3 spoke into a phone, talking with a dark toned voice… V-3: Yes, they'll be taken care of sir. And you'll have your money. THE DARK CHRONICLER: Good, because I get tired of waiting. Tonight, revenge will be mine. THE END_________________________________________________Who is the Dark Chronicler? Is the V-Team really one guest star? AND WAS ICARAX REALLY THAT BUFF (No)!! Find out in Chapter 3… Edited October 14, 2011 by The BIONICLE Hero

[The Dark Chronicler]

Ah, good to see Taka and Tahu after all this time. I really like this chapter, especially the picture of Icarax, that it just hilarious. Indeed, Who is The Dark Chronicler? And It appears a three year old drew their plan... obviously a three year old tactical genius. The chapter is nicely funny, and mostly makes sense. The parts that don't make sense are clearly there for comedic purposes though. Overall, I like this chapter just as much as I did when I first read it.

[bioniclehero01]

Now, ladie's and germs... I am pleased to present to you the new chapter, after a long, hard, complication filled battle to do so. Posting comedies is harder than I remember... It's exausting. Excuse me while I go recharge with poptart. CHAPTER 3: PAINS OF A BROKEN HEART, EASILY FIXED WITH ADVIL That Afternoon, somewhere in New York… Icarax was out running that afternoon through New York, as he usually done every day.He never noticed he was being followed by a strange looking man.Oh, wait, woman… Bearded woman. *shivers* He’s so beautiful… he – she – thought to herself as she cowered behind a public mail box.Oh, how he – um, she – loved him so.Yeah sure, they had only been on one date.Yeah, he pretended to be freaked out by her being a clown and didn’t even notice the red beard which was fashionably styled as a smile. Oh, how beautiful their children would be… And that time would be coming soon she knew.For at first sight, sitting there at that café in Queens, she saw the man she loved.That black, curvy face.Those beautiful long skinny arms.The shimmering plastic… Oh, how she – “Hey! Watch it!” she screamed as she jumped up. “What do you think you’re doing!”“Sorry!” the mail man said, “I wasn’t paying attention."She spat out the mail that the mail man had just tried putting in her mouth.Apparently confusing her as the mail box while he was talking with a friend. “It’s because of my beard isn’t it?” she said, hate drifting into her eyes.“Um… no sir”“I’m a woman!” the bearded lady screamed as she slapped the mail man across the face with her pocket book. She stormed off, steaming. How could that man have been so awful?When I’m president, she thought, I’ll make the term ‘circus freak’ illegal.Oh, how she despised the world…Most of all mail men. Now, at least, that is. Icarax!She had been distracted for only a second!Where could he have gone!No! I can’t lose you! Not like the last one! She spun around in a wild panic.No! Not again! I can’t lose him again! I love him so!She turned a table, of which a happy family of four just happened to be eating at, upside down.I WON’T BE LOCKED UP AGAIN!! She spun and slammed right into the poor Makuta of her affection.Icarax hence then fell flat on his butt on the hard concrete.“Oh baby!” she said as she bent down to help him up. “Are you okay!” Icarax took the help.“Thanks.” he said.“No problem.” she replied, “Anything for the love of my life.” Icarax’s eyes grew wide as she said this.He looked into her eyes, her evil, crazy eyes.“Y- y- you… H- h- how d- did you f- find me?” he asked, paralyzed with fear as the two bluish grey eyes staring back at him like two tormenting monsters. “So, do you want some brunch, or –“ the crazy bearded woman began saying, but then noticed something odd…Icarax was already gone.“Wait!” she screamed as she stormed after the silhouette running in the distance, “I love you!” “Leave me alone you circus freak!” Icarax called back.Why wouldn’t she leave him alone!? “Honey! There’s no need for name calling!” she replied to the distant voice running toward the sunset, “do you need punished?”Icarax glanced back, and noticed a big eighteen wheeler driving behind the woman in the distance.Instantly flashes of his long, pathetic life depicted in the previous comedy surfaced, and as his blood ran cold he picked up speed. That is, until he fell into the manhole. “Honey! Are you okay down there!” the crazy woman asked as she reached it.“Leave me alone!” he replied from the darkness. Hey, at least he was safe down here, right? “OH DEAR MATA NUI! NO! SPARE ME!!” he screamed as the sewer crocodiles began nibbling on his plastic body.