Marriage.. It's so complicated... What with all those steaks...

I better just stay single.

Torhuki

Was that a Twilight parody scene?

~AA

Stakes are bad, but if someone was chasing me with a steak, I'd run to them! =D

-zorz-

I wouldn't mind, so long as there was some A1 Steak Sauce. Of course, if the steak is from Outback Steakhouse you don't even need that.

Takuma Nuva

*totally has to get a BZPwife*

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Is that what you did with your husband,Turakii?

*stays a single Knight/Assassin*

Is that what you did with your husband,Turakii?

*Lies unconscious in a corner with a steak on his head.*

I'll have you know, young lady, that your father loves steak. Now STOP GIVING AWAY OUR FAMILY SECRETS!!

GAH!

ALL THE MARRIAGES ARE KILLING ME!

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming like a man*

(and yes you can scream like a man, it's normally called yelling...but it's just more fun to say screaming)

-Jordboy1

Uhhh...I have to do something...somewhere else...right now...

~

Gotcha.

*crosses off number one on to-do list*

-fin-