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'cause It Looked Like Fun

Taken from Krahka's blog entry.   Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle Step 2: Post the first line or so from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song Step 3: Post it and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses them correctly   You guys only have to guess if you want to.   1. When your only friends are hotel rooms - Paperthin Hymn by Anberlin 2. Let's take a walk into the sky 3. Can you hear me?

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We're Busy! Busy! Dreadfully Busy!

Okay, I just had a brilliant idea!   I was thinking how un-original it is to simply take a song from Veggietales and use it for the server song, although it does apply. So here's my idea. Members (other than LarryBoy or myself) can write poems, limericks, haikus, or songs about the busy server message. Without flaming, of course. A song entitled, "How Much I Hate the Busy Server Messages," wouldn't really work. Just a little thing I could use in the Busy Server Content Block. An example:   "I

It's Four Am

Helloooo everybodyyy. 8D Why aren't you sleeeeeping?   'Cause sleep, it's good for you. Better than a trainload of broccoli! Faster than a speeding snowman! Able to leap skyscrapers in a single bound! Best thing since slices tomatoes!   Now never mind that I'm not getting it, everyone knows that once you turn seventeen, you don't need sleep anymore. It's just like a bicycle helmet except you can't wear it and it looks silly on your bike. So get off your bike and go to bed and come back and rea

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Emperorwhenua

Laughin'Man: Well, Toothpaste + Chocolate + Goldfish + Soda = EW Avohkah Tamer: = Emperor Whenua? Turakii: Now that we know his chemical makeup, we can take him out! >=D     Turakii

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The Cute

So now there's a new content block -- the Wall of Cute!   Its purpose is for... uh... well... cute?   The problem is, I got as far as the current two and stopped short. I suppose I could add six more pictures of Tsukasa, but I'm sure there are a few more cute things besides her out there somewhere...   Any suggestions?     Turakii

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I'm Blue

I'm blue ---------------------If ------------------------I --------------------------were --------------------------------green ----------------------------I -------------------would ------------die   ---------If -------I ---------were ---------------green ----------------------------I -------------------------------would ----------------------------------------die   --------------------------------------------------If -------------------------------------------------------I

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A Word Of Advice

Since there seem to be so many married couples on BZP now, I thought I'd offer a tidbit of advice which will likely contribute to a happier married life:     Never chase your husband around the house shrieking, "Away from me, evil vampire fiend!" while trying to bop him on the head with a steak.   He won't appreciate it.   No matter how good the steak is.     Turakii

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Lemon Or Banana?

You're feeling hungry. You go to the fridge. After several minutes of digging, you discover there are only two edible items left -- a lemon-flavored popsicle and a banana-flavored popsicle. You...   Eat the lemon popsicle. =D Eat the banana popsicle. =D Eat BOTH! Omnomnom. Neither! I'd rather starve! Eat the fridge.   Turakii  

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Dear Santa...

Dear Mr. Santa,   This year for Christmas, I couldn't think of very much I wanted. However, I didn't want to disappoint you by sending in a blank list, so I thought long and hard and came up with a few things.   To start small, I want a medieval-era stone castle. If it would be possible to quietly switch it with our house during the night of Christmas Eve (though without waking us up, of course), it would be much appreciated.   Also, I would like a couple accessories to go with it -- woven t

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Sentenced To Barry Manilow

Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.   Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.   About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a ro

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To The Batglomp!

Yesterday, while Gotham City was offline, several superhero assistants and I used the spare time to exercise our powers of memory through artistic means.         Also...         ~Batgirl      

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To Settle A Debate

Asumi Nase: 2 votes Starkiller: 23 votes Nulls: 2 Alternate votes: Anonymous invisible hedgehog: 1 vote (Don't Flash The Octopus) HK-47: 1 vote (Toa Tarkana) Pudge the sheep: 1 vote (~Reoki~) Gundam: 1 vote (~Anata no Oneesan!~) Cynthia: 1 vote (-Edward Elric-) Chuck Norris: 1 vote (Gravitic Ghost Rider) Gali: 1 vote (Bfahome) Albert Einstein: 1 vote (Letagi) Heather Ross: 1 vote (WhispersAngels) Turakii (XD): 1 vote Lloyd: the White Wolf Sandtroopers: 1 vote Toa Dave

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Turffles Breakup, Turffles Reunite

Laughin’Man: Aha, found it Turakii: What? Laughin’Man: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? [Two-Face tries to raise his arms] I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. You know…they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. Laughin’Man: That's why there's nothing on my To-Do list =D Turakii: You chase cars? La

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Iiiit's So Laaaaate

Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhat!? It's two-thirty AM and most people are asleep, but I'M NOT! I'm sitting up typing and I'm not asleeeep! Iiiii'm awake, fully awake, and type-type-typing awaaaaayyy...   'Cause see, me and LM, we're hangin' out and stuff and trying to keep a grip on sanity, and did you know that by two in the morning, a tap-dancing bananamuffin is entirely believable?   'Cause we has TAP-DANCING BANANAMUFFINS.   ~Wheeeeee!   It's so amazing! The server isn't busy at all! Oh my g

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