“Don’t worry,” the voice of Artakha, who was somehow down there with him, said, “You get used to it…”“WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME!” At an Odd Looking Apartment in Brooklyn… iBrow walked into his small apartments living room, which was nothing like a regular apartment.Much like his brother, he obsessed over his objectives. All around the walls, like wallpaper, maps of New York and security photos of the mysterious V-Team were posted there. Ah, iBrow thought, Home sweet home.iBrow walked over to his couch with his laptop and took a seat.At that moment, his Matoran assistant named Hafu walked in.“Did you get what I needed?” iBrow asked without looking up from the computer screen. “Y-yes sir… I d-did.” the Po-Matoran replied.iBrow looked at him, waiting for a long moment.“Well…” he finally asked, “where is it.”“Oh, you wanted me to bring it?” the cowering Matoran said. “Of course I did!” iBrow yelled at him in frustration.“Well you should have been more clear!” Hafu defended himself in vain.“What’s more clear than ‘Hey Hafu, bring an invitation to Stars Banking party tonight, will you?’!”“Oh…” iBrow sighed and got up, brushing Hafu’s shoulder as he walked by.Hafu instantly jumped back in a panic. “No! Germs! GERMS!”Hafu ran to the kitchen sink as iBrow just shook his head.Why did I have to hire the mental case that’s afraid of everything… iBrow left poor Hafu as he scrubbed his arm raw, trying desperately to remove the germs, when suddenly he realized he was using a kitchen sponge…The king of all germy things…“WHAT HAVE I DONE!!” he screamed to the air, “WHY! WHY MATA NUI! WHY!” Then the poor fellow glanced over at some matches and lighter fluid.Fire will kill those evil germs… My phobias will not get the best of me!Then he remembered, he was afraid of fire.And also as the kitchen sink was running, he also remembered he was afraid of water. Then he just fell to the floor.Forgetting he was afraid of it. Stars Banking Headquarters… iBrow walked into the relatively empty bank.Wow… This place is nice. He walked over to the front desk.“Hello, I’d like to make an account.” he said to the woman at the desk.The woman turned, revealing herself to really be Tuma in disguise.“Ha!” he exclaimed in victory as he ripped off his blond wig, “I have foiled your evil plan!” “Yeah, um… Who are you?” iBrow asked.Tuma was shocked. “You mean, you don’t recognize me? The nephew of the great and all powerful Terry Dax himself? The evil among all evils? The great prince of darkness himself!”“Yeah, no.” iBrow replied, bored. “I just want an account so I can come to the party tonight and get some free food.” “You do not recognize the great Tuma! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!”“Blaw, blaw, blaw… Whatever Puma, just get me my account and invitation and I’ll be gone.”“But you see, fool! I shall never give you an invitation! For –“ iBrow was gone.And with him, an invitation to the banking party tonight. Tuma just slapped his wig back on and turned away pouting.As he turned, he was met by his assistant, Zalko, who was staring at him - or more specifically the mini-dress he was wearing - like he was crazy.“What?” Tuma asked.“Sir, why are you dressed as a woman?” Zalko replied.“It was part of a plan.”“Yeah, sure, Mr. Puma. Sure it was.” Zalko turned and walked away calmly as the once great actor that played the once great Skrall leader’s face turned red.“My! Name! Is! TUMA!” A weary customer, starring at Tuma's strange attire, walked up to the front desk. “Yeah, Mr. Tuna, can I get an account please?”“Yeah, whatever…” Somewhere Else in New York… The dark, cloaked figure stood there in the warehouse, his red eyes revealing nothing of his future plans.Tonight would be the night, he thought.The trap was set.The bait couldn’t resist. Tonight, as he knew, the B-Team would die.And with them, Ingeitum would fallow. The Dark Chronicler will have victory…Revenge will be mine… THE END_________________________________________________Why is Icarax’s ‘girlfriend’ stalking him? Why is Hafu such a mental case? AND WHO IS THIS DARK CHRONICLER MR. TUNA! Find out in Chapter 4…

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I missed this comedy. I'm glad you're still making chapters, TBH! I've only had time to read (or should I say 're-read') the prologue, but I'll read the rest of it when I get the chance to do so. The prologue itself, though, was really funny. (Nice I Am Legend reference! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png) I look forward to reading the other chapters again as well as the new one.

