My heart jumps
It jumps out of my chest
'Cause I love you to death
There's no shame in what I say
'Cause I love
I love you to death
I-I-I chose
To forget all the rest
'Cause you're the best
I love you to death
I took a bullet through my bulletproof vest
And it hurt
Oh, you know it
I love you to death
We'll be together forever
And that's a promise promise
Can't live a second without you
Got to be honest honest
I'm not afraid of the chances that I take
This ain't no te
So in this entry, we are proud to present you with what is likely to become the 2008 Song of the Year. Many of you have probably heard clips of it in various places, but have yet to hear it in its beautiful entirety.
Behold!
Turakii
Alright, so this blog needs a name. A title. A name-like titley-thing.
My current temporary name is actually related to another member's blog name: A Cordak Blast to the Head. I'm assuming that would hurt. Really hurt.
But I'm not quite happy with my title right now (maybe because it sounds more like a topic about accidentally pinching your fingers in Carapar's claws than a blog), so I came up with a list of possible names. I don't know which one to choose, though, so I'm putting it right
Aye, First Mate Nokama of the Highly Renowned Though Handleless Double-Barrelled Pistol say so, she did.
And if ye ain't talkin' with a pirate's speech within five minutes, she'll be havin' ye swabbin' the starboard bow.
Turakii
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say
You love me too?
Doesn't it make you feel all fuzzy inside?
Turakii
Traku has now set up his XBox 360 for XBox Live. If anyone is willing to die a horrible death in Halo 3 (says he), his gamertag is QPCT999.
No, I don't have it yet.
~EDIT~ I has a gamertag now! I wanted to go for EZ Kill, but ended up being (*gasp!*) Turakii instead.
Turakii
Now honestly, being the coolest ice Toa since cubed ice, Kopaka's got just everything. He's got the gleaming sword, the protectively strong shield, the telescopic lense, and the warm friendliness of an icicle about to fall on your head. He stalks through his frigid kingdom, nodding slightly in approval at beaming good Matoran and glowering at unfortunate bad Matoran as they wilt beneath his glacial gaze. No one can see through the cold, metallic protodermis armor to the Kopaka inside. No one can
Everyone has read of the adventures of the Toa Mahri in Mahri Nui. And if you haven't, shame on you.
In those tales, the Toa were caught up in a race to save the Great Spirit and the universe, while simultaneously dodging mutated warlords and overlarge aquatic sea life. They succeeded, but barely, and with the loss of one of their teammates.
However, these things rarely happen in only one universe. In an alternate Mahri Nui, far away, the Toa Mahri heroically arrived as they did in our tal
So, I got the expander in yesterday. Ready for a pronoun-confusing explanation?
The expander is this metal, square thing which is up at the roof of my mouth. It's prevented from falling out by four metal... poles?... that are attached to metal rings on four of my back teeth.
In case you've always wondered what an expander feels like, try putting a finger in the top of your mouth and walking around like that. Then say hello to someone. And then maybe try to eat a cookie.
The expander is
Which platform gaming system, in your opinion, owns? Owns beyond all doubt? Owns more than Akamai and Wairuha combined?
See, Traku is thinking of possibly purchasing the one that wins out. He also wanted me to mention that he'd prefer the cost of the gaming system to be below a million thousand dollars.
Turakii
First off, hang on a second while I glomp Laughin'Man 26.5 times in rapid succession for renewing my Premier Membership. *Shrieks with joy, then glomps again.*
Okay, do you remember that music game where you answer a list of questions by putting your music player on shuffle? It's okay if you don't, because this has nothing to do with it. Your goal is to answer these eighteen questions as accurately as possible... but only using song titles. No shuffling necessary! You don't have to actually
This is the slightly late sequel to SZ's Love Story!...Ish. Ready? Here we go...
Meanwhile, on a completely different part of the island, a Matoran named Moe was selling electric razors.
"Razors! Razors! Get 'em while they're hot!"
Most Matoran walked by without even glancing at him. A few, who looked strangely as though they had recently discovered the hard way that Matoran don't have hair, paused long enough to give him melting glares.
"Razors! Razors!" Moe began to get desperate.
Strawberry Shortcake and Roodaka have been going at it for six months now, and both are beginning to feel a bit of strain. Hence, they are very shortly going to declare the match an end and Roodaka the first-ever Bionicle winner in these versus thingies. (Strawberry Shortcake was planning to invite Roodaka to a tea party in Strawberry Land to show she has no hard feelings, but Roodaka had such a violent reaction to the suggestion that Strawberry decided against it.)
So, the question before us
Ohh, oh-oh-oh, yeah
Ooh, baby
Holdin' on...
When you're just a-walkin' down the street
And a pole falls towards your head
And you scream and shriek and panic
'Cause you're fearing you'll be dead
Just hold on (hold on!) to your nose
Don't worry if people think you're weird
Oh, just hold on, hold on to your nose
There ain't nothin' better for warding off fear
Oh, baby, ohhh, yeah...
That crocodile's mouthful of deadly spikes
Might threaten to ruin your day
But as he opens wid
If you one day woke up and discovered you had gained teleportation powers overnight, where would you go first? A salesman offers you an exchange and opens a briefcase full of alternate mental powers. Which would you look for? Do you find teeth-brushing to be enjoyable? What's your favorite album art? Quick, choose: banana or pineapple? If you could have any character/person for your boyfriend/girlfriend, which would you choose? Should running away screaming be an option on the above question? Tu
