Oh, woe is me! My best and closest friend in the whole world has vanished on me. Gone! Gone, I tell you, gone, completely and utterly disappeared into a pit of absolute, blank nothingess! *Holds out hands, sobbing hysterically.* Oh, Veggietales Topic, how I long to grasp your hands in mine once more, to brush my fingers across the add reply button, to gaze dreamily into your many-paged depths, to allow the truest words of my heart to flow down my fingertips into a post in your limits. But no! No
The following are real, living testimonies, each proclaiming in its original way the truth in "Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bionicle." Each was written by a supposedly flesh-and-blood person, who is, as far as we can tell, still breathing and thinking on a reasonably sane note. Do not doubt what can be proven, for it may become so.
I tried this early one Saturday morning, and I can say with absolute certainty that it worked, honest for goodness! After I staggered home and managed to ge
Many a time, as I stroll leisurely down the street, glancing at the various passersby, I feel this odd tug inside. Suddenly, the mailman's face flashes just for a moment to remind me of Lewa, or the lady at Wal-Mart looks strangely like a Great Temple Squid. Then, just as quickly, they have their normal faces again, staring at me as though I just burst into a fit of yodeling.
After much thought, I came to realize that these strange flashes are really the everyday people's inner Bionicles comi
Hello! This is my blog entry for saying goodbye and hello to everybody here on BZPower!
If it is morning where you are, then good morning! Have a great day! Make sure to drink lots of coffee and enjoy the sun!
If it is evening where you are, then good evening! I hope your day went well! Enjoy what's left of it!
If it is nighttime where you are, then good night! Sleep well! Don't let the bed bugs bite!
If it is snowing where you are, keep warm! Wear your nice, warm coat and eat lot
Carapar can do it, can you?
Launching squids is a snap. Of course, if you would rather keep your squids healthy and whole, you might want to be more careful while launching them. Treat them with respect; the neck they go for next could be yours.
I don't know if it'll work for anyone else, but this is how I launch them:
I watched the instruction movie on bionicle.com, and they launch them completely differently than I do. If you have time, do you want to test my way of launching and
Should I start this blog off with a question...? Or should I say what's on my mind? Add a cello here to add a sad impression...
I just wanted to mention I'm about a week behind on PMs. I've recently gotten myself hooked on a certain video game and have been playing that during my computer time instead of answering messages. (Shame on me! *Smacks forehead.*)
As soon as I finish the game (I'm almost done, hurrah!), I'll begin answering my lovely little personal messages. They're so fuzzy...
I finished Halo last night, so I'm back to answering my messages. The inbox is still full, though, so don't write me back (unless you like getting the error message; then you can write me as much as you want). As soon as I get everything answered, I'll unfullify it.
TLH managed to beat him to one of the messages, but the last two...
So that's why the roof caved in yesterday...
On another note, kamikaze onions are truly something to be feared. Never, ever walk through a garden withou
Strazz is right, so right.
Because they are coming.
Coming to conquer your posts.
To conquer you.
On March first...
Are you ready?
Turakii
P.S. Say yes, or Carapar will smack you with a squid.
Hi this is Melnay (Turakii's little sister.)
I'm going to write about about the color Magenta.
Magenta is a lovley color, a mix between pink and purple, and it's not Larryboys color becuase he would look silly in Magenta.
It's still a beautiful color.
But what if Lego bricks where made in Meganta, then Lego would loose its costemers becuase the boys would not want them, and the girls wouldn't want them becuase they'd have alot of Barbies. So it will turn it into a toddler toy and the
The entry topic is closed. That means the polls will be posted soon. I'm scared. Where's Pohuaki? What's he doing?
He's in General Art.
Now he's looking at the board index.
Now he's in the Creative Outlet.
Now he's back in General Art again.
Still in General Art.
Now he's reading the board index again.
Board message! AAHH! *Runs in circles.* Where's my binoculars!? Where's my telescope!? Where's my crystal ball!?
Whew, it's back. Still at the board index.
Now he's in
Everyone insists algebra is easy, but I'm having the most difficult time with these problems. Help! Solve these and you get an invisible doughnut!
The band leader wants to line up the 92 band members in four rows so each row has more members than the row before. Where should he put the tuba players?
A store owner sells two pairs of running shoes for each pair of high-tops. He goes out of business. How much are the high-tops?
If two pairs of high tops cost the same as one boot and a pair
Are you bored?
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Once upon a time, long ago, in some universe so far away nobody ever bothered to actually measure, there lived a biomechanical being named Metal Oaf.
Metal Oaf had a rather bad life. Between his reputation and how he lived up to it, he couldn't go anywhere without walking into at least one brick wall on the way there and two or three on the way back, with a few prickly bushes in between for good measure. Fortunately, he didn't go anywhere very often; he was too busy
Now come on, guys, don't tell me you don't wear squid on your arm! It's only the very latest fashion!
Turakii
P.S. I got Carapar, I got Carapar! His name reminds me of...people who work with wood...
P.S.S. You're supposed to cheer, clap, do cartwheels, balance a fork on your forehead, or show some form of happiness at this point.
I made use of my highly advanced organizational techniques and reorganized my inbox.
However, assuming my computer doesn't explode in my face, I may have everything back under control before next week.
Turakii
P.S. On another note, I have a sudden death wish, so here goes...I've never even seen Halo once in my life!
...
Odd, I'm still alive.
I have seen (and played) Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge, Bionicle Heroes, Tribes 2, the Bionicle game, Serious Sam TSE, Quake 2, Quake 3
Allow me to begin this entry on a reasonably sane note:
Ninja snowflakes fighting crazy moldy socks.
That over, let's get on to the point.
There is a plague spreading about the forum. A terrible, multi-colored plague. It's unbelievably contagious, and although not deadly, it can take weeks to sufficiently recover.
The name of this plague?
Ellipses.
Shocking, yes, and certainly not what you were expecting---but true. Look around you. How many members do you see using the
Well, Keyblade told me to talk about my life for once, so I'm going to make him regret it.
Well, I got Carapar yesterday, and not only is his name spelled with no K, but his armor is a lot more cool-looking than he looks in the pictures, because it's brown and gold swirled together, and he's just so pose-able that you can’t help but like him. He has these scissor-like tools which are just the right size to close on your wrist, and his squid launcher is so rubbery that you can twang it with yo
You may have heard this before, but I've always wanted to put it...somewhere.
And it's all true. That's the funny part.
Rules for Writers
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Pare
Because I just realized I should be doing something in my control panel instead of here!
Why am I...not here?
I'm going to give you something to do while I struggle to answer the above question. While on the subject of questions...
Okay, here's a question for you. Just a few. A few. A few. That means not many, Turakii. Be quiet now. I am. I know you are.
...You should talk to yourself sometime, it's fun. No it's not. It is, and stop pestering me already! I don't want to. Ha, you end
Isn't it pretty?
EDIT: And what is this? I missed one little bracket and my quote tag just...tranformed. (Spaces added so it wouldn't turn into a weird quote box.)
You don't mind if I blog today about ellipses, do you?[/color ][/quote ]
Turakii
How did NP know? How did he know that, the second I finished reading the very last syllable, I would turn around to see a shiny, neon-orange metal object hurtling from the sky and burying itself in my front yard, forever dooming the daffodils?
My neighbor, Mr. Bob (not to be confused with Bob the Tomato, who mysteriously vanished some time ago) dashed out of his house and hugged the ovular object, murmuring to himself, "Shiny...shiny...shiny..."
Obviously, the rest of us doubted the wisdom