[Voltex]

The old chapters were just as great as before, and Chapter 3 lives up to them! Hopefully updates can be relatively frequent, because this comedy is awesome. Definitely up there on the list- it's a shame this hasn't been posted in more already. -ibrow

[bioniclehero01]

Yes, that is a shame. I need more posts. PEOPLE!! IF YOU POST, I SHALL PAY YOU WITH IMAGINARY MONEY!! YOU SHALL GET A STEADY, 2 IMMAGINARY DOLLARS FOR EVERY POST!! PLEASE KEEP THE POSTS A COMIN'!! Okay... That was noobish. Oh well. Anyways, time for the some updates. As far as updates go, I probably will not be able to get on a good shedule until after the holidays, but I hope to by Janurary have chapters weekly (sort of like a TV series, the same day each week ). Mostly, I have two multiple part comedy specials I'm writting with other authors (Ironman197 for Halloween and The Dark Chronicler for Thanksgiving), along with a three part Christmas special to be posted arround my birthday (December 11), which should really slow down the main chapters for a couple months but I still promise I will not go too long of periods without any main-story chapter updates. Also concerning holiday specials, don't expect the T&T holiday norm for them. I'm trying to go for something new and fresh with these going for a more unique story for each and a different style of comedy that sightly differs from the norm, kind of optimized for the different holidays and for my co-writers own comedy styles. But for the three part Christmas, which I shall be doing alone (well, for now... I may offer someone else to help), I have a huge mini-plot that will actually give backstory to some of the characters and some of the plots (such as why Takanuva and Tahu are friends). Next up, and probably the single biggest... The reason behind reverting back to just "Fun with Taka & Tahu" as the title. Well, in the best way to put it, and really the ONLY way, there will be NO more sequels. This is NOT to say Armed & Dangerous is cancelled, simply that Fun with Taka & Tahu is now a single comedy series with multiple serialized seasons starting with Catch that Toa and then continuing with Armed & Dangerous (more details of which will be released on later, along with a banner, hopefully before October is up). Now I'd also like to say that with this new format, as long as I have readers and my veiws continue to grow, this comedy will be continued for quite sometime, either to when the readers begin to drift away or when I just feel it is the right time to end it. I already have plans for a season four that will really take the series into some new territory. Now with 2 now 'technically' the first season in the series, which is technially still the sequel to the original comedy, I'm hoping to get to repost an edited and fixed up version of the orriginal too that will be more understandable and with less plot holes and a lot more character development. And most importantly... NO spelling errors! Going back and re-reading it I cannot BELIEVE I ignored THAT many spelling errors... I mean how did I not realize it had gotten THAT bad? Yikes... I really need to do some fixing up there for sure. Just note this is not an actual rewrite, just... redrafts of the orriginals with new content added where I see fit. Anyways, I hope you guys reading this are looking forward to my Halloween special. I also MIGHT have a new main-story chapter up by tomorrow... But that chapter really need some fine tuning, so it's only a maybe. Now, if you shall excuse me, I shall leave you with this very violent and disturbing image: Wow... Now that's just sick... P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Okay, I finally got around to re-reading chapter 1 and 2 and reading chapter 3. All of them were really good. I thought the B-Team making their plan was written really well. Naming Matoran 'Everyone' and 'Me' was clever, and I liked it a lot. And poor Icarax. He just can't get a break, can he? The new chapter was good too. I can't imagine seeing Tuma wearing a wig. That would look weird. Hafu overreacting to the germs was funny too. I did find one sentence with a mistake in it, and it is:

she replied to the distant voice running toward the sunset, “do you need punished?”

This doesn't sound right to me. I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say here, so I don't know how to correct it. Anyway, this is still a great comedy and I can't wait to read the next chapter! And yes, that image is disturbing in a way.

[Voltex]

Updates are cool and such. Also, I'm currently writing a chapter of Tahu vs. Tahu: Aftermath that'll have some heavy references to this.Cuz I love this comedy. So much. -ibrow

[bioniclehero01]

Well... Slap me and call yourself Tahu!! I think I'm flattered. I can't wait to read it, iBrow. Also, the current chapter still needs some tweeking before I'm satisfied with it. It's just too short for my liking. Shall probably have it up no later than the weekend. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Voltex]

Well... Slap me and call yourself Tahu!! I think I'm flattered. I can't wait to read it, iBrow. Also, the current chapter still needs some tweeking before I'm satisfied with it. It's just too short for my liking. Shall probably have it up no later than the weekend. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Special chappie is up already. Cuz I'm just that awesome. [/bragging] Anyway, can't wait to see the chapter. Also, I've been thinking recently about the GCC- with me having my Tahus from Tahu vs. Tahu in it, and you having your Tahu, and I'm sure someone else will have a Tahu... that's a lot of Tahus. -ibrow

[bioniclehero01]

Who wants another chapter? No one? Well too bad, here it is. Also, iBrow. I checked out the chapter and loved it, just haven't gotten the chance to reply yet. I'll make sure I get to that tomorrow after school. CHAPTER 4: WHAT IS THIS ACCUSATION YOU SPEAK OF? LEWA FAN: What are you doing sir? Standing in the garage of the B-Team warehouse, of which they apparently have stolen from the Order of Mata Nui whom seem to be referenced a lot in this comedy series but never actually seen, the Element Lord of Milk was packing a bag as the Lewa Fan interrogated – um, asked him – what he was doing. ELEMENT LORD: I’m getting ready for tonight. LEWA FAN: What… But your brother, isn’t he going to – ELEMENT LORD: I fight my own battles, Mr. Fan, not my obnoxious, self centered, egotistic brother. LEWA FAN: But, sir, don’t all those traits fit you? ELEMENT LORD: Yeah, but it’s different. LEWA FAN: How? ELEMENT LORD: I’m not him. Lewa Fan just shrugged and walked into the living room as Ingeitum approached the Element Lord. INGEITUM: Okay, I have my things packed. ELEMENT LORD: What all did you pack? INGEITUM: Oh, nothing much… Just a bazooka, two tanks, the Nuisuits, a mini fridge, three air beds, my entire collection of bladed weapons, a large assortment of hands guns, five snipers rifles, an old man named Bobby, and a few small nukes. ELEMENT LORD: What’s the old man for? INGEITUM: Testing the nukes. The Element Lord just pretended he didn’t hear that. As Ingeitum walked over to the other side of the garage, the black Honda Civic known as the Nuimobile drove up. In it was Hero, who had oddly been missing for the last few chapters for unknown – HERO *whispering*: Hey! Buddy! I’m trying to sneak in! Be quiet will you! Okay, but you’re not doing a very good job of it anyways. I mean, for Mata Nui’s sake it’s the middle of the day. You’re driving into the garage where two of your teammates happen to just be hanging out, and you’re radio is blasting like crazy with a Train CD. HERO: Oh just shut up! Hero got out and tip toed toward the door, but didn’t make it five steps before – INGEITUM: Hero! Where you been, dawg! HERO: Out. And Ingeitum, why on earth are you talking like that? INGEITUM: I been listenin’ to some Snoop, fool! HERO: Yeah, well stop. You know that stuff messes with your head. Argy walked up to Ingeitum, holding out a newspaper. ARGY: Hey Ingeitum, you have to see – INGEITUM: Shut up fool! ARGY: What!? INGEITUM: I pity a fool! ARGY: Okay… Ingeitum ripped the paper out of Argy’s hands, tore it to shreds, chewed it up, and spat it back out. ARGY: Fine then… Argy just turned and walked away as Ingeitum stood on all fours, his mouth covered in whip cream he sprayed on it no more than five seconds ago, as the Smoke Monster noticed and quickly walked away too. HERO: Okay, maybe I should have hurried back. INGEITUM: Yeah, where have you been? HERO: Um… Lunch. INGEITUM: A three day lunch? HERO: It was a buffet. INGEITUM: But – HERO: I THOUGHT WE WHERE FRIENDS! INGEITUM: Uh, yeah – HERO: WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME! I’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG YOU RAP LOVING WHACKO! Hero just stormed off. ELEMENT LORD: What was that about. INGEITUM: Shut up fool! Ingeitum just walked away spitting randomly as he tried to rap.________________________________________________________ Lewa Fan sat on the couch watching his favorite show in the whole world as Argy sat beside him trying to read. LEWA FAN: You know what I love about this show so much? Argy ignored him. LEWA FAN: It's great display of drama and how well they portray their characters. There is no dumb soap drama here, this is the real deal. It makes you feel for it's characters. It makes you sad when they're sad, it makes your - ARGY: Look, Lewa Fan, I don't really care how much you love My Little Pony, I'm trying to read here. LEWA FAN: But it's not just some show about ponies! It isn't!! It's a deep emotional dramedy about how friendship… How friendship is magic, and how we all should just learn to get along and be - *doorbell rings* LEWA FAN: About how - *doorbell rings* LEWA FAN: It's about how we should all just be fr- *doorbell rings constantly as if some raving mad lunatic was consistently ringing it* LEWA FAN: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!! I'M COMIN'!! Lewa Fan angrily stormed off to answer the door… Finally, he was beginning to get on Argy's nerves. But in Lewa Fan's wake, Argy found himself staring at the screen, like he was looking at some infectious virus. ARGY: I hate this show. Who would like such a show? I mean, really, who would like such a thing? It's so… So… It came back from commercial, and after a quick glance in several directions as to make sure he was alone… ARGY: OOH! I love this episode!! It's when Pinkie Pie goes crazy!________________________________________________________ Lewa Fan stormed toward the door like a tornado toward cattle, ripping it open so fast he didn't realize his face was in the way. LEWA FAN: Ouch… HAROLD: Ooh, that had to hurt. You okay? LEWA FAN: Yeah, sure… Whatever. What do you want? I'm missing my show? The scrawny man in a tinfoil hat referred to as Harold looked in both directions. HAROLD: You a Brony too? LEWA FAN: No! Course not, I mean - yeah. HAROLD: I'm TIVOing it. LEWA FAN: I wish we had TIVO. HAROLD: I thought everybody did? LEWA FAN: No. My boss thinks they're trying to take over the world. HAROLD: The TIVO people? But they're so nice! LEWA FAN: Look, I'm in a - HAROLD: I'll hurry, brother. This is just a quick message from your Energy Guardian. Lewa Fan looked at him like he was crazy? LEWA FAN: Huh…? HAROLD: Brother? You do realize what today is right? LEWA FAN: Thursday? HAROLD: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!! ARE YOU INSANE MAN!! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!! ARE YOU ILLITERATE!! Lewa Fan watched as the scrawny - crazy - man ran around the street screaming to the top of his lungs: HAROLD: THIS POOR FOOL DOES NOT REALIZE WHAT TODAY IS!! THIS POOR FOOL SHALL DIE IN THE FREEZER OF SOPHACABOONISTINE!! Lewa Fan slammed the door shut. LEWA FAN: What in the world was that about. HAROLD: The world. Startled, Lewa Fan jumped, quickly spinning around with the reflexes of a cat at the sound of bath water to find Harold standing behind him. LEWA FAN: How did you get in here!! HAROLD: I am a Messenger of the Energy King of Zarglog! The all powerful Wooshinstine!! LEWA FAN: Woosherstine? HAROLD *annoyed*: Wooshinstine. The all powerful Energy King, Guardian of the Four Galaxies of Saahafgabooperstine and King of Zarglog! LEWA FAN: Please, don't eat me. Harold looked at him with his crazy eyes. HAROLD: What would give you that idea, brother? LEWA FAN: Just… a feeling. HAROLD: I have come here to warn you my brother! LEWA FAN: That you're gonna eat me? HAROLD: No! You are making Wooshinstine angry! LEWA FAN: Wouldn't want that… HAROLD: Now listen, brother! The command has been given! The Four Stars of Laphantabeen are nearly in line! Tonight the world shall die in a horrible eruption of fire and Twinkies as the minions of Wooshinstine from the planet of Zarglog invade at exactly 10:23 PM eastern standard time!! LEWA FAN: I thought that was supposed to be next year? HAROLD: Change of plans. Lewa Fan nodded… HAROLD: You have been warned brother! Spread the word! We must celebrate!! TONIGHT WE ALL DIE AT THE HANDS OF TWINKIE LOVING ENERGY BEINGS!! Lewa Fan just stared at him. LEWA FAN: And… This is a good thing? Harold stopped for a second, using his insane crazy man brain to think for a moment. HAROLD: Well… I had actually never thought of it like that… Harold walked out, moping. LEWA FAN: Wait… If the world is destroyed tonight by the crazy man's energy beings, THEN THAT COMPLETELY RUINS MY SCHEDULE!! Lewa Fan ran off to his office. He had some paperwork to do.________________________________________________________ The cloaked figure sat there alone, as he does at the end of every chapter of course. But this time, instead of planning his revenge, the Dark Chronicler was doing something much, much more vile… He was watching Oprah reruns. DARK CHRONICLER: Oh… That’s so sweet… Then his phone rang. He answered it angrily. DARK CHRONICLER: NO ONE CALLS DURING OPRAH!! V-3 *on phone*: Sorry sir… But we have an update and a problem. They’re taking the bait, but there’s another one joining in. He’s apparently the Element Lord’s brother. DARK CHRONICLER: Then you know what to do with problems. Take care of it. And fast. V-3 *on phone*: Yes sir. iBrow will be dead before tonight. THE END_________________________________________________Where was Hero? Why was Icarax not hurt in some way as Artakha complained that it wasn’t happening to him? AND ARE ENERGY BEINGS FROM OF THE PLANET ZARGLOG OF THE SAAHAFGABOOPERSTINE GALAXIES REALLY GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!! Find out in Chapter 5 before THE WORLD ENDS!! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Edited October 20, 2011 by The BIONICLE Hero

[Voltex]

Poo, I'm gonna die. Wait a minute, I'm iBrow! That means that those guys trying to kill me shall find themselves deaded instead!Muahaha! Power is wonder! -ibrow

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Hero has been missing from the last few chapters. I didn't notice that. I wonder where he's been? Anyway, my favorite part of this chapter was the part with Lewa Fan and Harold. The world ending in fire and twinkies sounds terrifying. I wonder how the B-team and the others will stop the Energy Beings. AND WHERE IS ICARAX?!

[bioniclehero01]

All shall be revealed... Later. Also, don't worry iBrow, you will deffinately survive to make it to the next season. This does not necessarily apply to your assistant though (hint, hint). Also, glad you liked the Harold joke SM. I wonder how many people can figure out what I was parodying? P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Edited October 21, 2011 by The BIONICLE Hero

[Voltex]

I only have an assistant? One? Uno? Un? Sweet. -ibrow

[lewafan21]

I AM NOT A BRONY IN REALL LIFE!!! >

[Voltex]

I AM NOT A BRONY IN REALL LIFE!!! >

You know you want to become one, though.lolnotrly, jk. -ibrow

[bioniclehero01]

Sorry for the lack of updates lately... But, I just have a few updates.First, I'm not dead.Second, I'm working on a new chapter to have up this weekend. YEY!Anyways I'll be editing this post hopefully sometime tomorrow with another update and hopefully a better explanation for my absence.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Voltex]

Sorry for the lack of updates lately... But, I just have a few updates.First, I'm not dead.Second, I'm working on a new chapter to have up this weekend. YEY!Anyways I'll be editing this post hopefully sometime tomorrow with another update and hopefully a better explanation for my absence.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

You better be sorry! You can tell I'm angry because I'm using my angry colour. -ibrow

[Vinylstep]

It's been too long since i've posted in here... I be so sorry . ... Anyways, i'll try to get posting more on here soon so we can get this back up. Can you ever forgive me?Ingeitum: I doubt it. ... But it is good to see that you're not dead(yet), and that a new chapter is coming. Also iBrow, don't use no Angry fonts. ... I'm talking weird because I know how to talk correctly, but I choose not to.EDIT: Darn it! Yesterday was my 3rd year anniversary of BZP and I forgot. Now I feel even worse.

Edited November 23, 2011 by ironman197

[bioniclehero01]

I got a short, late night (at least for me anyways) update for you guys. Sure it could wait until tomorrow, but I won't be able to sleep until I post this. So, for those of you wondering where my Christmas special is, well, it's in the future. To be more clear, it shall be posted, along with a preveiw of a T&T main chapter (which'll be posted on New Years Eve with another coming New Years Day), somewhere arround five or six. So, if you're interested in my comedy, then hop in your time machine and go check it out. If not... then... well... Find a way to pass the time... Like TV. Read... Catch up on some homework... Or, ya' know, if you're in my time zone do what I should be doing and sleep...Oh, and another thing, before you ask, no I did not disappear off the face of the Earth for the last few weeks. I've been on a globe-trotting adventure searching for the lost city of Atlantis... Oh, ya' know, I was just busy with family stuff. But that's not exciting. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Voltex]

I got a short, late night (at least for me anyways) update for you guys. Sure it could wait until tomorrow, but I won't be able to sleep until I post this. So, for those of you wondering where my Christmas special is, well, it's in the future. To be more clear, it shall be posted, along with a preveiw of a T&T main chapter (which'll be posted on New Years Eve with another coming New Years Day), somewhere arround five or six. So, if you're interested in my comedy, then hop in your time machine and go check it out. If not... then... well... Find a way to pass the time... Like TV. Read... Catch up on some homework... Or, ya' know, if you're in my time zone do what I should be doing and sleep...Oh, and another thing, before you ask, no I did not disappear off the face of the Earth for the last few weeks. I've been on a globe-trotting adventure searching for the lost city of Atlantis... Oh, ya' know, I was just busy with family stuff. But that's not exciting. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

*Cough*You played Uncharted*Cough*I'd scold you for playing video games instead of writing chapters, but TF2 did the same thing to me in November.So you are forgiven. Sort of. Ok not really.-ibrow

[Toa Smoke Monster]

It's good to hear that this comedy isn't dead. Its one of the few I read on a regular basis. :)I look forward to the new chapters!

[Vinylstep]

GASP! How did you know about my time machine?! Well, two can play at this game. Take this! *pulls out a giant scary laser cannon and fires... directly into my face*AH! MY FACE! IT BURNS!Ingeitum: ... Yeah. I look forward to it too. Also iBrow... Ironman did that too. Also, it might help too read that post in the topic for the new Chistmas special; Just saying. An early Merry Smissmas everyone.

[bioniclehero01]

Late night update: I'll be posting a new chapter tomorrow and will update this post with a new update.And yes, it is after two in my area. Yes, I do sleep. I'm just sleep posting.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Voltex]

I think you said the next chapter would be here like, way back in October or something. But okay Hero, we'll believe you. When the chapter comes -ibrow

[bioniclehero01]

No, no... It was November. Though I really do need to stop announcing when I'm going to post them though... Everytime I do something happens, ANYTHING happens, whether it be my horrible internet conection goes out again, a storm blows through, or ice cream truck passes my street corner and I'm unable to come through. Though, it will be done this weekend for certain. I mean, half of it's already completed, so unless something goes wrong... again... it shouldn't even take me half an hour to complete. Unless it goes out again like it did just about ALL day yesterday, I should be good...But as for the anouncement at least, since winter breaks over and I'm actually not that busy lately, I intend on updating the comedy every weekend, whether it be Friday, Saturday, or Sunday (yes, adding Friday is cheating), and also expect more frequent updates like this one more frequently also, because as soon as I finish season 2 there'll be another LONG time without a new chapter (well, minus a few possible shorter build-up chapters to the next season) and working NONSTOP on preparing a more organized story for season 3 during that time. This way, there won't be another three or four months without a chapter. Just keep in mind that I am working on the comedy, just not updating. Think of it like a break between seasons on a TV series, just not that long. Also, speaking of season three, keep an eye on my sig. There'll be clue images added in every so often, most of them will be VERY vaque but if you can put the clues together you might be able to figure out the concept. Such as what BIONICLE character might appear as the main villain, or if the story stays in New York or branches out elsewhere (which it will eventually).Well... There's the update at least. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

[Voltex]

I consider Friday evenings to be part of the weekend. That's why I work on Comedies then, myself.Also, chapters every weekend? No offense, but that seems like a stretch. -ibrow

[fishers64]

Good to see this mega-awesome comedy back, although it sometimes gets a little too silly. Still wish you the best of luck, TBH trying to write stuff.